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jonesdan350's Recent Statuses
Sat, 29-Apr-23 3:41 AM (361 days ago)
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The only pussy I'm stroking tonight is the four legged kind
That's a bummer!
(361 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Furry
(361 days ago)
proof
(361 days ago)
Sun, 20-Nov-22 4:01 PM (1 year ago)
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football or perving NN.....perving wins
Pretty sure you could do both. 😊
(1 year ago)
Sat, 23-Apr-22 6:12 PM (2 years ago)
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One of those Saturday nights where you really shouldn’t be on here looking at your favourites but can’t resist the odd peek
MellieK and Artistic like this
Mon, 21-Mar-22 9:58 PM (2 years ago)
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when does a grower become a shower
when he cant fit in briefs?
(2 years ago)
Now I'm only wondering why they aren't pronounced the same LOL
(2 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sun, 20-Mar-22 4:28 PM (2 years ago)
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Stroking a pussy but sadly the wrong kind
*checks for hidden cameras
(2 years ago)
happy kitty grin
(2 years ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
once had a Hungarian ex accuse me of 'stroking my cat more tenderly than I stroked her'. Was blatantly untrue and separated soon after as I was worried what might end up in the goulash
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee, MellieK and Laphroaigh like this
i always find it so weird when people get jealous of cats. not usually a good sign of things to come
(2 years ago)
Zsa Zsa?
(2 years ago)
jonesdan350 likes this
Sun, 6-Jun-21 2:40 PM (2 years ago)
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Not my first rodeo
Sun, 1-Jul-18 8:43 PM (5 years ago)
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whetting your whistle
Sun, 25-Mar-18 12:11 AM (6 years ago)
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Admiring the view
Not me I’m just perving flits pp
(6 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Wed, 27-May-15 6:47 PM (8 years ago)
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Intrigued how many of you ladies actually wear no knickers in the summer. Now it's getting warmer the short dresses are out and wonder statistically how many are actually al fresco
Mon, 25-May-15 12:35 AM (8 years ago)
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about time I updated my status
*looks at status clock* Just in time. wink
(8 years ago)
Wed, 29-Apr-15 12:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Imagines FiFi on her hands and knees cleaning the carpet now after her awesome show. Superb Fifi
and you couldn't see anyways
(8 years ago)
oh no Raven now u r missing another ^^^^^^^
(8 years ago)
Ha... I was a proper girl guide and made sure I had a rug down first grin
(8 years ago)
No fair I am missing out on the cams ! sad
(8 years ago)
ohmy I missed all the fun again? sad What an image though ohmy
(8 years ago)
Wed, 29-Apr-15 12:24 AM (8 years ago)
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like jonesdan350 liked the cam show of FiFi72uk
Sat, 25-Apr-15 6:26 PM (9 years ago)
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I'm sure I spend more time perving than working
2muchphun likes this
don't we all wink
(9 years ago)
Isnt life GREAT!!!!
(9 years ago)
Fri, 24-Apr-15 6:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Hung like a horse....more like a Shetland pony
obviously married then...
(9 years ago)
^^^Nice
(9 years ago)
but true wink
(9 years ago)
who moulded who though....
(9 years ago)
Who Made Who - ACDC
(9 years ago)
Fri, 24-Apr-15 11:53 AM (9 years ago)
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whips it out, does a figure of eight and wonders if anyone noticed
GottaBeMe likes this
I saw that!! smile Hi dan.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 22-Apr-15 11:11 PM (9 years ago)
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feels like he's missed out judging by all the statuses
Join in on the fun
(9 years ago)
I always miss out
(9 years ago)
I'm so far behind, I didn't even know I missed out
(9 years ago)
FiFi appears to have been kicking up a storm
(9 years ago)
No storm Jones, just a sweat wink
(9 years ago)
Wed, 22-Apr-15 6:06 PM (9 years ago)
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is thinking he's had enough excitement for one day
Have a great day!
(9 years ago)
Hi/bye dan smile smile xxoo..........have fun..............hugs...........mwahhh
(9 years ago)
Tue, 21-Apr-15 5:12 PM (9 years ago)
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is a bit tied up
literally or figuratively? If its literally they didn't do a very good job...
(9 years ago)
Maybe Jones is really Hawking and he types with the blinky eye thing.
(9 years ago)
Blink twice if you're Stephen Hawking, Jones
(9 years ago)
Bhahahahahaba, CC!
(9 years ago)
I prefered Benedict Cumberbatch to Eddie Redmayne as stephen hawking..but them i am all in on sherlock
(9 years ago)
Mon, 20-Apr-15 5:42 PM (9 years ago)
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and tonight I'm going to be hand solo
VTCali likes this
It's pretty entertaining tongue
(9 years ago)
touche tongue
(9 years ago)
Fri, 17-Apr-15 5:55 PM (9 years ago)
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anyone want my golden ticket, I just found another
GottaBeMe likes this
keep saying his name and he might just hear you even from here
(9 years ago)
Willy willy willy willy
(9 years ago)
you've done it now
(9 years ago)
I know what I'm in for wink
(9 years ago)
oh do you now wink
(9 years ago)
Fri, 17-Apr-15 8:03 AM (9 years ago)
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work or perv
or c) multitask
(9 years ago)
Thu, 16-Apr-15 8:02 AM (9 years ago)
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Ever stumble over a profile and think 'wow where have you been hiding'
bushofireee likes this
cum out cum out,wherever you are..
(9 years ago)
Dan....where you been hiding wink
(9 years ago)
Oh I knew you were there Ms Tease...had my eye on you for a while smile
(9 years ago)
Yep smile
(9 years ago)
Wed, 15-Apr-15 11:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Forfeit....need one for a fwb and thought where's best to ask......the fellow pervs on here
noun: (Forfeit) a fine or penalty for wrongdoing: the loser must pay a forfeit
(9 years ago)
I have much to learn
(9 years ago)
<<<<Still confused.
(9 years ago)
I might have to goggle it....
(9 years ago)
indeed you do young padawan
(9 years ago)
Wed, 15-Apr-15 12:19 AM (9 years ago)
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wherever I lay my head that's my home
My bosom?
(9 years ago)
pitching my tent
(9 years ago)
Mon, 13-Apr-15 8:35 PM (9 years ago)
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sospeso - anyone ever been on the receiving end of one?
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