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clark2k
Wed, 19-Dec-18 8:43 PM (5 years ago)
tip
No christmas compeTITion this year?
cedar19
I don't think so sad
(5 years ago)
Artistic
its allowed to make one Clark wink
(5 years ago)
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clark2k
Sat, 31-Mar-18 11:48 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Hi everyone, been a while since i logged in, I have some serious catching up to do!
clark2k
Thanks smile
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
 		Artistic
skaru låna sparken så du hinner runt wink
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 smedium
Good to see ya Clarksmile
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 smedium
Yes like Arti said, don't drink the water in Mexicotongue
(6 years ago)
smedium
Translated a little rusty but raspberry
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
clark2k
Mon, 29-Jan-18 7:26 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Swedish news anchor risks getting fired after they discovered he does amateur porn on his spare time. FFS we have freedom of speach in this country!
Artistic
killa... *shakes head*
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
 		killa_nuts
old bitches need lovin too arite!! god dammit you crazy kids will go old one day too you know
(6 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead and Artistic like this
 		TheSpoutinHead
"Still crazy after all these years." wink
(6 years ago)
MyPPet
That’s crazy but sadly I can see it w the current state of affairs
(6 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
 		TheSpoutinHead
"Current state of affairs" == "Krazy Glue on bare skin"... sad
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Sun, 28-Jan-18 8:31 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Honourable mentioned yahoo
clark2k
... thats a pretty cool thought grin
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
 		Artistic
dance Cool dance
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 smedium
Excellent Mr Clark congrat.....
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 smedium
I haven't seen anything but i take it Kat got same Excellent
(6 years ago)
Wodja
Boss announced it in Forum Site Announcemints grin
(6 years ago)
smedium and clark2k like this
clark2k
Sun, 28-Jan-18 8:29 AM (6 years ago)
tip
yahoo
NaughtyKat likes this
NaughtyKat
Whaaat! No text just a happy dance!
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Better?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Tue, 23-Jan-18 4:02 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Probably been suggested or discussed before, but wouldn't it be fun with a "theme of the month" kind of thing to get some kind of common inspiration for pictures?
TheSpoutinHead
Not eyesight... just my erroneous assumptions about the gender of most posters... grin
(6 years ago)
maraff likes this
 		TheSpoutinHead
^ D'oh!! (stoopid cascading screen...) sad
(6 years ago)
maraff
I just thought you lived in a cave
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
 		Ley-dd
talking theme did we get to know who won christmas pics yet
(6 years ago)
Artistic
i havent seen ley?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Sun, 21-Jan-18 9:05 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Can a guy eat anything and/or eat something in a sexy way? And im not htinking of pussy...
MitchandDaisy
A heavily buttered corn cob? Wait, no...
(6 years ago)
Ley-dd
all i can say is why
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Why ice cream or why corn? I'm a bit slow today
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
 		Artistic
im def not with mitch here
(6 years ago)
clark2k and smedium like this
 		steelrat60
Oreo cookies....
(6 years ago)
12gaugefan and smedium like this
clark2k
Sun, 21-Jan-18 5:06 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Think it's time for some head shots this evening
smedium likes this
bman5946
You playing Halo on Xbox too??
(6 years ago)
clark2k
It's actually a camera involved, but for a not as nude site as this.
(6 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead
That sounds really painful... to both locations. eek
(6 years ago)
smedium
I shall take this as a warning and go nowhere near Lolol enjoy Mr Clark
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Fri, 19-Jan-18 6:39 PM (6 years ago)
tip
FRIDAY, what's in your glasses, I'm having a nice prosecco in mine yahoo
Darts12 and bman5946 like this
bman5946
apparently half a glass of jacks and i cant even spell "enjoy" smile
(6 years ago)
clark2k, Artistic and lip2lip like this
 		steelrat60
so far just coffee.... not quite noon yet
(6 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead
"Lobotomy Bock" dark, tyvm.
(6 years ago)
lip2lip
Wine
(6 years ago)
Cernunnus
Four Roses bourbon.
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Fri, 12-Jan-18 2:29 PM (6 years ago)
tip
It is TOF, I wanna show some cleavage ass well. Happy friday! yahoo
smedium likes this
clark2k
You have lost me grin but I like "eat me", hungry for a salty and sour delicious dessert raspberry but I guess that is out of the question yahoo
(6 years ago)
Artistic
you dont like pasties clark?
(6 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
 		TheSpoutinHead
Pasties!! Mmmmm... smile
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Pasties, hmmm, could be nice peeling them, yea I think I like that grin
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
 lip2lip
Oooooh pasties who said it
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
clark2k
Thu, 11-Jan-18 10:10 PM (6 years ago)
tip
I'll be over at the galleries, if you need me
steelrat60, smedium and Artistic like this
lip2lip
I can just picture this now
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
 smedium
Its moist in there careful
(6 years ago)
TopCat57
Tate Modern?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Is that a position?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Ahh, you mean, rate god damn
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Wed, 10-Jan-18 6:08 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Selfie stick??? Is that for jerk
Artistic, cutensweet1 and ronno1 like this
cutensweet1
Thise are yummy, I got mine at the Candy shop tongue
(6 years ago)
clark2k and ronno1 like this
 		justcuz
no, it's the reason why your sheets are glued to your body tongue
(6 years ago)
bman5946, clark2k, Artistic and ronno1 like this
 		clark2k
Ever heard about towels smile
(6 years ago)
TopCat57
A selfie stick is for wankers....the self obsessed, apart from that.it's usefull for looking up in your loft if you don't have a ladder...
