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Wed, 17-Apr-24 12:43 AM (2 days ago)
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My daffodils are in bloom smile
Is this code?
(2 days ago)
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My dandelion is wilting
(2 days ago)
The blooms have passed here. The woods have filled in, obscuring the empty depths. The pollen bloom has subsided yet persists. Enjoy them while they last.
(2 days ago)
I bet that's an annual thing!!
(2 days ago)
we are in the tulip and dogwood blooming...daffodils are drooping...no innuendo implied
(2 days ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 1:25 AM (4 days ago)
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I treated myself to a chocolate eclair. The cream is divine smile
Awesometastic
(4 days ago)
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Yum
(4 days ago)
Those things are good!
(4 days ago)
Oh, they are a-maze-ing! 😍😍😍
(4 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 1:41 AM (16 days ago)
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The long range forecast is sunny on the 8th. I will have 99.61% totality without leaving home. Fingers crossed for clear skies!
It looks we’ll be cloudy here, 97% totality
(16 days ago)
The forecast here means nothing, the weather does what it wants. I took the day off so I’m hopeful!
(16 days ago)
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Sun, 31-Mar-24 12:04 AM (19 days ago)
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and the winners of the Team Spirit Competition are...[Link] Congrats and thanks for playing smile
thanks for playing rising and Lenny smile
(19 days ago)
My thanks to juicy for a great competition m, it was very well supported, congratulations to the winners x
(19 days ago)
Woo hoo! Congrats 🥂
(19 days ago)
Congrats!
(19 days ago)
Congrats to the winners! Thanks Juicy, for running it!
(19 days ago)
Thu, 28-Mar-24 2:14 AM (22 days ago)
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2 days left! [Link]
Bump Bump!
(21 days ago)
juicy likes this
Going to try to get mine in today!
(21 days ago)
juicy likes this
*gentle jiggle*
(20 days ago)
juicy likes this
Down to the wire, about 20 min to go.
(19 days ago)
juicy likes this
Unless new submissions show up, I have chosen the winners and they will be announced at the top of the hour
(19 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-24 1:22 AM (27 days ago)
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It's the weekend smile 7 days left in the comp if you are looking for ideas and could use some nudles! [Link]
lennynatural, 000max and rhinostool like this
Tue, 19-Mar-24 12:14 AM (31 days ago)
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11 days to go and there are already some fantastic entries! [Link]
Thu, 14-Mar-24 2:39 AM (36 days ago)
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Lots of nudles available to purchase Premium. Join the fun! [Link]
Hi Jujunwish o had muddles to get my green shield back
(36 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 1:33 AM (37 days ago)
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I have to do 3 minutes of exercise to please my watch overlord
Would some vigorous masturbation satiate the electronic deity?i
(37 days ago)
juicy likes this
Alas I am a lazy masturbater. More buzz less vigour
(37 days ago)
That watch ain’t the boss of me! I’ll stand when I’m good and ready! Or when I need another beer!
(37 days ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-24 1:12 AM (37 days ago)
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There is an easy way to earn nudles which can be used to buy premium [Link]
owbiglineman likes this
Mon, 11-Mar-24 2:30 AM (39 days ago)
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The clock says 10:30 PM My mind says that is new time it is only 9:30 PM old time. I should not be so tired yet.
Our day light savings time ends on April 7th. We put the clocks back one hour so daylight is less. Good.
(39 days ago)
Gotta weigh in on this one, I wish they would just stay on daylight savings time and quit messing with our minds.
(39 days ago)
I agree with Spunky, stop changing it but leave as Standard time.
(39 days ago)
I wish they would just stick with one or the other, or at least synchronise the time change! Now timezones changed again, until we follow in 3 weeks.. very confusing!
(39 days ago)
I hate changing back and forth. I mean really what's the point?
(39 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-24 1:16 AM (39 days ago)
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There are already some great entries. Plenty of time to join the fun. [Link]
Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:51 AM (43 days ago)
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If you need ideas for pics and want a chance to win some nudles [Link]
I'll get in there eventually smile
(43 days ago)
juicy likes this
Looking forward to seeing you!
(43 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Posting my picture later x
(43 days ago)
smitten4u and owbiglineman like this
Awesome pic Petite!
(43 days ago)
Wed, 6-Mar-24 1:47 AM (44 days ago)
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I just clicked stay up to date with notifications...What have I consented to?
Alot of stuff in your inbox that you don't need, juicy! Well you might, you be the judge 😜🤣 xx
(44 days ago)
juicy likes this
I just hope I haven't fucked up my previous settings
(44 days ago)
I wish you luck with those!
(44 days ago)
juicy likes this
Ugh. Like spam but nude
(44 days ago)
Fri, 1-Mar-24 2:01 AM (49 days ago)
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After spending too much time trying to come up with a banner...a new competition has been created. It is just waiting for moderation approval smile
All good with you Neptune?
