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lovewomeninheels's Recent Statuses
Sat, 28-Aug-21 11:30 PM (2 years ago)
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Would you fear different having sex with a man in lingerie made for a man but inspired by women's
Are they going to sell that at Victor's Secret?
(2 years ago)
Fri, 24-Jul-20 6:03 AM (3 years ago)
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Been months, anything new here?
MauveEagle646 likes this
Me, hello smile
(3 years ago)
*Waves* Just back recently myself.
(3 years ago)
Fri, 18-Oct-19 5:09 AM (4 years ago)
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Bought a house in New Jersey and it is turning out pretty good.
bman5946 and lennynatural like this
Congrats!
(4 years ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-19 3:21 AM (5 years ago)
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We are moving again. This time up near Philadelphia.
MidnightWriter likes this
Yeah, one house had a full deck on a lake(pond), finished throughout, perfectly set up for a party house but bad schools.
(5 years ago)
I'd kill to have a deck on a pond or lake....
(5 years ago)
They also claimed it was where Walt Whitman wrote leaves of grass.
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Not the house but the lake
(5 years ago)
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Nice...if it was true...
(5 years ago)
Sat, 30-Mar-19 2:54 AM (5 years ago)
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How are things?
Howdy heels...been a while grin
(5 years ago)
some things are good, some things are in flux and some things suck
(5 years ago)
Pretty good, yeah, I don't make it in here much anymore.
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 10-Jan-19 5:20 AM (5 years ago)
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I made the mistake of scheduling dental surgery the a few days before my birthday. I guess it won't be the most fun birthday weekend I have had.
Never know, the anaesthetic may make it pretty funny! smile
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 19-Nov-18 7:34 AM (5 years ago)
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Interesting, when I click on a profile in chat I get sent to the mobile version of their profile.
NN, are the emojis getting fixed also?
(5 years ago)
Yes, we are gonna fix the emojis in the next release (later today)
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
cool, thanks smile
(5 years ago)
Is it just forum and IM they are too big? Anywhere else?
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
only forum and IM that i am aware of
(5 years ago)
Wed, 8-Aug-18 4:01 AM (5 years ago)
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I remember doing the Time Warp. Drinking those moments when the blackness would hit me.
steelrat60 and somefunbum like this
Riff Raff busted some moves
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 31-Jul-18 5:40 AM (5 years ago)
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I've found a place that sells "geeky" themed sex toys. Like lightsaber dildos, Thor's hammer vibrators, etc... So crazy.
HardPinkNips likes this
Would that make it a peekatpoo?
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Today's status has rapidly gone downhill...I blame bman wink
(5 years ago)
softcell and Daffodil888 like this
Always blame, B. Fucker.
(5 years ago)
Oh, you can blame me, I get the blame for everything, I'm used to it wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
By the way, I was just teasing him. Don't take me seriously.
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 30-Jul-18 12:12 AM (5 years ago)
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I really should go grocery shopping and meal prep for the week but .....
Nah....stay and perv....ya know ya want to sneaky
(5 years ago)
Sun, 29-Jul-18 8:03 PM (5 years ago)
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Everytime certain people post pics it makes me test out how many times I can hit the "Hot" button.
Mr_Vein, riverguy and TexAngel like this
Sat, 28-Jul-18 12:12 AM (5 years ago)
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Friday night and nothing to do this week. But I think I am going to drive to Philly tomorrow and have a cheesesteak. lol
Good luck on the move. I enjoyed Philly when I was younger. My wife went last year and was not a fan.
(5 years ago)
DO NOT GO TO PAT's or GINOS...those are not good cheesesteaks! Go to the Reading Terminal Market and find a sandwich shop there.
(5 years ago)
lovewomeninheels likes this
mmmm cheesecake....yummy
(5 years ago)
Thank you for the advice.
(5 years ago)
sorry youve been chopped...go beat bobby flay
(5 years ago)
Tue, 24-Jul-18 12:06 AM (5 years ago)
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If you want my secrets you will eat my sandwich.
Fri, 20-Jul-18 7:07 AM (5 years ago)
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My wife has encouraged me to try to develop a foot fetish so I will massage her feet more. Hahaha
maraff likes this
n.b. "a good thing" where I come from is a very promiscuous person,always up for it, ever ready etc etc
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Diana Ross's song then, with the line "Remember me as a good thing" has always been a source of great jocularity and amusement accordingly wink
(5 years ago)
What about when Sugar Mynot sang 'We got a good thing going'?
