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OneMoreGuy's Recent Statuses
Wed, 22-May-19 2:15 AM (4 years ago)
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Hello NewbieNuders.. And OldbieNuders too wink
Firesong likes this
More of a sincere appreciation for words that make your teeth hurt...!
(4 years ago)
it's a mouthful alright! well thanks for the appreciation
(4 years ago)
Firesong and Rene_Pogel like this
I don't do anything out of pity raspberry
(4 years ago)
Firesong and Rene_Pogel like this
One more Hello smile
(4 years ago)
I liked it the minute I tripped over it. smile As an OlbieNuder (midway between you and Fire_Brand), it's a pleasure to say G'day.
(4 years ago)
Sun, 24-Mar-19 9:24 PM (5 years ago)
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Testing.. Testing.. is this thing on?
MissAshlee and Sweetie_pie2 like this
*presses f to pay respects*, but hopes for best of luck in findiing pics... not all is always lost, sometimes it just is though, and that sucks....
(5 years ago)
Maybe once NN is back to normal. I can't even open my own profile page..
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
heart hang on, cute boy... do it for the kitty cats? wink
(5 years ago)
you can still upload. you just have to logout to check up on your pics..
(5 years ago)
yikes. now i even see white pages while logged out! DANG IT... shenanigans!!!
(5 years ago)
Tue, 5-Mar-19 12:58 AM (5 years ago)
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I'm back and better than ever (well, I'm back at least). Adding some fun new pics for people to perv (or not, it's your call). Hope everyone is doing well!
welcome back verification lost punishment for deleting hottest laughing pic on NN
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I'll upload it again just for you Artitstic
(5 years ago)
Artistic and NaughtyKat like this
No way! It's gotta be for all of us tongue she's can't be the only one who likes it!
(5 years ago)
mmm thank you as hot as i remember
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
yahoo happydance About time though! Next time, you take a break leave them pix will ya! sneaky
(5 years ago)
Artistic and OneMoreGuy like this
Wed, 2-Aug-17 2:17 PM (6 years ago)
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For the sake of your health and well-being, please don't look at the pics I just posted. They're horrific and could cause temporary blindness. Thank you.
iowawantit and MiltonSamantha like this
Your smile just turns me the fuck on!
(6 years ago)
OneMoreGuy and Artistic like this
Oh thanks Knockout! *Smiles and blushes*
(6 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Btw, nice to meet you Guy!
(6 years ago)
As usual, very sexy. I can still see perfectly fine. smile
(6 years ago)
PApda likes this
Will only cause blindness if one gets too close and that thing sticks 'em in the eye!
(6 years ago)
Mon, 24-Jul-17 7:12 PM (6 years ago)
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Any experts in the field of wanking medicine? I'm sick but I think I'm feeling the urge. Anybody have advice, old wives tales or personal anecdotes?
Well if you don't get/stay hard, you don't have the urge? wink hey sexy
(6 years ago)
Hey naughty! I'll give it a try. If I'm just pulling taffy down there, I'll call it quits haha
(6 years ago)
Old wives tails? They can take those off under local anaesthetic...
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 15-Apr-17 10:03 PM (7 years ago)
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So there's horny and then there's whatever I am right now wink
rhinostool, blakeagain and maria30 like this
Fri, 24-Feb-17 9:03 PM (7 years ago)
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The premium membership might be worth it just for the photo page filtering. I've seen some things.. *shudder*
Tenbatsu likes this
awwe thanks...I rarely go there either..even when I post a pic I avoid looking to the right smile
(7 years ago)
But truthfully,if you like videos,big pics and the ability to to manage your pics and comments it is worth it*looks around for her brown nose pointsraspberry
(7 years ago)
I thought maybe my shameless promotion would get me an account haha. jk
(7 years ago)
Hello OMGuy smile smile xxoo............smile smile..........hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
..I think it is worthy of a purchase.
(7 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jul-16 11:06 PM (7 years ago)
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How about a quick poll - What's the fastest you've ever orgasmed?
About 480 knots.
