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smallukcock's Recent Statuses
Sun, 24-Mar-24 5:10 PM (3 days ago)
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I can always rely on Huney9 for a sexy chat!
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
I agree 👍
(3 days ago)
Wed, 18-Oct-23 5:54 PM (161 days ago)
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See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit, for the Brits?
Justmedamian likes this
Ian Dury, sex and drugs and rock and roll was the answer! lol
(159 days ago)
Is all my brain and body need ……
(159 days ago)
smallukcock likes this
Have you checked out any of Baxter’s work ?? Awesome stuff - stand out artist much like his old man
(159 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Well..I'm Garfunkeled...ohmy
(159 days ago)
Tue, 15-Aug-23 12:54 PM (226 days ago)
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You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like Heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much
For a certain lady on my friends list!
(226 days ago)
Tue, 1-Aug-23 5:39 PM (239 days ago)
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Is there any way to edit status posts?
sadly, no </3
(239 days ago)
Thanks lovely, just have to put up with my drunken nonsense then!
(239 days ago)
Typos and autocorrect account for a lot of funny stuff in status.
(239 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and Awesome_Tits like this
^ I'm an expert in this matter LOL
(239 days ago)
You can't edit them, though here's what you can do. Delete the first post and then repost it how you intended it to be 😁
(226 days ago)
bugguy905 and Jus4F like this
Mon, 31-Jul-23 5:06 PM (240 days ago)
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Lovely to see MissAshlee has posted more stunning pics x
Wed, 26-Jul-23 3:00 PM (246 days ago)
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Google Frèemantle Highway, lol
I saw it on the news.
(246 days ago)
Why would you laugh at that?
(246 days ago)
I wasn't exactly laughing at the event and someone lost their life, It was meant to be a reply to Emu's status about electric cars, just can't navigate the site on my mobile! It was just the irony!
(245 days ago)
3,000 cars onboard and apparently the fire broke out in an electric car.
(245 days ago)
Wed, 19-Jul-23 6:42 PM (252 days ago)
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AGR, why can I not pm you hun? x
I can’t deny that Sir 😂
(252 days ago)
It’s happened again😂😂
(252 days ago)
No clue,there is an envelope next to my name here is the not?
(251 days ago)
Artistic likes this
i see the envelope
(251 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
*there
(251 days ago)
Wed, 19-Jul-23 2:45 PM (253 days ago)
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Amazing pic SEB x
There's always a gem in here. View now before it vanishes yahoo
(253 days ago)
You can write this about any of her pics. I am certain she is incapable of taking a bad one.
(252 days ago)
Thank you
(252 days ago)
Mr_Vein and smallukcock like this
As she is, and her entire gallery
(252 days ago)
Sun, 9-Jul-23 12:24 PM (263 days ago)
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Hey SEB, love the new pic hun but, you forgot to put your knickers on again! as for your profile pic, I wish I could see a bigger copy, your eyes are stunning, I guess this should have been a pm? lol
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:05 PM (264 days ago)
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Petiteaurora and Karafirefly have blown me away with their pics today!
Which planet have you been on? They've been blowing for ages. Ok Kara longer.
(264 days ago)
Thanks love x
(264 days ago)
You are welcome hun, very brave to show your pretty face! x
(264 days ago)
Petiteaurora likes this
Two beauties for sure!!
(264 days ago)
Wed, 5-Jul-23 7:07 PM (266 days ago)
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Just couldn't help myself, premium again!!!
lennynatural likes this
Why would anyone block you age? Apart from torturing us with descriptions of what you have cooked which we can't eat 😁
(266 days ago)
Not "age" agr lol
(266 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I was wondering why would someone block age,I get it because I'm old sad I am 100
(266 days ago)
Btw AGR, please don't leave us
(266 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
You don't look a year over 99
(266 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 1-Jul-23 2:39 PM (271 days ago)
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My last day of premiumsad
Mine goes in 194 days
(270 days ago)
I have 1063 days left, I urge everyone to look out for deals and seize them by the danglies when you spot one!
(270 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Don't think I'm renewing this time.
