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EMLB77's Recent Statuses
Thu, 3-May-18 8:26 AM (5 years ago)
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Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: - And what the dentist said?
Wed, 25-Apr-18 11:26 PM (5 years ago)
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truthfully a day of reflection...my life seems to be on this cycle I do fun things like this and parties and such...then I meet a woman totally outside anything like this and happy for awhile..
Ok cool, enjoy
(5 years ago)
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Sat, 14-Apr-18 9:06 AM (5 years ago)
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How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
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i agree wiff wods...parsley is good for ya...pubes aint
(5 years ago)
parsley tastes good too....
(5 years ago)
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It's a phallusy
(5 years ago)
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pardley is full of vitamin C and so eat your parsley I do smile
(5 years ago)
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A skilled protaginist moves the pubic hair aside with his tongue anyway,just sayin' wink
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 12-Apr-18 11:50 PM (5 years ago)
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Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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(5 years ago)
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Pfft. Man-up ... it’s just a bit of blood.
(5 years ago)
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LOL
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 1-Apr-18 8:34 AM (5 years ago)
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I want to melt in your mouth not in your hand...happy Easter
happy easter to you too
(5 years ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-18 12:21 PM (6 years ago)
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want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
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had to reflect on that one for a second
(6 years ago)
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Mon, 19-Mar-18 8:21 AM (6 years ago)
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looking to find a sexy newbie nude
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Aisle 24 right next to inflatable dolls grin
(6 years ago)
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i thought it was either aisle 6 or 9 ?
(6 years ago)
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Whichever aisle it is, like the dolls aisle it's going to need cleanup..
(6 years ago)
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