(7 years ago)
9.53 seconds. Yup i'm quicker than Bolt
(7 years ago)
I might have you beat Just - my first time was literally two pumps haha. I had a condom on and I kept going thinking she wouldn't notice wink
(7 years ago)
kimberly_1229 and iowawantit like this
Thu, 14-Jul-16 1:50 PM (7 years ago)
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So hungover this morning. I'm hoping a little perving on NN will cure what ails me wink
It can't hurt! Good luck.
(7 years ago)
OneMoreGuy likes this
There are so many fun, beautiful women here - it always lifts my spirits
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
And when all the blood rushes to your cock your other head should stop pounding!
(7 years ago)
Mon, 30-May-16 8:24 PM (7 years ago)
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Are there any NNers who have been here since the site began?
clittylicker is a spectacular moniker wink
(7 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
Thanks - I like a durty bit on occasion too. wink
(7 years ago)
durtybit72 likes this
I'm not durty there tongue
(7 years ago)
LOL, I hope not!
(7 years ago)
durtybit72 likes this
NN has.
(7 years ago)
clittylicker and RoxanneS like this
Fri, 1-Apr-16 7:49 PM (8 years ago)
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If I've been here a year, am I still a newbie? Perhaps I've graduated to an ApprenticeNude or a Mid-LevelNude? I need guidance wink
That's good Artistic - I guess all it means is that I'm a big perv haha
(8 years ago)
with that laugh a cute perve...grin
(8 years ago)
Wow you're another one of the vets around here. I feel humbled to be in the presence of such a level of pervocity wink
(8 years ago)
I'm at 8 years. I guess I need to start writing my doctoral dissertation.....
(8 years ago)
I've always wondered if you have to do a certain amount of "amateurbating" before you become a mastur...doesn't seem right that it should be called that the first time a 13 year old does it.
(8 years ago)
Thu, 31-Mar-16 9:10 PM (8 years ago)
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One year on NN! Happy fapday to me wink
I'm assuming that's what it's called, though I could be mistaken smile
(8 years ago)
congrats!
(8 years ago)
Congrats! ! Fap on dude.....
(8 years ago)
Wed, 2-Mar-16 5:06 PM (8 years ago)
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Alright, give me your best dirty sounding names (i.e. Hugh Jasol and Eileen Eulik). I need a good laugh this morning
Mike Rotch
(8 years ago)
Phillipa Hole
(8 years ago)
Ivor Longcock
(8 years ago)
Ivanna Hump
(8 years ago)
Wilma Fingerdoo
(8 years ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-16 4:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi NNers! Long time, no perv wink
Morning! smile
(8 years ago)
Good Morning smile
(8 years ago)
Sat, 26-Dec-15 8:50 PM (8 years ago)
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I just hit 800 profile views. Sweet! Thanks for checking me out wink
Yay!!
(8 years ago)
sexy guy
(8 years ago)
Great work buddy. Tasteful pic. The ladies will love them.
(8 years ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
congrats!
(8 years ago)
Oh!?! You should have way more than 800 with that hot n sexy profile pic!! smile
(8 years ago)
Sun, 20-Dec-15 5:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Describe your sex life in a movie title.
Less than zero.
(8 years ago)
Ice Station Zebra
(8 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Now that would be a boring movie.
(8 years ago)
Well, it is about my sex life. Hey Will
(8 years ago)
thatwilldome likes this
Survivorman
(8 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-15 4:21 PM (8 years ago)
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Describe your sex life with a song title.
ilovepussy likes this
Don't Stop
(8 years ago)
twinkle twinkle little star. wink
(8 years ago)
silverbackaa likes this
I Wanna Sex You Up
(8 years ago)
last one from me .....I Should Be So Lucky
(8 years ago)
Pull it to the bumper, baby!
(8 years ago)
Mon, 14-Dec-15 6:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi NNers! How is everyone doing on this wonderful Monday?
kimberly_1229 likes this
It's again to the law in 10 countries and Ethiopia to say "wonderful " and "Monday" in the same sentence.
