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phoenixatx's Recent Statuses
Sat, 7-Apr-18 11:16 PM (5 years ago)
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I think pick up lines are best delivered in a polyester leisure suit and a felt hat, white patent leather shoes, and a big ol feather stuck on the front
TexAngel and plumguy like this
Or in person
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Now this is why I like status so much...A great status followed by a pithy comment grin Realy made me laugh
(5 years ago)
I usually get them drunk, stumbling guys at bars. That would be so much more interesting!!
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
With a lounge lizard crooning in the background?
(5 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
I'll take a double water on the rocks Tex
(5 years ago)
Sat, 7-Apr-18 10:52 PM (5 years ago)
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Its still freezing outside, totally not fair, tomorrow morning ride is gonna be chilly
ooooh phoenix I LOVE that song!
(5 years ago)
phoenixatx likes this
Oh and Tex howdy I'm Phoenix
(5 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
One of my favorites too
(5 years ago)
We've met before phoenix. In another lifetime. smile I used to be needs.
(5 years ago)
oh my goodness, been some time since I've been here, lol
(5 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Sun, 6-Apr-14 1:24 PM (9 years ago)
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Been a long time, perhaps your fetish and mine can have a fetish fetish day to fetish in
MarkandLacey likes this
howdy y'all sup yonder?
(9 years ago)
There is some kinda water type substance falling from the sky.....not used to that.
(9 years ago)
we must all hide until this strange phenom goes away
(9 years ago)
Nah, I'm gonna go play in it and take Lacey with me. Maybe I can get some pics where she's all wet. smile
(9 years ago)
wet what is wet, bet question what is a wet lacey, sound yummy
(9 years ago)
Thu, 18-Jul-13 11:31 AM (10 years ago)
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My fetish has a fetish for your fetishes fetish
XXandXY likes this
Sun, 14-Jul-13 1:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Mont Ventoux you xxxxx
tributestar likes this
come on froome wink
(10 years ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-13 8:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Cinderella and now Peter Pan, shall we trip down memory lane?
Sun, 31-Mar-13 8:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Say are you naked yet
rhinostool likes this
no sad
(11 years ago)
but i am, now get your jimjams off
(11 years ago)
ok hubby no not never!
(11 years ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-13 7:32 PM (11 years ago)
tip
shower and a shave, then what?
rhinostool likes this
relax time
(11 years ago)
dance in the rain maybe
(11 years ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-13 12:15 AM (11 years ago)
tip
the piano's been drinking not ME
hey phoenix....good try
(11 years ago)
Likely story, never worked for me either
(11 years ago)
fine tom waits reference
(11 years ago)
I'm waiting for you to sing
(11 years ago)
lol, i can not no not care a tune, a bucket sings better than i
(11 years ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-13 12:50 AM (11 years ago)
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it was a dark horny stormy night...
then it eneded
(11 years ago)
feck
(11 years ago)
ended
(11 years ago)
Southern Sally does it again
(11 years ago)
though they all were hard hot and horny till the end
(11 years ago)
Wed, 20-Mar-13 1:34 AM (11 years ago)
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Did someone say naked bronze Texas moose?
MarkandLacey likes this
I'm waiting for all of you NN Texans to set me up with a job and a house! Get on it guys!!!
(11 years ago)
Umm...you're not getting any kinda job from me Dave...just sayin. smile
(11 years ago)
you can become chief moose polisher
(11 years ago)
You can just move in with me! You can be my house boy until you find a job. wink
(11 years ago)
I like Dave too much to make any kinda moose polishing jokes...
(11 years ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-13 12:21 AM (11 years ago)
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was it you that was photo shopping me?
Sun, 10-Mar-13 11:36 PM (11 years ago)
tip
bottled Texas heat, could make a killing
NurseVicki likes this
send me some!!
(11 years ago)
lol not in Florida
(11 years ago)
perhaps a bottle or two for you lil, try it out, see if you like a little Texas heat
(11 years ago)
though even the printing might read slower than you're used too
(11 years ago)
tongue
(11 years ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-13 11:02 PM (11 years ago)
tip
showered shaved and wondering where you are?
shhhhh am in bed xx
(11 years ago)
perfect, i'll sneak right on under those covers and find that little ol spot and get you to wiggling
(11 years ago)
you'll need to try hard lol, pain pills taken and feeling comfortably numb haa ha ha
(11 years ago)
aw the perfect bunz relaxed and ready for anything
(11 years ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-13 9:10 PM (11 years ago)
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and who has an accent, i ask y'all who has an accent
ali_dee likes this
jen do you have an accent like bunz's?
(11 years ago)
I have no accent whatsoever.
(11 years ago)
Nope, in a southern gal!! smile
(11 years ago)
^^^ I AM A southern gal! smile
(11 years ago)
English Kentish accent ?
(11 years ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-13 1:55 PM (11 years ago)
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oh by the way Happy Mom's day over yonder, now get the wash done and folded, and dinner on the table
yes sir, am doing it!
(11 years ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-13 12:40 AM (11 years ago)
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thought it was your night to cook, wheres me oats woman?
ots? I already gave you a bj for goodness sake
(11 years ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-13 12:30 AM (11 years ago)
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say aren't you up rather late? now don't get all cranky cause you're tired
lesslie likes this
I'm going, I'm going xx
(11 years ago)
well you are a grown up after all
(11 years ago)
I am?
(11 years ago)
totally
(11 years ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-13 12:23 AM (11 years ago)
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wats sup a way over yonder there?
hey hubby no not never, I am needing cuddles
(11 years ago)
come on over here and sit on my lap there not not never
(11 years ago)
ok. Did you find you red bag today?
(11 years ago)
was marvelous
(11 years ago)
Mon, 11-Feb-13 11:50 AM (11 years ago)
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how does one hoover? is that like hovering?
it's like sucking
(11 years ago)
the real trick is .. to have your hoover hover
(11 years ago)
lol hoovering is vacuuming fool tongue
(11 years ago)
Sun, 10-Feb-13 7:51 PM (11 years ago)
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say did you see any butterflies, if so i've got the perfect net for catching them
no butterflies no no, but bjs in bags, lots of them
(11 years ago)
what will i do with this net then?
(11 years ago)
use it to carry the blue bags, the red ones can wat a while
(11 years ago)
oh red ones, those are the best
(11 years ago)
I know you like them. I left two on the counter.
(11 years ago)
Sun, 10-Feb-13 4:27 PM (11 years ago)
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soups ready, the girls ready? oh and you can keep your hat on
yes yes yes! Ready!
(11 years ago)
Sun, 3-Feb-13 1:54 PM (11 years ago)
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and by all means roll over and show your ass
woooohoooo moon time!
(11 years ago)
more than a smooth inviting warm, devious and delicious destination
(11 years ago)
Sun, 3-Feb-13 1:53 PM (11 years ago)
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ready to be a good girl, you can leave you hat on though
ok thank you!
(11 years ago)
Sun, 3-Feb-13 1:41 PM (11 years ago)
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you need a wide chair and those sexy boots on then we can begin
ho ho!
(11 years ago)
and no jimjams (?) or pjs as we say, though if you've got them with those cute little booties, wear um
(11 years ago)
nope, no jimjams right now x
(11 years ago)
stocking, boots, now are the nails done
(11 years ago)
ummmm *hides hands*
(11 years ago)
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