(5 years ago)
brings about a (w)hole new meaning now, eh ? wink
(5 years ago)
Years ago a famous but vocabulary-challenged Aussie rugby commentator watching a Wallaby Test winger sprinting to an open tryline just kept screaming, 'Go, you good thing'!'
(5 years ago)
Tue, 17-Jul-18 7:28 AM (5 years ago)
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Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar and be better off than you are?
Naaa,rather be a pig wink
(5 years ago)
Mon, 16-Jul-18 3:27 AM (5 years ago)
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I might have become addicted to Italian ice.
<---- Intrigued by this Italian ice ... kinda sorbet.
(5 years ago)
Lemon Italian ice is my weakness
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Now I'm just jealous! sneaky Love lemon flavoured all sorts but still dunno let alone tried Italian ice!
(5 years ago)
PM Kat smile
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Thanks MG. smile
(5 years ago)
Sun, 15-Jul-18 11:32 PM (5 years ago)
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Well, hello
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Breed and name of your dog? grin
(5 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
Australian Shepherd mixed with something we don't know. Her name is Hanna as in Hannah Barbera.
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Sounds adorable smile I'm a groomer grin
(5 years ago)
Doggos & puppers are the bestest
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
She does keep are vacuum busy though. lol
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish and quietwacpl like this
Sat, 14-Jul-18 8:56 PM (5 years ago)
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If I were to move to Philly would I be any closer to anyone?
DoWhatYouWish and rhinostool like this
Me! bounce
(5 years ago)
I wish^^^
(5 years ago)
It may not happen but it is in the wind.
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
philly fillies
(5 years ago)
Nope!
(5 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jul-18 6:59 AM (5 years ago)
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I don't know what my deal is. I can fall asleep all day but once the sun goes down no way can I fall asleep.
NaughtyKat and ~Wenchie~ like this
My wife does always wear very red lipstick and I do love nibbling on her neck. hmmm?
(5 years ago)
Get thee to a dentist. Grind down those canines...
(5 years ago)
lovewomeninheels and maraff like this
You might be suffering from premature draculation wink
(5 years ago)
On the plus side; I love garlic and crosses don't mean anything to me.
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel, maraff and NaughtyKat like this
I feel for you. Insomnia is such a clingy bitch. sneaky
(5 years ago)
Mon, 9-Jul-18 5:29 AM (5 years ago)
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What is a television series that has come out in the last 10 years but is not new could you binge watch from beginning to end over and over?
TheSpoutinHead likes this
So I take it you won't be contributing to the NN whip round to help pay for his rehab then?
(5 years ago)
Careful raff, you are in danger of appearing extremely out of touch.... wink
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
But again,its not me wot's abusing them wink
(5 years ago)
"Westworld" is pretty damned cliffhanging, currently running... smile
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
*watches the pellet wag dip slightly in the water, fires a few 8 mill pellets across with my catty *
(5 years ago)
Mon, 9-Jul-18 4:51 AM (5 years ago)
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I think I need a lovely lady to come hang out with me in the nude.
TheSpoutinHead likes this
And so say all of us.. wink
(5 years ago)
In the nude, "let it all 'hang' out!!" tongue
(5 years ago)
Sun, 8-Jul-18 1:19 AM (5 years ago)
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Finally a little cooler. A nice night for a beer or good whiskey on the patio.
Heavy Chevy likes this
Wed, 4-Jul-18 10:53 PM (5 years ago)
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I actually get excited when I find out someone I already know is as perverted as I am. "Soulmates!"
Me to
(5 years ago)
lovewomeninheels likes this
A friend had one of those count the points if you have ever done such and such. Well, I had to count all the points.
(5 years ago)
Lol nice
(5 years ago)
Wed, 4-Jul-18 10:00 PM (5 years ago)
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Ok, since no one is coming over. Does anyone need someone to man the grill for them naked? All I need is a few beers. I will have to wear an apron while grilling for safety. lol
GottaBeMe and DoWhatYouWish like this
Apron?? Fuckit, live dangerously
(5 years ago)
Wed, 4-Jul-18 7:06 PM (5 years ago)
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Who's coming over for BBQ and fireworks?
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