(6 years ago)
Wodja
the frunt facing camera is good for combing yo hair .. troo dat grin
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 and NaughtyKat like this
clark2k
Sun, 31-Dec-17 10:43 AM (6 years ago)
tip
I guess the festivities are starting in the east! Have a good final one this year! Im off to the shover yahoo
Wodja
big bergers is good [but as the werld lingo calls it ground beef, and bacteria grows on the cut side of meat, i fail to unnastan the medium rare in a berger] vomit
(6 years ago)
clark2k
cow-ard grin
(6 years ago)
Wodja
ican handle MOOOOOOing .. but NOT in ground beef ... no way Jose
(6 years ago)
clark2k
I'm gonna have a nice piece of MOUOUOU tonight happydance
(6 years ago)
clark2k
And for the German speaking listeners, get hold of "eine muh eine mäh" at spoofify
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Fri, 29-Dec-17 2:23 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Im on the highlights page and its friday yahoo That calls for a beer
NaughtyKat, cedar19 and cinarc88 like this
NaughtyKat
And twice might I add! Congrats! Category Jeans (topless men in) wink
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 		clark2k
Thank you Kat
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
 		Artistic
nice with anyone putting effort in pics ending up on front page
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Thu, 28-Dec-17 9:29 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Browsing photos, hard to select what to post...
Artistic likes this
clark2k
kvack?
(6 years ago)
msbehavin101
Post them all. Let the mods sort them out
(6 years ago)
clark2k and Artistic like this
 		Artistic
oh nice ladytrap ... is that mints?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
regular, 70%, delicious!
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
 		clark2k
That should get past the mods smile Time to hit the sack
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Sat, 23-Dec-17 2:25 PM (6 years ago)
tip
The tree is chopped and decorated, ham in the oven, merry Christmas!
Allure likes this
Artistic
senapsgratinerad??
(6 years ago)
Raven2005
enjoy smile
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 		clark2k
De ska den bli, varm nygjord skinka på knäcke e riktigt fint!
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
 		kimberly_1229
Merry christmas. Your nice ham(butt) gets a holiday spankin from me.
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
clark2k
Sun, 10-Dec-17 1:41 PM (6 years ago)
tip
The snow is gone, time to crawl back out
clark2k
Molly, that sounds marvelous! Are you close to the ocean as well?
(6 years ago)
miss_molly
a street back but you cant go until about 4.30 5 pm the humidity is unbearable
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
 		clark2k
Luxury problems!
(6 years ago)
miss_molly
luxury burnt soles of your feet and heat stroke lol
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Cant that be solved with some sandals and a dip... And the Ninis problem can be fixed as well, I'll keep them warm for you!
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Mon, 20-Nov-17 8:09 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Woke up to the first snow, feel like a bear, hibernation is tempting
maraff and LookingforDave like this
maraff
Yep, we've all done that, falling alseep drunk on the door step and waking up the next morning,freezing cold with just left over curry and chips for company wink
(6 years ago)
EmuLater
^^ I can honestly say that I've never done that. smile
(6 years ago)
maraff
My mate's favourite was a chop suey roll for a pillow.
(6 years ago)
EmuLater
Which head was he resting on it?
(6 years ago)
maraff
The one with no brains in it wink
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Wed, 15-Nov-17 3:51 PM (6 years ago)
tip
In Norway today, damn the Norwegian girls are hot
MrBJacket38 likes this
maraff
So instead of dating one, you come on here to tell us? eek
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Yep, on my way back now and wanted to share the observation and valuable insight smile
(6 years ago)
maraff
Fill yer boots wink
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Fri, 10-Nov-17 9:51 PM (6 years ago)
tip
There are friday bubbles over at my gallery for all hot TOF girls, what the hell, all hot ladies are of course welcome smile
VoluptuousV likes this
clark2k
Thu, 9-Nov-17 2:22 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Ladies! How can I trick you into comment and rate my pics?
chocstar
have a dick like a donkey
(6 years ago)
ohbella
oh! Set a lady trap. You could use chocolate as bait?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
A trap, that is a good idea, bait it with that donkey or maybe its better to stick to chocolat
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Its all set now, as its friday I baited it with some bubbles. You cant resist a nice glas of champange for friday AW, can you?
(6 years ago)
clark2k
First catch! And OMG what a hot one, bellisimo donna!
(6 years ago)
ohbella likes this
clark2k
Mon, 6-Nov-17 3:15 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Im still satisfied from yesterday evening...
clark2k
Sat, 4-Nov-17 1:33 PM (6 years ago)
tip
How would you describe the rate of pussy. To me it is a special taste that is hard to describe, a bit deep, salty, sour and maybe a light taste of metal or blood. What do you say?
clark2k
Wed, 1-Nov-17 8:22 AM (6 years ago)
tip
IKEA day today... lets hope for a rewarding night
Allure likes this
Justmedamian
Ooh. Grab me a hot dog !!
(6 years ago)
maraff
errr,enjoy eek
(6 years ago)
chocstar
meat balls for lunch
(6 years ago)
miss_molly
hhmmmmm?????? beacause you went or because furniture is your quirk
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Because I have to, IKEA is horrid, scary...
(6 years ago)
clark2k
Tue, 31-Oct-17 7:57 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Happy Halloween, may it be full of treat and naughtyness!
rhinostool likes this
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