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tugking70's Recent Statuses
Fri, 22-Mar-24 12:24 PM (6 days ago)
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It's finally Friday, I'm free again....I got my motor running for a wild weekend.....It's finally Friday, I'm outta control....Forget the workin' blues and let the good times roll..................
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Love George!
(6 days ago)
Wed, 20-Mar-24 12:41 PM (8 days ago)
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She thinks my tractor's sexy......It really turns her on.....She's always starin' at me.....While I'm chuggin' along..................
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Fri, 15-Mar-24 12:42 PM (13 days ago)
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IT'S FANFUCKINTASTIC FUCKIN FRIDAY!! bounce.....bounce.....bounce....bounce......
Only for 40 more minutes. Then Saturday
(13 days ago)
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TGIF!
(13 days ago)
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yaaayyyy... tgif
(13 days ago)
Hi tug smile
(13 days ago)
5 hours of work and then it's "MY FRIDAY" Let the weekend begin.
(13 days ago)
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Sun, 10-Mar-24 3:08 AM (18 days ago)
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Bored, baked and mouthy........ So give it to me, I'm ready..........
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Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:20 AM (20 days ago)
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IT'S FANFUCKINTASTIC FRIDAY!!! bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Weekend party time!
(20 days ago)
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Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:49 AM (21 days ago)
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Some fake boobies, look weird...... But you'll never hear me saying that, on a real set of boobies.......
Facts. Wow, facts. But also, i still love all boobies. It’s the titty paradox
(21 days ago)
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I like that! The titty paradox, we all have that!
(21 days ago)
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I've seen some seriously botched boob jobs on here. They are just plain ugly.
(21 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 1:15 PM (25 days ago)
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Today.......... Today, I just want to make my dog proud..............
My silly dog (one of them) lovvvves tp be out on "her porch". She got mad at me when I made her come in during the storm at 4am. I think she's over it already. 🤷‍♀️
(25 days ago)
Nothing stings like getting judgmental eyes from your dog lol. I swear my dog just rolled his eyes watching me grab another donut for breakfast!
(25 days ago)
Don't have a dog..
(25 days ago)
At times I wish my neighbor didn't have a yappy chihauhau
(25 days ago)
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Larry smiled at me twice today, pretty sure I made her proud.........
(24 days ago)
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Sat, 24-Feb-24 1:02 PM (33 days ago)
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But I'm just a billiard ball that's chipped and scratched and soaked in smoke and wine.....Yeah, I'm a little too stone.d to keep up with the times................
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Mon, 19-Feb-24 3:17 AM (38 days ago)
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Come and play......Everything's A-OK......Friendly neighbors there......That's where we meet.........bounce.....................bounce......
Mr_Vein and smitten4u like this
bounce bounce bounce
(38 days ago)
Can you tell me how to get...
(38 days ago)
It's a magic carpet ride Every door will open wide
(38 days ago)
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Sun, 18-Feb-24 1:25 PM (39 days ago)
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So you wanna play with magic? Girl, you should know what you're fallin' for.....Baby, do you dare to do this? 'Cause I'm coming at you like a Dinosaur.......................
Triceratops? Hi tuggers 👋
(39 days ago)
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Yellow Gotta..... and yes, triceratops.........
(39 days ago)
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Jack Herer and McCafe....... what a glorious combination...................
(39 days ago)
Fri, 9-Feb-24 10:53 AM (48 days ago)
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IT'S FABULOUS, FANFUCKINTASTIC, FUCKIN FRIDAY!!!.......bounce....bounce....bounce.....bounce....bounce......
bounce bounce bounce bounce
(48 days ago)
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Fri, 2-Feb-24 6:21 PM (54 days ago)
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IT'S FUCKIN' FRIDAY!!!.......bounce.....bounce....bounce....bounce....bounce.....
I LOVE have the weekends off
(54 days ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-24 2:08 AM (55 days ago)
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Wow, now those are some huge boobies........bounce.....bounce.....bounce.....bounce....bounce.....
There goes two black eyes lol
(53 days ago)
I wanna see😊😍
(53 days ago)
Me too
(53 days ago)
I don't mind at all, ju. It could be a lot worse. smile
(52 days ago)
What trc said, tug. Pleeeeese don't
(52 days ago)
Thu, 1-Feb-24 12:45 PM (56 days ago)
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Kill the headlights and put it in neutral....Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control....Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D...Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat...............
Soy un perdedor.................I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me........................
(56 days ago)
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Timeless tune!