(270 days ago)
988 days - all done through deals and offers.
(270 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
I'll be on a state pension before mine expires lol.
(270 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 28-Jun-23 4:00 PM (273 days ago)
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The female of the species is more deadlier than the male
Hahaha you betcha
(273 days ago)
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.. Oh, she deals in witchcraft.. And one kiss and I'm zapped, oh.. 🎶🎵 A bit of an odd song.
(273 days ago)
Oh interesting, since you used the word species I thought you were talking arachnidwink
(273 days ago)
Not my words beautiful Adele, it was a drunken recollection of a song from the 90s, it was appropriate in my mind at the time! lol
(273 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Tue, 27-Jun-23 4:33 PM (274 days ago)
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What is the etiquette on here regarding someone you might recognise?
Nevernudes…like that guy from arrested development grin
(273 days ago)
What else would it be smallluk,SEB has a great gallery and hi btw smile
(273 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hi beautiful, you have a great gallery also! x
(273 days ago)
Very kind thanks Adele..and likewise smile
(273 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I agree with cs06 on the missing catergorys.
(273 days ago)
cs06 likes this
Sun, 25-Jun-23 1:47 PM (277 days ago)
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65 years old and still obsessed with boobs!
I still hope to be when I get that age too !!!!
(277 days ago)
smallukcock likes this
Boobs never get old.
(276 days ago)
71 years old and still wishing I had boobs!
(276 days ago)
^^ do you mean moobs?
(276 days ago)
Fri, 23-Jun-23 7:51 PM (278 days ago)
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Loving Mellies latest vid! xxx
MellieK likes this
Every post of hers is lovely!
(278 days ago)
smallukcock and MellieK like this
🙈 the testosterone has kicked in, can you tell? 😉
(278 days ago)
owbiglineman, Mr_Vein and Relaxer like this
Wed, 21-Jun-23 8:20 PM (280 days ago)
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My premium membership expires on 1st July, as the pics of my gf keep getting moderated off, I doubt I will renew! shame.
Contact support if you feel the pics were wrongly moderated off.
(280 days ago)
You have 3 pics that were removed. One was removed for being "non-sexual" (just a pair of lips). The other 2 were removed for exposing a womans face and there is no way to know if she gave consent.
(280 days ago)
Wed, 21-Jun-23 6:53 PM (280 days ago)
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Anyone know where I can find the wanking emoji?
[Link]
(280 days ago)
gpflem and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I’d love to try having a cock for a few days!
(280 days ago)
smallukcock likes this
You can have mine as long as you like Mellie :jack:
(280 days ago)
or is that jerk
(280 days ago)
I'd love to try having a pair of tits for a few days!
(279 days ago)
Wed, 14-Jun-23 8:37 PM (287 days ago)
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Can't believe shaqila is not on my friends list, I hope she is now!
Sun, 4-Jun-23 3:34 PM (298 days ago)
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Loving JuicyJacs pics! mmm.
Mon, 29-May-23 2:58 PM (304 days ago)
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Awesome show from HotWife4FunNN1!
shy28boy likes this
Mon, 29-May-23 2:01 PM (304 days ago)
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(304 days ago)
Just getting rid of the last one hun!
(304 days ago)
Mon, 29-May-23 1:36 PM (304 days ago)
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Need more chicks in video chat!
That'll get 'em there!! 💯
(304 days ago)
I know, I am such a smooth talking barsteward! lol
(304 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Mon, 22-May-23 6:04 PM (310 days ago)
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Jeez, that would make your eyes water!
LOL!
(310 days ago)
Profile says - Penis Length: 1" (2.5cm) - I must ask him what camera lens he is using!
(310 days ago)
TopCat57 and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Too big or looks too big....hi smalluk smile
(310 days ago)
Hi beautiful AGR x
(310 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
💋 😘
(310 days ago)
smallukcock likes this
Mon, 22-May-23 5:25 PM (310 days ago)
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Loving all the beautiful ladies that post their nakedness on here! xxx
I think I can speak for us all when I saw we love posting ❤️
(310 days ago)
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