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ilovepussy's Recent Statuses
Tue, 2-Jan-24 2:46 PM (105 days ago)
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I opened a new gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the 1st 3 weeks then be a bar and grill the rest of the year.
tugking70, Artistic and smitten4u like this
oh, no no no ... you might wanna touch me deek down da basemint like sneaky
(105 days ago)
Naaaaa. I don't play for that team. smile
(105 days ago)
yeah yeah thats what they all say up until the light goes out sneaky
(105 days ago)
And you ain't falling for that one again are ya? 10 times has finally taught you a lesson. LOL
(105 days ago)
If they serve tater tots you can count me in.
(105 days ago)
Sat, 2-Dec-23 2:53 PM (136 days ago)
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The difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute is that a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
NaughtyKat and LOVEXXXPORN like this
It's terrible yet funny! 😁
(136 days ago)
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Sat, 11-Nov-23 12:28 PM (157 days ago)
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I know the difference between right and wrong. Wrong is more fun!!
As for Sex, that is about when both say yes..smile
(157 days ago)
Sat, 30-Sep-23 1:26 PM (199 days ago)
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Tomorrow is the first day of October. I guess I can expect to see Valentines day stuff on the store shelves in the morning eh?
We’ll soon be seeing the Thanksgiving GOBBLE “jokes” on here too
(199 days ago)
ilovepussy and smitten4u like this
Easter eggs by 10sm...
(199 days ago)
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Sun, 9-Jul-23 1:09 PM (282 days ago)
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This is ridiculous. It's July 9th and people are still shooting fireworks off. One of them almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire!!!
🤣😂 Thankfully the Easter decorations are well hidden!
(282 days ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Sat, 26-Feb-22 5:28 PM (2 years ago)
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I dont know who the mods is that keeps deleting threads that I'm commenting on in the forum, but it needs to STOP!!I Im not breaking any rules. So what that I'm commenting on old posts?
Might be better to keep this in forum smile
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
The difference if you need it explained is that Ukraine is under attack from their neighbour, they have the right to defend their territory by any means necessary.
(2 years ago)
paramour and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Biy different from collecting and carrying guns as a hobby.
(2 years ago)
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(2 years ago)
With that I am done on this thread, you go carry on being an 'adult' on an adult site : D
(2 years ago)
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Sat, 26-Feb-22 2:25 PM (2 years ago)
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LMFAO!!! LOL
I think I have a stalker on here. Not sure if I'm excited or scared.
(2 years ago)
Sun, 20-Feb-22 1:26 PM (2 years ago)
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The Daytona 500 is today!!! I'm soooooo ready for the start of the 2022 Nascar season. happydance
like hang ya bum overboard, like P ... yes ilp'y i not dumb, ya hold ya foot onda gas and tern left raspberry
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Lil more complicated than that Wods, but okay. Lol
(2 years ago)
I got a ticket south of town for running the Daytona 500 in the round-a-bout.............
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe and ilovepussy like this
what about naughty garage pulls????????
(2 years ago)
15 laps to gooooo
(2 years ago)
Fri, 31-Dec-21 1:25 PM (2 years ago)
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I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
Is it Pasteurised ? ? ? eek
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
I dunno. Should I taste it? blink
(2 years ago)
Nope LOL
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 5-Dec-21 1:22 PM (2 years ago)
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Just put a bone in ham and 4 hocks in the stock pot. Making ham, bean and potato soup today!! I can't wait to eat it.
smitten4u and shy28boy like this
That sounds really good!
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
I’ll bring the cornbread! What time?
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
It's one of my favorite cold weather meals. Should be ready to eat in a few more hours Bimarried. 5 PM eastern time. Lol
(2 years ago)
Damn it, previously engaged. Maybe next time. Enjoy!
(2 years ago)
Sat, 4-Sep-21 12:58 PM (2 years ago)
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It's Labor Day weekend. That means that the Pit Boss smoker will be busy for the next 3 days!! Happy end of summer folks. Enjoy it while it lasts. Winter is just around the corner.
