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artlover4u's Recent Statuses
Fri, 15-Oct-21 1:51 AM (2 years ago)
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Vagina....vagina, vagina, vagina. See! That's not so hard.
What have I missed...LOL
(2 years ago)
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not well enough, been a long time between drinks artlover ! tongue
(2 years ago)
Heavy Chevy and artlover4u like this
Hope that your having a good T.O.F in Vic Flitters grin
(2 years ago)
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FB & TOF go hand in hand…..or summon in hand anyway….lol!
(2 years ago)
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Hi sexysmile....say it close to mine,it's hottergrin
(2 years ago)
Fri, 1-Oct-21 5:31 PM (2 years ago)
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Daily PSA: Remember, your mind is a bad neighborhood. Never go there alone.
I spend a good bit of time there alone. Maybe that's what's wrong with me?! 🤪
(2 years ago)
Throw me a lifeline any time you need one, GBM, and I'll join you there.
(2 years ago)
Couldn't agree with you more Gitta, the last thing you need to do is let someone else get in your head.
(2 years ago)
I’m quite comfortable with my own mind…..so is my friend….aren’t you….yes I am🤪
(2 years ago)
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Thank you Norman
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 1-Oct-21 2:24 AM (2 years ago)
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It's always tease, tease, tease...You're happy when I'm in my knees
So come on and let me know!!!
(2 years ago)
bluebayour6 and artlover4u like this
should I stay or should I go?
(2 years ago)
Heavy Chevy and artlover4u like this
youtube com watch?v=9W_Y8NnxGv0
(2 years ago)
Thanks for the show, guys. smile
(2 years ago)
steelrat60 and artlover4u like this
I love when we clash!
(2 years ago)
Fri, 1-Oct-21 12:44 AM (2 years ago)
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With auburn hair and tawny eyes...the kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
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Thu, 30-Sep-21 11:19 PM (2 years ago)
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Why must pants be so restrictive? Asking for a friend....
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can't say I have Ju wink but worth a look up
(2 years ago)
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I MIGHT have made them up but am curious what the webs have to say tongue
(2 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Imagine wearing scrubs daily, you never know if your waist is growing till you try and wear regular clothes lol!
(2 years ago)
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Just brings up snow suit pants for me, and something I'm not gonna look at wink
(2 years ago)
Makes me think of one of my favorite Homer Simpson lines: Don't you really hate pants?
(2 years ago)
Sun, 26-Sep-21 8:47 PM (2 years ago)
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Walking my dog in the park. Anyone care to join us?
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The ball of fur also brings them alive or semi alive. Today though it was dead & he kept playing with it as if it was alive.
(2 years ago)
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i put out so many small velvet mouses, called forrest mouse here, hoping they might bounce back,,,not a one made it
(2 years ago)
I'll spare you the details of that time he brought it an alive baby pigeon. Had to keep him out whilst trying to get the bird to a safer place to heal. 4 days it took.
(2 years ago)
awww poor baby
(2 years ago)
Pics or it didn't happen, moosie.
(2 years ago)
Sat, 25-Sep-21 6:36 PM (2 years ago)
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Fuck me! It's Saturday!
thatfeeling and Newandexcited like this
We're so versatile, flexible & open minded! Going from sextoys to food & wine and back to pleasures of skin to skin. Do they have awards for that? tongue
(2 years ago)
What's a piesporter Arti?
(2 years ago)
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I bet my knickers you'd go for seconds Artlover! 1 piece is never enough! 😜
(2 years ago)
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Bella! If it's as good as I imagine, I'd probably eat the whole pie.
(2 years ago)
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@bella white whine
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 24-Sep-21 11:42 PM (2 years ago)
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A bottle of wine. An empty stomach. Clearly I'm not responsible for any comments or status updates tonight. Absolution, baby! XO
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Making ginger beef and broccoli stir fry. That should help.
(2 years ago)
Who's Ginger? grin
(2 years ago)
Jersey__Girl and artlover4u like this
sneaky tease
(2 years ago)
Hey that feeling...Ginger is the tall redhead on Gilligan's Island.
(2 years ago)
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Tease? Arty how else am I to get your attention?
(2 years ago)
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Fri, 24-Sep-21 2:44 AM (2 years ago)
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Just another innocuous post certain to offend someone.
I'm sure you're right, Jersey. I read the same thing on FB...and that's always accurate.
(2 years ago)
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Absotively posilutely.
(2 years ago)
artlover4u likes this
Indubitably.
(2 years ago)
artlover4u and Jersey__Girl like this
Are you trying to inoculate me?! How dare you?!
(2 years ago)
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meh
(2 years ago)
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Thu, 23-Sep-21 3:52 PM (2 years ago)
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With all the animosity in the world, I wonder...why can't we all just be friends with benefits?
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Because a, I don't want one, and B, I don't want covid.
(2 years ago)
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I’m a Make love not War kinda guy, the more the merrier for me. My wife isn’t big on sharing with others though!
(2 years ago)
because the benefit of one can often be the injustice of the other XD if we could be much less materialistic..
(2 years ago)
Because human nature isn't that way inclined.
(2 years ago)
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if you wear a mask, have been vaccinated, accept trump lost..its possible
(2 years ago)
PApda, artlover4u and Jersey__Girl like this
Wed, 22-Sep-21 6:25 PM (2 years ago)
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How many times do I have to tell you?! We don't wear clothes around here.