(49 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Yeah doin good Ju how's by you my sexy mermaid?
(49 days ago)
juicy likes this
feeling better after a shitty cold. Thanks
(49 days ago)
Sorry you had a cold but glad you're feeling better
(49 days ago)
juicy likes this
Team spirit? So, everyone is going to need their Blackhawks shirts?
(49 days ago)
2knude likes this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 1:34 AM (56 days ago)
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10c today. -15c by tomorrow afternoon. Weird freaking winter
That is really the only way to be comfortable but it isn't cheap
(56 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
It's been the warmest winter here in my lifetime.
(56 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and juicy like this
I liked that you commented Lenny. I am not liking the warm winter sad
(56 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
It makes me wonder what summer is going to be like.
(56 days ago)
tugking70 and MitchandDaisy like this
Try coming to Texas I leave my coats in my truck al the time
(56 days ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 2:05 AM (57 days ago)
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Is there anyone creative that would like to design the banner for my next competition?
Jersey__Girl and MrDickmanguy like this
What's the Specific Theme?
(57 days ago)
Can I PM you?
(57 days ago)
Illustratyr likes this
I'm always interested in drawing something.
(57 days ago)
I promised myself I wouldn't say yes until at least May. smile
(57 days ago)
BigEagle567 likes this
If you need some help I'm handy in Photoshop
(57 days ago)
Sat, 17-Feb-24 2:42 AM (62 days ago)
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Anyone else take advantage of the chocolate sales today?
Twice...... Once at Super DG's and then again at Super Dillon's................
(62 days ago)
hehe, yesterday I bought two 18 ounce (about 510 grams) bags of Christmas candy for 88 cents each.
(62 days ago)
There chocolate sales? Where?
(62 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
Damn. I should have paid more attention!!!! Off to the store in the hope the shelves aren’t bare! Oh wait, it’s 5:00 am…guess maybe in a few hours.
(62 days ago)
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Mon, 12-Feb-24 3:54 AM (67 days ago)
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Congrats Taylor’ BF team😁
Tay Tay won it for the Cheifs !!
(67 days ago)
😜
(67 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Tay Tay is the best yank football player I've ever seen.
(67 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sun, 11-Feb-24 2:21 AM (68 days ago)
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Alright Americans. Whatcha got on the docket for Super Bowl food?
Well, chocolate is good with lots of pudding, lol!
(67 days ago)
Chocolate is neither tapioca or couscous
(67 days ago)
Thank goodness!
(67 days ago)
juicy likes this
It's going into extra innings!
(67 days ago)
juicy and McPhallus like this
I just googled that! Panties have to be wadded up as tight as possible!
(67 days ago)
Sat, 3-Feb-24 3:45 AM (76 days ago)
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I am always amused when supposedly grown ass men get their panties in a wad !
I am always amused when supposedly grown ass men wear or even own panties
(75 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
The kind of men I'm thinking of, definitely wear panties. Possibly red thongs...
(75 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
^Superman?
(75 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Absolutely not superman... 😂
(75 days ago)
Lol!
(75 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Tue, 9-Jan-24 2:45 AM (101 days ago)
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If you were closer...The assumption that geography is the sole reason I am not fucking your brains out astounds me. Every. Single. Time.
Every damn time.
(101 days ago)
juicy likes this
I like the ones that think we'll come to them even when they are on another fucking continent!
(101 days ago)
lennynatural and juicy like this
What?! You wouldnt just fuck anyone that walks past you? Thats mental 😁
(100 days ago)
Freckles. I will let you take one, or all of them, for the team tongue
(100 days ago)
I mean, i Totes would you know! But if theyre close to you, theyre not close to me. Bummer! 😆
(100 days ago)
Thu, 4-Jan-24 3:13 AM (106 days ago)
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Doing a happy dance!
Go west gorgeous, go west. 😁
(106 days ago)
Video Juju or it didn’t happen
(105 days ago)
Congrats Ju!
(105 days ago)
juicy likes this
So happy for you sweetheart!
(105 days ago)
juicy likes this
It has been booked smile
(105 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 1-Jan-24 12:10 AM (109 days ago)
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May the new year be kind to us all!
Amen. 🙏
(109 days ago)
Agreed babe. Happy New Year to you
(109 days ago)
And to you
(109 days ago)
Sat, 30-Dec-23 1:30 AM (111 days ago)
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It looks like Christmas never happened in my house smile
lennynatural and Saetyrical like this
I’m impressed!
(111 days ago)
juicy likes this
Me too! LOL
(111 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Can you come over here and do the same thing to my house? 😂
(111 days ago)
I like to let it draw out into January. December is so busy for me I don’t really get to enjoy.
(111 days ago)
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