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Illustratyr's Recent Statuses
Sat, 16-Oct-21 3:01 PM (2 years ago)
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On New Years Eve 2020 I got blocked by some Aussie for saying this COVID stuff wasn't going to vanish with the new year. It's now Oct 2021. Enjoying your police state, Mr "Cock For Profile Pic"? LOL
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Reminds me of a quote from "A few good men" ....."You can't handle the truth" lol
(2 years ago)
maraff likes this
sad well it doesnt always feel good to be right id say
(2 years ago)
Well in this case you do not want to be right sunshine
(2 years ago)
Ahhh pride. Such a good look on you.
(2 years ago)
Tue, 9-Mar-21 2:20 AM (3 years ago)
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You can't spell "herpes" without "her". 🤣 #InternationalWomensDay
bluebayour6 likes this
Hero neither
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 and lennynatural like this
gaggedrolleyes
(3 years ago)
Just_Nick likes this
Wow
(3 years ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 11:26 PM (3 years ago)
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"Call me Kat" is unwatchable.
Thu, 7-Jan-21 1:24 AM (3 years ago)
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The arrival of “Masked Dancer” has xxxxxxxxxx Fox’s costume designers to come up with 2x as many ideas for goofy outfits as when there was just “The Masked Singer.”
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
(What, “forc3d” is a filtered word? Odd.)
(3 years ago)
Wed, 6-Jan-21 11:07 PM (3 years ago)
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I have an ins-erection. 🥁
hopefully you will be legally well hung
(3 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Wed, 6-Jan-21 9:30 PM (3 years ago)
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Freedom is a superspreader event.
Freedom allows idiots to not use common sense do say freedom to all those with common sense although that may sound a bit iffy any way
(3 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Do they have punctuation in the UK?
(3 years ago)
Only when you ain’t limited but since this is where the language started I’d say yes
(3 years ago)
dude ... best legal beagle bullshit in ya profile i has ever red w00t
(3 years ago)
Wodja likes this
seditious treason is not freedom
(3 years ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Sun, 3-Jan-21 2:12 PM (3 years ago)
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“COVID is the flu with a better publicist.” - G.Bisconte
Mmm, biscotti and coffee...
(3 years ago)
metalwork and LOVEXXXPORN like this
That's like saying smallpox is another name for chickenpox
(3 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and uontopguy like this
Sat, 2-Jan-21 1:04 AM (3 years ago)
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The best way to keep the police from busting your private gathering for "failure to socially distance" is to put LGBTQ flags and a cameraman outside the venue. They won't lay a glove on you.
Fri, 1-Jan-21 3:34 AM (3 years ago)
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It's sad that even in a cool place like NN I find bitter and abusive people. I guess being locked down for so long gave them blue balls. No positivity in their lives. I'll just keep laughing. smile
Thu, 31-Dec-20 4:47 PM (3 years ago)
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This "virus" BS won't go away the instant the calendar year changes. Too many people are enjoying their newfound power.
Just curious... Sub 1% mortality rate. Is that in cases infected or per 10 or 100 Thousand? Either way you should start doing real math because those aren't the # I've seen.
(3 years ago)
Tasties likes this
U.S. Population: 330 million. Covid cases: Approx 20 million. Covid deaths: 345,000. That is 0.1% of the population killed by the virus. 1.7% of those infected die as a result.
(3 years ago)
ThePadrino and Tasties like this
The dive from 5-6% mortality rate is a credit to the medical professionals who found what treatments work, to drive that number down to about 1.7% mortality rate (in the US). It is NOT the flu.
(3 years ago)
I have friends who have had it - healthy, no underlying conditions, in their 30s-40s - and they said it is much worse than the flu. Some are still dealing with the effects
(3 years ago)
ThePadrino and Tasties like this
0.1% of the US population has died as a result of the virus SO FAR. That number is increasing by the day. As owbig says, even may of those who don't die suffer from serious, long term effects.
(3 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-20 6:09 PM (3 years ago)
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It's been a long frigging year. Who wants to cheat?
- - monopoly- on your own - -
(3 years ago)
taxes? readers? diet?
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
I did......I used my left hand...
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
^^^the ultimate betrayal
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Mon, 7-Dec-20 3:26 PM (3 years ago)
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🎶 You're so veined... I'll bet you think this schlong is about you... #CarlySimon
GottaBeMe, maraff, Agent_K and shy28boy like this
Mon, 16-Nov-20 1:05 AM (3 years ago)
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I hope NewbieNudes straightens out the "video chat uses the Flash plugin and Flash expires on December 31" thing. I have a lot of important on-camera masturbating to do here.
lennynatural likes this
No. Theres a new video "zoom" chat
(3 years ago)
Flash is becoming obsolete. No browsers will support it so the new zoom chat is the replacement.