It's in your best interest, Adele...AND mine too wink
(2 years ago)
Hmm. Seems like you don't have a problem being nekkid, Mellie. wink
(2 years ago)
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Not really it's fucking cold in my room,I'm cold enough with clothes...besides I was just channeling Chucksmile
(2 years ago)
Cold? Well that changes everything.
(2 years ago)
I’m keeping my ear muffs on
(2 years ago)
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Wed, 22-Sep-21 4:35 PM (2 years ago)
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So. So you think you can tell?
Comfortably Numb?
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 and artlover4u like this
Oh, Wish You Were Here. Never mind. See, I told you I couldn't tell. Move along now, nothing to see here.
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 and artlover4u like this
Right church, wrong pew, Lenny...BUT you knew it was Pink Floyd and that's a good thing.
(2 years ago)
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I like to sit in the back.
(2 years ago)
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It’s an ode to the dear departed Syd Barrett. Love Pink Floyd.
(2 years ago)
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Sat, 18-Sep-21 1:38 AM (2 years ago)
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The best chocolate ever OR the best sex ever? Choose wisely.
steelrat60 likes this
Why offer a choice that has a limit, have a love of both so why would I then limit myself to one or the other?
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I mean sex. No contest. At all. Right?
(2 years ago)
Hey back, Adele! In this case, I'll take a sweet milk chocolate licked off of YOU while having sex...with you. Yup! That works for me. XO
(2 years ago)
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This is a really difficult choice. I do love good chocolate
(2 years ago)
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I'll take sex. Even "not-the-best-chocolate" is still good.
(2 years ago)
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Tue, 31-Aug-21 3:54 AM (2 years ago)
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11.3% ABV makes me horny...I really shouldn't drink alone.
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Ice tea & pepsi max do that to me. When that extra drop ends on my chin or elsewhere. tongue
(2 years ago)
Thu, 26-Aug-21 1:12 AM (2 years ago)
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I like Chianti with Italian, Bordeaux with French, Cava with Spanish, and PBR with Floridians..
lennynatural and 001Bella like this
Chianti goes with liver and fava beans drool
(2 years ago)
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Hahaha! That too, Happy! 😆
(2 years ago)
Happy, you got cold air blowing yet?
(2 years ago)
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Wed, 25-Aug-21 3:10 PM (2 years ago)
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What?! Me? Pfft! No way. I'm just here for the articles.
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Fri, 20-Aug-21 10:52 PM (2 years ago)
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I think I'll eat out tonight...
Offers her muffingrin
(2 years ago)
artlover4u and Relaxer like this
Thanks, Adele! I'd eat your muffin. grin
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Do you like blueberry or chocolate chip?
(2 years ago)
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Ya gotta know by now, Adele, that I'd eat any muffin you offered me!
(2 years ago)
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Thu, 19-Aug-21 6:24 PM (2 years ago)
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Best part of summer? I'd say ripe cherries, juicy peaches, and succulent pairs.
Best part of summer is the long daylight hours and warmth on your skin
(2 years ago)
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Scantily clad women is a very nice thing about Summer, too.
(2 years ago)
Less clothing = less laundry 👍
(2 years ago)
Hiya, GBM! Cheers to baseball, pools, the beach, and less laundry.
(2 years ago)
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No snow ranks up there pretty high.
(2 years ago)
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Thu, 19-Aug-21 5:43 PM (2 years ago)
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De do do do, de da da da...
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Oooohhh Mr likey. ..*moves in closer
(2 years ago)
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Dumb phone *me not Mr...damnmad
(2 years ago)
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Get as close as you like, Adele!
(2 years ago)
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- - don't stand so close to me - -
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 and artlover4u like this
Touche my friend, whipman! smile
(2 years ago)
Thu, 19-Aug-21 4:23 AM (2 years ago)
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Now that I'm in my 50s I've realized the longest intimate relationship I've had is with my very own cock. I'm sure some of you know what I mean.
See, your cock is a cock blocker!
(2 years ago)
No. I don't see what the fuck you mean.
(2 years ago)
Concentrate on pleasing another n’all that guff
(2 years ago)
Mon, 16-Aug-21 2:58 PM (2 years ago)
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The more I bathe, the dirtier my thoughts get.
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Hello sexy..damn I love your ass!!
(2 years ago)
Hey back at ya, sexier! Thanks! It's all yours wink
(2 years ago)
Mmmmm thanks *grabs artlovers ass and runs>>>>>>>>>>
(2 years ago)
Mon, 16-Aug-21 1:56 AM (2 years ago)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about sex... When you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not. That's all....
Mon, 24-Aug-20 12:48 AM (3 years ago)
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My advisors assure me...posting dick pics on NN is good for my presidential campaign. Dick 2020
Slutty_on_NN likes this
that butt is doing you favors
(3 years ago)
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hey you!!
(3 years ago)
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cant trump that
(3 years ago)
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Post quickly..Trumpets playing with The Mail and up to all sort of tricks..
(3 years ago)
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Hello sexy ass!!!drool
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 19-Aug-20 1:45 PM (3 years ago)
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Me? Nothing' much. Just working on mysteries without any clues.
Sat, 15-Aug-20 9:37 PM (3 years ago)
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Yes. That would be the beer talking....
I see I'm not alone
(3 years ago)
got the goggles on also?
(3 years ago)
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Hi artlover smile
(3 years ago)
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Always, bulwinkle!
(3 years ago)
Hey, Adele! Missing you!
(3 years ago)
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