Give that Pit Boss a good workout ilp, and let us know if there are any leftovers! drool beer
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
I smoke mine for about 5 hours at 180 then turn up the heat to 225 and mop them with the bbq sauce for the last hour or so. They are falling of the bone delicious.
(2 years ago)
There's always leftovers. I don't like risking not making enough. lol
(2 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Ah you're just like me for that ilp, I always make more too for the same reason! laugh
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
We grill in every season. I’ve stood in the snow cooking. Works ok, keeps my beer cold while I’m flipping burgers or whatever.
(2 years ago)
Fri, 9-Jul-21 4:36 PM (2 years ago)
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So, apparently you are not permitted to smoke weed in women's Olympic events, put you CAN have a penis in women's Olympic events. blink
I knowsmile
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Seems they have cocked up the rules
(2 years ago)
lennynatural and ilovepussy like this
Rules are rules.....and was watching documentary that this probably isn't the first time one gender has competed as the other in Olympics......but something needs to change.
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Reminds me of the old days of baseball where there was a pitcher with only 3fingers (early farming accident) and could throw wicked curves. (See Mordecai Brown.)
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 4-Jul-21 1:28 PM (2 years ago)
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America is 245 years independent today!!! I think it is a law that Americans have to grill something today!!
We normally put our roasts in the oven. This is my first attempt cooking one is the smoker. I hope it turns out good. It will take at least 7 hours to cook.
(2 years ago)
I want to know how it turns out....how I am hungry lol
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
LOL......I didn't mean to make you hungry. I will probably be on tomorrow morning. I will post the results on this status then. Have a great day!!
(2 years ago)
JessieScott likes this
Well, It turned out pretty good. Not sure I'm crazy about the hickory wood pellets for this particular cut of meat though. I should have kept the competition blend in the hopper. Was still good though
(2 years ago)
JessieScott likes this
Glad it turned out and good, always like a good piece of meat..lol
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Sat, 3-Jul-21 12:28 PM (2 years ago)
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member "ninecutnthickk" needs to be banned from the site. He is posting photos claiming his niece took the pics. I reported the pics but they are still up!!! That is some sick shit!!
I understand that thyknlong, but he could reach out to members he feels might make a good "pic mod".....AKA: Recruit them.
(2 years ago)
The problem with that ilove isvt
(2 years ago)
AGR.......confused Huh?
(2 years ago)
Sorry that was supposed to be " The problem with that is that modding (especially pic) is a thankless job I wouldn't want to have to wade through all the pics that get posted here no sir.
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Me neither!! I'm just here for the recipes. LOL.........Oh, and boobs. I like to look at boobs. grin
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 20-Jun-21 12:31 PM (2 years ago)
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Happy father's day to all the dads out there!! It's a day of relaxation and good food for me. Reverse sear Delmonico's on the smoker, baked potato and a salad. I'm ready!!
Sat, 12-Jun-21 11:22 AM (2 years ago)
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CNN has reinstated Jeffery Toobin, but told him that there is to be no jerking around this time or he is fired!! LOL spank
shy28boy likes this
jerk...wait...damn, camera's on! blush Hehe, people do this here all the time on purpose. So who's wrong who's right? tongue
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
is he that guy in the fifth element? blink
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy and MitchandDaisy like this
wait ........ thats was corbin dallas ..... poo
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
LOL.......I can't believe CNN expects anyone to watch his show now.
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 28-Mar-21 2:25 PM (3 years ago)
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Took the plunge today and bought a Pit Boss pellet/gas combo grill/smoker. Can't wait to assemble it and try it out.
lennynatural likes this
LOL......yes, you have to rub the spices in before you put the meat on the smoker. LOL.........how goes it Mitch?
(2 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I'm gonna get a pork belly next week and attempt to make my own bacon. It has to soak in a brine for about 10 days before it goes on the smoker though.
(2 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Going alright ilp. We're changing the water heater this morning. But bbq is on the menu for supper!
(2 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Blah, sound like work to me. Enjoy your bbq. I'm gonna install a new filter pump on our swimming pool while my chicken is in the smoker today. Need to be ready to open pool later this month.
(2 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Enjoy! You work hard for it.