(56 days ago)
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I was wakin' bakin' in the van before work and it popped on the radio..... Now it'll be stuck in my head the rest of the day........
(56 days ago)
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There's worse songs to have stuck in your head. I had the "Barney" theme song stuck in mine for a few days. 🦖
(56 days ago)
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination.....And when he's tall....He's what we call a dinosaur sensation......Barney's friends are big and small.............
(55 days ago)
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Sat, 27-Jan-24 8:36 PM (60 days ago)
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A dreamer of pictures.....I run in the night.....You see us together chasing the moonlight.........My cinnamon girl..........................
MitchandDaisy, smitten4u and ksaint like this
I saw a short clip of Neil Young showing some kid in a park how to play this on his acoustic guitar
(60 days ago)
tugking70 and smitten4u like this
I like that song,live his music...hi sexy tug xxx
(60 days ago)
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Yellow, Adele........
(60 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 1:40 PM (69 days ago)
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It's FANFUCKINTASTIC FUCKING FRIDAY!!! A bitter cold one, but still, it's FUCKING FRIDAY!
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(69 days ago)
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Wed, 17-Jan-24 2:41 AM (71 days ago)
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Current status...... mobile app won't let me comment on Smitty's status.......
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Have you put in a support ticket?
(71 days ago)
No, I find it much more fun, to bitch about it in status........
(71 days ago)
Artistic and smitten4u like this
I bitch loudly everywhere I can when things do not work for me. Support is usually the best at resolving things
(71 days ago)
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Tue, 9-Jan-24 1:37 AM (79 days ago)
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Anybody got a snow shovel I can borrow? It's a fucking blizzard out there!
Nature is a vicious cycle, but it must take place.......
(79 days ago)
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I once bought a snow shovel in July. The guy at the store looked at me like I was crazy. But when December rolled around I had my fucking shovel. See my point? Tug, buy yourself a fucking shovel and
(79 days ago)
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snow thrower!!! You're welcome!
(79 days ago)
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^and an ice scraper/snow brush, don't be that asshole lol!
(79 days ago)
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Are you sure that it is snow coming at you in Penisville?
(79 days ago)
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Fri, 29-Dec-23 12:54 PM (90 days ago)
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IT'S FANFUCKINTASTIC FUCKING FRIDAY!!! bounce.....bounce.....bounce......bounce.....bounce........
It's been Saturday for while actually. 😝
(90 days ago)
I have no idea what day of the week it may be - it is just another fabulous day on the top floor of America.
(90 days ago)
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Not a bad day at all!
(90 days ago)
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CMP, doesn't every cattle rancher fill mineral tubs on fridays.............
(90 days ago)
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Now that you mention it, I did fill a few mineral tubs today.
(89 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Dec-23 1:50 AM (98 days ago)
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Where does everyone want to meet at Friday night to go Christmas caroling?
MellieK and mojo75nz like this
then pub at the corner sounds good LOL
(98 days ago)
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Perfect, around 7:30ish work?
(98 days ago)
Hell.
(95 days ago)
Sounds delightful. People singing Flu, Covid and RSV into my house
(95 days ago)
Which pub art I'll join you 😘
(95 days ago)
Fri, 15-Dec-23 1:04 PM (104 days ago)
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I'm just happy it's FANFUCKINTASTIC FRIDAY!!! bounce.....bounce....bounce....bounce.....
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I'm alive so there's that, lol!
(103 days ago)
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Fri, 8-Dec-23 6:25 PM (110 days ago)
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I'm just so happy that it's, FUCKIN' FRIDAY!!!! bounce bounce bounce bounce
Friday is the same as any other day to me... Its good to be retired... But I wish I was younger and fitter
(110 days ago)
What type of Friday is that? I've never heard of that type of Friday
(110 days ago)
Tue, 5-Dec-23 1:21 PM (114 days ago)
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I still live in the sticks where you wouldn't go.....In a town of twelve hundred off an old dirt road......And a country boy is all I'll ever be............................
Sun, 3-Dec-23 1:31 PM (116 days ago)
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer......Had a very shiny nose......And if you ever saw it.....You would even say it glows..............
Is it time for reindeer games?
(116 days ago)
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Sun, 3-Dec-23 12:02 AM (116 days ago)
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Jingle bells, jingle bells......Jingle all the way......Oh, what fun it is to ride.....In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!!!! bounce
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Lol first thought it said jingle boobs lol maybe I needy glasses
(116 days ago)
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