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happyhumper69's Recent Statuses
Sun, 10-Mar-24 5:03 PM (17 days ago)
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I hear the drums echoing tonight...she hears only whispers of some quiet conversations...
Sat, 2-Mar-24 11:49 PM (25 days ago)
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Quick peek before we go out for dinner. Hello perves grin
Hello happyh smile
(25 days ago)
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Sat, 20-Jan-24 9:14 PM (67 days ago)
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Dear Arctic Circle your weather has wandered down south and is hanging out here Gonna need you to come get it ASAP
We had a small layer of snow on the ground in the skate park across from Me but about 1 hour later it was gone
(67 days ago)
Snowing here now. Minus eleven Celsius. Actually a very nice evening all things considered.
(67 days ago)
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Rideau Canal opens tomorrow!
(67 days ago)
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Rideau Canal opens tomorrow. Yay!
(67 days ago)
^^^^^⛸️
(67 days ago)
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Mon, 25-Dec-23 7:17 PM (93 days ago)
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Merry Christmas all!
thats "Y'all" sneaky geddit right !
(93 days ago)
Merry Christmas to you, Happy
(93 days ago)
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Sun, 17-Dec-23 11:56 PM (101 days ago)
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Mid December and we're having what pretty much is a Category 1 hurricane...smh
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So far just heavy rain and wind gusts around 50 mph at my house. The beach is seeing steady winds of 65+ mph
(101 days ago)
I'll be getting the same thing starting in a couple hours lasting until about noon Monday.
(101 days ago)
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I saw that on the news, puppyman. Stay safe. xx
(101 days ago)
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Boz, it's not really bad if you're inland but the beach is taking a beating here
(101 days ago)
the werld is gone crackers, is that gerbil werming shit sneaky i sez
(101 days ago)
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Fri, 24-Nov-23 6:07 PM (124 days ago)
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Already tired of looking at leftover turkey LOL
Mmm...leftover turkey (in dreamy Homer Simpson voice) drool
(124 days ago)
How do you use butterballs on a Turkey confused
(124 days ago)
Raven, the same way we do raven, pluck it and into the oven! grin
(124 days ago)
LOL
(124 days ago)
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Sat, 4-Nov-23 10:20 PM (144 days ago)
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Finally off work. Evening all grin
Evening, Happy
(144 days ago)
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Hello Happy😘
(144 days ago)
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Am 4 hours late, but good evening hh.
(144 days ago)
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Fri, 3-Nov-23 1:24 AM (146 days ago)
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*peeks in* Yep still a bunch of perverts in here tongue
HH! 😊
(145 days ago)
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Greetings Mr Humper Sir beer thumbup1
(145 days ago)
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Who's calling who a pervert !! Lol hey humper
(145 days ago)
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Nothing changes
(145 days ago)
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Hello love! Im so happy to see you. I’ve missed you, old friend😍
(145 days ago)
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Sat, 2-Sep-23 12:49 PM (208 days ago)
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RIP Jimmy Buffett. Rest easy in that One Particular Harbor
Bummer ! 😢
(208 days ago)
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I just found out about this... so sad.... he went to Paris.. looking for answers sad
(208 days ago)
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A white sports coat and a pink crustacean.
(208 days ago)
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Getting ready to spin a few Buffet albums. [photo missing]
(207 days ago)
He's having that ultimate Cheeseburger in Paradise with his friend, Jose Cuervo. And I'm sure he's found that lost shaker of salt.
(207 days ago)
Mon, 29-May-23 7:19 PM (303 days ago)
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Helpful hint # 3926: Using the correct subject and category helps get your photos approved. Hint # 3927: Posting pics that look like screen caps from a security camera do NOT help wink
So many other red flags that give away that your pics might not stay too long...
(303 days ago)
When I see pics categorised wrongly, I correct them but then leave them for 3 other mods to approve. Leaves them in the system for longer.
(303 days ago)
and then I change the category back to give Sidders more work.......... grin
(303 days ago)
I never go back, once is more than enough with some of the stuff that gets posted
(303 days ago)
I admire the 'eye stuff' you mods have to vet, rather you than me!
(303 days ago)
Mon, 29-May-23 3:28 PM (304 days ago)
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Dryer said "Fuck you", so while the last load of laundry is in the wash I can perve. Howdy y'all
🐾😽🐾
(304 days ago)
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Hi happy 💋
(303 days ago)
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Humps! Nice to see you in: )
(303 days ago)
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Hiiiii Humps! I've done so much laundry this weekend, I'm surprised my dryer didn't tell me off too!
(303 days ago)
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Sun, 19-Mar-23 2:26 AM (1 year ago)
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Holy shit! I just noticed that I have a 15 year badge now LOL
Oh really?
(1 year ago)
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I didn't know it was that long lol
(1 year ago)
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Yep, I hovered over your shield. 14.5 years.