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 7-Feb-21 1:28 PM (3 years ago)
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My Superbowl score prediction. Kansas City: 22.......Tom Brady: 28
The Tom Brady Show will still have their work cut out against Col Sander's Kentuck Fried Chickens...Close call....
(3 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
It cracks me up how Brady could throw a ball, the receiver could do 15 cartwheels, 12 backflips then leap 50 feet into the air to catch a ball and the commentators would say Brady threw a great pass.
(3 years ago)
I have 7-7 for my block for the final, plus it pays the reverse. I don’t care who wins, come on, my numbers!
(3 years ago)
My soup bowl prediction, Ramen 5. Seafood chowder 1.
(3 years ago)
and I was so damn close too!
(3 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-20 4:51 PM (3 years ago)
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And so it begins!!! The first snowflakes of the storm started falling about a half hour ago and is now a steady, heavy snow!! Weatherman is predicting 20+ inches of the white shit here!! vomit
Can we swap ? It's going to be 38 degrees C in Sydney today !!!
(3 years ago)
Don't know if ilp is done shoveling his way out of that storm from 5-1/2 weeks ago, but Dianne I'm kind of jealous right now. blush
(3 years ago)
I've been up and down I-81 several times, 70/76 aren't any better in the snow. Good luck.
(3 years ago)
87/787 in upstate New York are really bad as well.
(3 years ago)
we have snow in the mountains where it belongs.bumfuck is sunny and 47
(3 years ago)
Tue, 15-Dec-20 11:21 PM (3 years ago)
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LMFAO!!!..........that is all......carry on. LOL
Moelarryandcurly likes this
I can imagine what that little truck looked like. The wreck I had happened at 65 mph.......LOL
(3 years ago)
LOL......yup!! When the cap lands on their windshield, they learn. LOL
(3 years ago)
Moelarryandcurly likes this
LOL LOL LOL
(3 years ago)
Love that K100 cabover
(3 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
If that profile is still active, you need to log into it then just click on the upgrade to premium. Not sure if lifetime memberships are still a choice now days though.
(3 years ago)
Sat, 12-Sep-20 12:31 PM (3 years ago)
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Closing the pool today. Time to put the winter cover on. sad
rhinostool likes this
Always a sad day. Sadder is selling the house with the pool and hot tub and not having either anymore. I'd sell my soul for a hot tub...and selected NN'ers...hehe
(3 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Sounds like a euphemism smile
(3 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jul-20 5:25 PM (3 years ago)
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I picked a great week to take my staycation. Fucking hot as balls out!!! I'll be enjoying our swimming pool A LOT this week.......Of course, I'll be enjoying it in my birthday suit. raspberry
lennynatural likes this
We're supposed to be in the high 90's, low 100's all week. I'm hitting our pool this afternoon.
(3 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
It was a horrible spring here in PA, but it sure has turned into a hot summer. Too hot to do anything after mid morning so I'll just hang out in the pool.
(3 years ago)
I actually took the solar cover off a week ago and left it off, turn the solar heater off too cause our water was getting too warm. LOL
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 13-Jun-20 12:28 PM (3 years ago)
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Would anybody like my Dickens Cider? It is spiked with grain alcohol so I guess you could say it will be a hard Dickens Cider.
nosanity likes this
Fair Dickens Viagra in a bottle smile
(3 years ago)
Sun, 3-May-20 12:46 PM (3 years ago)
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It is such a nice, warm, sunny, spring day......I think I'll go hide in my basement. thumbup
001Bella likes this
Best start taking Vit D tablets..I do.
(3 years ago)
A wise Brit was saying here yesterday that life is challenging and must be celebrated, always. You have any beer down there? wink
(3 years ago)
Why would I do that Raven? I eat healthy and go outside any chance I get. My status update was intended to be sarcasm. LOL....
(3 years ago)
MitchandDaisy and 001Bella like this
MandD, I don't have any beer but I have s stash of stuff to mix white russians.
(3 years ago)
Lemme get a few pancakes in me first. smile
(3 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Thu, 23-Apr-20 5:20 PM (3 years ago)
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity........It is impossible to put down!!
Booo 🍅
(3 years ago)
ilovepussy likes this
Thanx for the moral support PA. LOL....
(3 years ago)
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