(8 years ago)
OneMoreGuy likes this
I make my own hours and schedule, so Monday is just another day for me wink But thanks for the heads up - I am taking my annual trip to Ethiopia and wouldn't want to get in trouble.
(8 years ago)
goodness you have some sexy pics young man , must fan myself
(8 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
Heya sexy!
(8 years ago)
Mon, 7-Dec-15 10:18 PM (8 years ago)
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I feel a little stupid asking now after almost a year here, but what exactly is a tribute?
"Mark" and "class" should never be in the same sentence together.
(8 years ago)
Each to their own, Myst; )
(8 years ago)
Interesting comment from about 45 minutes ago on you profile, Mystery.....
(8 years ago)
lol ^ I saw that too
(8 years ago)
Ha! He says that to all the women, I don't feel too special. Well, now I don't. Thanks for raining on my parade. Mark...
(8 years ago)
Wed, 2-Dec-15 5:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Can we have a moment of silent reverence for the mini dress? Next to yoga pants, it might just be the single greatest invention of the last 25 years. Smart phones be damned.
Hello Guy smile smile xxoo..............smile smile............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Hi Underdog! Hope you are well
(8 years ago)
All well here
(8 years ago)
and what about cut off jeans ....mmmmmm daisy duke
(8 years ago)
I'd also give 2 thumbs up for thong underwear .. but can only do smiley face wink wink
(8 years ago)
Tue, 24-Nov-15 5:16 PM (8 years ago)
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What's your stance on guys shaving down there? Full bush, trim or completely bare?
ewww lol Marksmile
(8 years ago)
Did you know that a cucumber is a melon, Dreamy? I didn't know it until yesterday.
(8 years ago)
lol yessmile
(8 years ago)
I'm kidding,no I didn'tsmile
(8 years ago)
It's interesting the educational/superfluous crap that can be learned in status.
(8 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and RoxanneS like this
Fri, 20-Nov-15 9:37 PM (8 years ago)
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If I had a nickel for every women who's hit on me here.. I'd have about ten cents wink
amps79 likes this
You look very happy to be dropping your pants. I can see why. :}
(8 years ago)
OneMoreGuy likes this
Really?
(8 years ago)
Make that 11 wink
(8 years ago)
alimony is what I have.
(8 years ago)
Hello OMG smile smile xxoo............smile smile ..........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Fri, 20-Nov-15 8:53 PM (8 years ago)
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If you could pick one celebrity for a one night stand, who would it be?
Only if Danny gets a toga, a laurel crown and a big fat cigar and serves as ringmaster.
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 and OneMoreGuy like this
Puntastic comment, tigers LOL
(8 years ago)
tigersteaks likes this
Rebecca De Mornay, Megan Fox and Christie Brinkley .... oh that sounds like heaven, but only if Michelle Pfeiffer was included too !! (Yes I'm old and I don't care ) smile
(8 years ago)
And I've just googled the others because I didn't know who they were !!
(8 years ago)
Ellie Goulding.... but would have to be more than one night!
(8 years ago)
Wed, 18-Nov-15 2:50 PM (8 years ago)
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I should be working, but the siren call of NN is too hard to resist!
LuLusBakery likes this
Nice of u to refer to my howl as a siren call.
(8 years ago)
Oh that was you? Well I can't blame you. You were probably checking me out and couldn't hold back wink
(8 years ago)
Lol I'd love for that to be the reason but I've yet to perv anyone this morning. My hands were to busy earlier.
(8 years ago)
OneMoreGuy likes this
Sun, 15-Nov-15 7:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Ladies - when you see a man approaching you, what's the first thing you look for/notice?
Roxanne, it's sad but true. From an evolutionary perspective, it's certainly advantageous to see danger coming, but women have to deal with that on a level that men can't even fathom.
(8 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Confidence. I have a pussy, but I don't need another.
(8 years ago)
Eyes, confidence, signs of a ring
(8 years ago)
Skidmarks = Signs of a ring?
(8 years ago)
I love a tall man with a great smile!! .... Mrs.
(8 years ago)
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