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FootballButt's Recent Statuses
Fri, 24-Mar-23 4:41 PM (1 year ago)
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*Finally* back on the site after a 3 year absence. Let the fun begin!
You will need to do the Id thingy, before you can do almost anything here: )
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Fri, 27-Mar-20 5:00 PM (4 years ago)
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Getting back to making naughty videos while mostly stuck at home. Wife is agreeing to weekly butt stuff (both her butt and mine) so I'm happy there wink
Sun, 27-Nov-16 4:06 PM (7 years ago)
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Finally getting around to uploading some of the many, many photos and videos made over the last year. Loving the votes and comments. Eager to make special private photos/videos just for you ...
*Passes TC the catchers mitt*
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I ain';t gunna try and ctahc that, after all....I don't know where it's been....hang on.....0-o
(7 years ago)
catch*
(7 years ago)
Shame you were not here when I needed a new ballcock!
(7 years ago)
Agent_K and TopCat57 like this
On the head son....On second thoughts....
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Sat, 11-Jun-16 9:05 PM (7 years ago)
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After helping out delivering excess produce to a food pantry, I still have 50 bananas. Gosh, what can I do with so many bananas? wink
splitlick, Raven2005 and rhinostool like this
pmsl
(7 years ago)
*Spits
(7 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
Thaty was the porn version...
(7 years ago)
Revord2 and happyhumper69 like this
Spits was obviously the much maligned sequel.
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
spits was the soft core version.
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Tue, 24-May-16 6:34 PM (7 years ago)
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Males or females, if you want me to humiliate myself on private cam for you, send PM with what you'd like and I'll get back to you with a time. I NEED to degrade myself for you ...
Life's a rich tapestry.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and lennynatural like this
Indeed, sakman. Hope you find who/what you need, Football...
(7 years ago)
wantitbad101 likes this
Sun, 27-Mar-16 9:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Ass-fucked the wife with a big vibrator up my own ass this morning. Life is good
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 6-Mar-16 10:34 PM (8 years ago)
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All day alone at a motel, so I thought I'd catch up on my perversions and set up a nice wide open spot with camera and mirror. All set to provide a show, and then I remember my Lumix LX7 can't stream
I've made some amusing videos already, but I was hoping to finally have some interactive fun :-/
(8 years ago)
Pleae, please don't point that at me after you have had a curry....
(8 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and kimberly_1229 like this
As long as you have fun, then go for it.
(8 years ago)
Sun, 6-Mar-16 6:58 AM (8 years ago)
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Turning in for the night now (1am here) but tomorrow I should finally be available without interruption to chat or otherwise amuse you online ... wink
Sun, 7-Feb-16 5:26 PM (8 years ago)
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New NN friends (and old) - I'm here to be secretly used by you. Can't meet up, but otherwise I'm here for whatever your wicked mind can dream up
Tue, 19-Jan-16 2:12 AM (8 years ago)
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Fucking seven times in seven days. Cum flies when you're having fun
As long as no one gets hurt or the police aren't called. It's all good.
(8 years ago)
FootballButt likes this
Fri, 25-Dec-15 10:27 PM (8 years ago)
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All I want for Christmas is a good ass fuck.
merry christmas,hope you get what you wanted
(8 years ago)
Mon, 28-Sep-15 4:10 PM (8 years ago)
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In desperate need of abuse. Send me a PM of what you would do to me ...
don't you do enough abuse to your ass?
(8 years ago)
I need someone else to abuse it every once in a while. The wife helps out every once in a while, but not enough!
(8 years ago)
Thu, 3-Sep-15 2:44 AM (8 years ago)
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After too many lulls, I finally told the wife, "One week, sex every day. You'll see what it does for us in and out of bed". She said "you got it". Back to the days we first met ... smile
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Sat, 29-Aug-15 4:52 PM (8 years ago)
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There's something inexplicably exciting about having sex in an empty room, hallway, clean tiled bathroom, etc that doesn't belong to you. Dimly lit. You're there for secret molestation ... smile
Tue, 25-Aug-15 2:22 AM (8 years ago)
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How to get the wife to take the same interest she once had in giving me the strap-on ...
Sat, 1-Aug-15 7:07 PM (8 years ago)
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I need some new ideas for making videos and photos ...
Sun, 5-Jul-15 12:04 AM (8 years ago)
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Happy 4th of July, I hope everyone has some explosive orgasms today
scud28stud and NaughtyJenn like this
Sun, 7-Jun-15 9:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Uploaded some old self-pissing and self-fisting videos from my younger days ... wish I were still that young and in shape and horny
that all sounds too much painful
(8 years ago)
Those were good days.
(8 years ago)
Definitely not painful. Requires years of amusing one's self with progressively larger objects though. Started when I was 12, was able to fist myself by 25
(8 years ago)
Sun, 7-Jun-15 8:06 PM (8 years ago)
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Uploaded an old watersports video from my younger days
lmao! love the name
(8 years ago)
Fri, 29-May-15 8:07 PM (8 years ago)
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More video being uploaded ... self-ass-fucking goodness
Wed, 15-Apr-15 6:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Photos and video of cum shot at end of jack-off session posted. Been doing Kegels lately so my load actually shot out this time! Need to get good and hard beforehand next time (looking at NN pics!)
Sun, 22-Mar-15 3:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Videos of ass-fucking myself with footballs and anal gaping have been uploaded! My perverse delight to watch myself doing this in the mirror ...
Slam dunk!
(9 years ago)
It hit the rim
(9 years ago)
It rimmed out...
(9 years ago)
just when you think you have seen it all...........
(9 years ago)
Kirk once did an entire goal post....fact.
(9 years ago)
Mon, 9-Feb-15 2:20 AM (9 years ago)
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Finally uploaded some pictures. May need to do some minor editing before uploading any videos. I should take some new pictures and videos soon, I've lost weight since the last ones.
Sun, 30-Nov-14 9:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Ordered a Feeldoe a few days ago, got a package this morning, wife and I were excited, turned out to be a mundane surprise gift from a friend. My ass is hungry and waiting ...
dafuq?
(9 years ago)
Now I want to know the song!
(9 years ago)
get him to come run the feeldo on you grin
(9 years ago)
It was just a short song made up by a demented 7 year old kid. I'm sure he doesn't remember it ever happening, it was just random babbling to him at that age
(9 years ago)
The song was all of one line repeated over and over (hey, we were ADHD): "Stick your finger up your butt, just for fun!" It inspired me a few years later to discover the wonderful world of anal ...
(9 years ago)
Fri, 28-Nov-14 5:08 PM (9 years ago)
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Lost 25 to 30 lbs over the last 6 months, started at the threshold of obesity and just reached the threshold of overweight before Thanksgiving. Doesn't seem to be getting me more sex though ...
coldfish1 and bushofireee like this
who gives a fuck about sex! awesome that you put your health first, congrats to you smile
(9 years ago)
cos you cant fuck if your dead wink
(9 years ago)
it will come (if you excuse the pun)
(9 years ago)
ahem.....cum
(9 years ago)
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