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Hardallover's Recent Statuses
Mon, 24-Aug-20 11:52 AM (3 years ago)
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So many fake profiles at the moment, all using obviously stolen photos and usernames ending with three numbers. What's up with that?
NatalyaTits likes this
noidea365
(3 years ago)
im taking that name for my next one ^^
(3 years ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
i prefer your curren one - it suggests capriciousness and the ability to sting lol
(3 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
lol and sting i can do when provoked
(3 years ago)
Relaxer likes this
<Shudda chose Hedley Lamarr
(3 years ago)
Sat, 11-Aug-18 2:51 PM (5 years ago)
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Any verified ladies in the mood for a tribute?
I think the verified bit may reduce your potential audience a bit I’m afraid
(5 years ago)
Wed, 13-Jun-18 3:08 PM (5 years ago)
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Latest photos not loading for anyone else?
Yeah same problem!
(5 years ago)
Yup sad
(5 years ago)
Support has been notified, they will work on it.
(5 years ago)
Not loading for me either
(5 years ago)
Mine's up the creek as well...ohmy
(5 years ago)
Fri, 10-Nov-17 7:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Friday night, and as usual I'm hornier than a herd of rhinos!
riverguy and Lushh_xx like this
is that less horny than a herd of billy goats?
(6 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Sat, 9-Sep-17 2:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Sometimes it's the little things that make your day... like a random girl online wanting to watch you cum on cam! smile
Jagged_Edges and NatalyaTits like this
She had all the right parts... smile
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Were they moving parts?
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Probably a cardboard cut out
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Which bits were cut out?
(6 years ago)
the eyes?
(6 years ago)
Wed, 2-Aug-17 12:06 PM (6 years ago)
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The ladies of NN are really outdoing themselves at the moment, which can only mean one thing... standby for ejaculation station! wink
Wed, 14-Jun-17 2:44 PM (6 years ago)
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Some very fake looking new profiles in the "Newest Members with Profile Pics in United Kingdom" section... sad
happyhumper69 likes this
Mon, 19-Sep-16 1:41 AM (7 years ago)
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There really have been some gorgeous posts in the pussies section recently...
lennynatural likes this
cute fluffy ones that go meow? wink
(7 years ago)
bOObzman, im_hard and Free2b_again like this
I'm sure there's some bald ones that purr too wink
(7 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sun, 17-Jul-16 1:01 AM (7 years ago)
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I should really be in bed now, but the lure of NN is strong...
NakedWill329 likes this
Mon, 11-Jul-16 10:51 PM (7 years ago)
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The chances of finding someone to chat to are inversely proportional to how horny you are.
so that's a snowball's chance in hell then.
(7 years ago)
Mon, 11-Jul-16 2:30 PM (7 years ago)
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Why am I looking at NN when (because of the presence of others nearby) I'm not actually able to get my cock out right now? Why must I torture myself so?!
iowawantit likes this
Fri, 19-Feb-16 4:52 PM (8 years ago)
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The classic Friday afternoon dilemma - to rock out with my cock out, or hang out with my wang out?
I'm having a check up from the neck up
(8 years ago)
I tend to funk with my junk ;p
(8 years ago)
I'm gonna Wang Chung & Have Fun Tonight
(8 years ago)
i have previcidal tendencies....i gotta get some help
(8 years ago)
Tue, 23-Dec-14 7:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Is there any straight guy here who hasn't cum to Mrs. Ectocooler yet? Hot, hot, hot!
Ectocooler likes this
Fri, 15-Aug-14 11:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Gone a bit quiet in here...
Fri, 15-Aug-14 8:35 PM (9 years ago)
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First new pic in a long time...feels nice to post again, should do it more often!
Allure likes this
Fri, 15-Aug-14 6:39 PM (9 years ago)
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So many stunning ladies on tonight, I don't know where to start!
Sun, 15-Jun-14 9:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Football or NN...Football or NN...*spies gorgeous naked ladies*...easy decision really! smile
There is only 1 choice
(9 years ago)
both why not
(9 years ago)
you could multitask tongue
(9 years ago)
i watch the footy and nn
(9 years ago)
Like to give my full attention to one or other!
(9 years ago)
Thu, 12-Jun-14 10:53 PM (9 years ago)
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Seems a bit quiet in here...
never quiet when kittys here
(9 years ago)
it is
(9 years ago)
what would get things going?
(9 years ago)
Thu, 29-May-14 1:03 PM (9 years ago)
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It sucks being out of PMs when you're as horny as I am now!
XOKaterina likes this
ahhh! the skills the human race has lost sad
(9 years ago)
But fantasm...I can assure you that masturbating over your lovely naked body is so much more enjoyable than just using your imagination! smile
(9 years ago)
what makes you think I'd let you use my imagination, anyway??? blink
(9 years ago)
That's alright...now I've got your pics and my imagination...and you won't believe what you just did in my imagination. I never expected you to be *that* naughty! wink
(9 years ago)
ohmy
(9 years ago)
Wed, 28-May-14 5:35 PM (9 years ago)
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FiFi72uk's voice greeting - pure aural pornography. Wow!
Mon, 12-May-14 4:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Monday might not be the most popular day of the week, but catching up on all the hot photos posted over the weekend does help!
Wavesandstars8 and james7inch like this
If You Like Men, I Posted A Couple New Ones !
(9 years ago)
Enjoy Hard! mondays have to be good for some things
(9 years ago)
Wed, 30-Apr-14 11:11 AM (9 years ago)
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Having thought about this further, I've got a suggestion; just as they can cam without premium, verified women (who are the life blood of the site) should have unlimited PM's.
Ohhh then I've had lots of warm and fuzzies lol.
(9 years ago)
Mmm
(9 years ago)
wax will fix the fuzzies grin
(9 years ago)
Love those fuzzies smile
(9 years ago)
Lol
(9 years ago)
Wed, 30-Apr-14 9:00 AM (9 years ago)
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I appreciate that bills have to be paid, but seeing as this is a kind of naked social network, I can't help but feel the new messaging rules will prove counterproductive.
One other question - is the posting of alternative contact details on profiles now banned?
(9 years ago)
it has always been
(9 years ago)
A lot of prems don't post - just chat to other prems they know - guess it depends why you are here
(9 years ago)
Wasn't aware it always had been as it's not hard to find profiles with other contact details...
(9 years ago)
Is it really? I've got about a dozen emails or twitter feeds in the same amount of visits... Give or take
(9 years ago)
Mon, 17-Mar-14 2:26 PM (10 years ago)
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Following posts slightly earlier in status, I shall now describe myself as disinterested and randy©.
MrCoverYou likes this
Thu, 5-Dec-13 2:27 AM (10 years ago)
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Mesmerised by the pic BustyButterfly has uploaded of her spreading her ass...
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
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