(1 year ago)
And I’ve known you for at least 10 of those
(1 year ago)
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My other self would've had one, but I think it's coming up soon. High Five Humps...you did it!!
(1 year ago)
Sun, 1-Jan-23 5:33 AM (1 year ago)
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Happy Nude Rear grin
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HNY HH
(1 year ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-22 6:41 PM (1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas all!
white christmas there?
(1 year ago)
Merry Christmas to you and the pups, hh. heart
(1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas 🎄 💖
(1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas!
(1 year ago)
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Merry Christmas Humps!!
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 22-Dec-22 2:53 AM (1 year ago)
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Oh the weather outside is frightful but the central heat is so delightful. And since we've no place to go...let it rain,, let it rain, let it rain. SE US...sorry, no snow
I got snow and 9 degrees of farenheit🥳
(1 year ago)
Keep that over there Moose!
(1 year ago)
"Oh There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays"
(1 year ago)
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our snow rained away lol
(1 year ago)
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60 degrees and sunny here today. raspberry
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 25-Nov-22 5:16 PM (1 year ago)
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Of course the microwave would die and the mutts run out of food on Black Friday. This trip isn't going to be fun...
6-7 pills a day! Get that mutt into rehab!!!
(1 year ago)
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How a Mutt be so pilled up ? ? ?
(1 year ago)
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Lenny, Ravers...she's 14 years old, and has epilepsy and cancer...but she hasn't decided to leave us so far
(1 year ago)
Yo , Humps, glad the doglet is still with you: )
(1 year ago)
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She's hard headed TC. I guess she figures she's still got squirrels and rabbits to bark at
(1 year ago)
Mon, 19-Sep-22 2:22 AM (1 year ago)
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Drive by perving...hi y'all, g'night y'all...tongue
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Night happ,sweet dreams
(1 year ago)
Zooooooooooooooooom! *waves*!
(1 year ago)
Beep Beep 🛻🚗🚚🚌
(1 year ago)
Fri, 9-Sep-22 1:14 AM (1 year ago)
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Two statuses removed because you put a messenger ID in it. One more gets removed and you get a free vacation from status...
18 mods on status right now. Surely there were 36 removals already LOL
(1 year ago)
Ju, they literally popped up back to back. LOL
(1 year ago)
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same on my screen grin
(1 year ago)
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I tried to reply to one of those statuses to report that earlier today a cow kicked me.
(1 year ago)
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So clever too, subbing the i with a !
(1 year ago)
Mon, 22-Aug-22 1:31 AM (1 year ago)
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The joys of being a utility company contractor....rain forcast for tomorrow, so looks like I have a day off
Sure did!
(1 year ago)
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Day off or no day off, HH?
(1 year ago)
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did it rain and give you the day off or was it just in the forecast?
(1 year ago)
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futility contractor?...enjoy a day of honey do's
(1 year ago)
Rain went away...we went out and played demolition.
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 17-Aug-22 3:52 AM (1 year ago)
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Sleep schedule gonna be screwed until Friday so off for a nap. Later perves
Have a good nap
(1 year ago)
Wed, 17-Aug-22 2:50 AM (1 year ago)
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Here ya go JG. This is Dobby...
Quite cute & adorable HH. 😍
(1 year ago)
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Something about that peanut Pic does remind me of Dobby the house elf.
(1 year ago)
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About the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!
(1 year ago)
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you're lovely Dobby! welcome to NN! grin
(1 year ago)
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You shrunk the puppy!!! 😳😳🤣
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 17-Aug-22 2:31 AM (1 year ago)
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Evening ya perves grin
Ju you need to see video of a baby porcupine.
(1 year ago)
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Please send me one!
(1 year ago)
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I am imagining a baby pprcupine looks like a pine cone with legs
(1 year ago)
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Check da Face place Ju wink Found two
(1 year ago)
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OMG. Now I need a porcupine!
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 11-Aug-22 3:05 AM (1 year ago)
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Drive by perving....hi yall....g'night yall tongue
Hi and bye, hh. xx
(1 year ago)
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dang it issed out of them sweet good night hugs
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 30-Jul-22 9:53 PM (1 year ago)
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Mother Nature has decided that Im done mowing the lawn, so....hiya perves
there are advantages to living in bumfuck oregon..lol
(1 year ago)
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Mother Nature can be a bitch. Howdy, HH. xx
(1 year ago)
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Sorry gang. breezy and 65 degrees here.
(1 year ago)
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Hi JG
(1 year ago)
Full on rain?
(1 year ago)
Tue, 5-Jul-22 7:33 PM (1 year ago)
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Just a reminder, tribute/cum on pics are no longer allowed per NN rules. Submitting them is just wasting your time.
PM them direct to Humps instead!
(1 year ago)
Not going to bother. I've already wasted time having to moderate this crap. I just remove them and go on
(1 year ago)
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If ya want to do it pm the person.
(1 year ago)
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