(3 years ago)
Zoom chat is probably confusing the hell out of you. It was in Beta and I am sure will be released to the general population before the old chat becomes obsolete
(3 years ago)
Wed, 9-Sep-20 4:40 PM (3 years ago)
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Discovery du jour: a blank skateboard deck is good to suction cup a dildo to if you want to keep it in place while riding it. Somebody call Hints from Heloise!
Dear Abby, I went to the skate park but the deck was covered in dildos. What should I do? Signed, Skateboard Nerd
(3 years ago)
Avoid the grip tape.
(3 years ago)
Tue, 25-Aug-20 1:51 PM (3 years ago)
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Dilemma: I don't find men attractive, but I'd like to feel it in my ass...
I still know "pegging it" means dying where I live.
(3 years ago)
Relaxer and cath68 like this
Well maraff, some guys would probably rather die than be pegged! LOL
(3 years ago)
I bow to your great knowledge of such matters.
(3 years ago)
I have never been pegged.. or fucked in the ass for that matter... but I would love my wife to peg me. I would also like to try the real thing some day.
(3 years ago)
@LennyNatural yeah, I have a ten inch vibe that's rubber and looks HIGHLY anatomical. I was camming here last week and just for laughs I made eight of it vanish.
(3 years ago)
Sun, 23-Aug-20 1:35 AM (3 years ago)
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Is it fair to say that women don't use the video chat, like, ever?
I'm not sure you've "blocked" anyone by not using the video chat; you've simply ceded the ground to them. No biggie, I guess; I'm on other sites as well with ordinary women who do video chat.
(3 years ago)
and there is the difference. I am not "ordinary" tongue
(3 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
in a diff way they are blocked, they cant get their pleasure of watching females on cam for all to see and those women who do cam most likely do it privately now in other ways
(3 years ago)
clittylicker and cocosweet93 like this
pretty much yes
(3 years ago)
never had the urge to do so with a stranger
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
Thu, 6-Aug-20 3:57 PM (3 years ago)
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What happens to Video Chat when Flash is discontinued? Anybody?
They are looking for a different platform.
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 and Illustratyr like this
Thu, 26-Mar-20 12:48 AM (4 years ago)
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Let's get naked and play "Animal Crossing."
RightWallaby640 likes this
Do you use animal crackers?
(4 years ago)
I like the pink frosted animal crackers......
(4 years ago)
Don't think I'm far enough for those yet; I'm tryna find iron nuggets. (And no, that's not a sexual metaphor.)
(4 years ago)
Sat, 25-Jan-20 2:24 AM (4 years ago)
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Ahegao is a human right.
Agreed! smile
(4 years ago)
Illustratyr likes this
Tue, 21-Jan-20 1:29 AM (4 years ago)
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Let's play Mario Kart and show off our genitals.
I have come to play Mario kart and show off my genitals. And I forgot to bring my Mario kart
(4 years ago)
Thu, 12-Dec-19 2:24 AM (4 years ago)
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OK, apparently Seal ISN'T too famous to appear on "The Masked Singer." Poor guy...
Why ya gotta spoil it?
(4 years ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-19 2:56 AM (4 years ago)
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Mario Kart & chill?
@MieleGattina if we stopped doing things that are bullshit this site wouldn't exist.
(4 years ago)
I’m game!
(4 years ago)
I’m yoshi
(4 years ago)
As long as it's on the super Nintendo only
(4 years ago)
You know that
(4 years ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-19 12:39 AM (4 years ago)
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Epstein didn't kill himself.
Agent_K likes this
What the hell, conspiracy theories on this site wtf ban
(4 years ago)
@Just_Nick don't worry, I'll be jerking off again soon.
(4 years ago)
@PervertedChaos stop whining, dear. Your two cents isn't worth even that much.
(4 years ago)
politics and world affairs are where all true perversions originate
(4 years ago)
Illustratyr likes this
THIS guy gets it. No indignation, no talk of banning people from a guy with his dick out in his profile photo, just GOOD CLEAN FUN.
(4 years ago)
Thu, 7-Nov-19 2:04 AM (4 years ago)
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There’s a special place in Hell for whoever thought up “The Masked Singer.”
The Penguin is Burgess Meredith.
(4 years ago)
What is so bad about the concept? There are worse shows out there...
(4 years ago)
Curiousity24 likes this
Who ever that is.......
(4 years ago)
meredith play the penguin in the 1966 tv show batman
(4 years ago)
Illustratyr likes this
See? THIS guy gets it...
(4 years ago)
Sat, 2-Nov-19 3:42 PM (4 years ago)
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Looking for couples on LI who like DP
rhinostool likes this
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