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HornyDoge's Recent Statuses
Mon, 9-Dec-19 5:55 PM (4 years ago)
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Sooo bored.....
Happydays1 likes this
Mon, 25-Nov-19 9:03 PM (4 years ago)
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*insert interesting quote*
I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
(4 years ago)
Nay, the face you wanna an exception to. @ AK wink
(4 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Thought one of them was totally bold! blink
(4 years ago)
*insert interesting quip*
(4 years ago)
Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day ....
(4 years ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-19 11:10 PM (4 years ago)
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So apparently I'm the only verified younger dude on here, so I must be extra special now, right? grin
pleased with one's self hummmmm
(4 years ago)
Ummm are you over 18 ?
(4 years ago)
Didn't I say this was supposed to be a sarcastic status.....
(4 years ago)
Well you have have a dick. A yellow badge and Ash likes you, so beer LOL
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
wow... talking about me when I'm not here? smdh tongue
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Tue, 6-Aug-19 1:07 AM (4 years ago)
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Does anyone know the prices for premium? I’m too dumb to actually know where to check
Welcome
(4 years ago)
There should be a promo going right now, you should get a pop up upon logging in
(4 years ago)
Blackheath likes this
There is 50% but I got to use my money for my upcoming holiday.
(4 years ago)
Ask Santa for a gift card
(4 years ago)
Blackheath likes this
I'd get more luck from satan tongue
(4 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Sat, 22-Jun-19 5:06 PM (4 years ago)
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What “ it cannot get any worse than this “ moment you’ve had that actually got worse? Weird question, but I’m really curious
Thu, 23-May-19 3:29 PM (4 years ago)
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Why is nobody addressing the elephant in the room, that is the recent overflow of fake profiles? Don't like seeing this comunity going downhill...
Britgent likes this
Curiosity took me to the FP. 1 self proclaimed internet whore + 2 dodgy looking profiles. Maybe fake is the wrong word here. "Not genuine profiles looking to mislead people" is a bit of a mouthful...
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and cmp304 like this
And the green badger who's fond of a continent and posts photos of multiple women. Maybe not fake, but not what NN is about. etc etc
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Mr_Vein, you still have a report button due to you being verified.
(4 years ago)
Thanks for that Emily, I'm not a complete muckingforon then wink
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Try harder next time! tongue
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 19-May-19 4:07 PM (4 years ago)
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Had a nightmare about a dolphin that kept asking me to give him my beans! My subconsciousness sometimes amazes me...
The question is that go the beans represent?
(4 years ago)
I’m asking myself the same thing, i was more confused that scared, didn’t know what it meant, haha
(4 years ago)
Sun, 19-May-19 7:44 AM (4 years ago)
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Cold or hot showers, which one do you prefer?
Hot and steamy xx
(4 years ago)
Tue, 12-Mar-19 8:31 PM (5 years ago)
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I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail, so I have to treat him like a god for the rest of the day, so how are you, guys, doing?
Sat, 9-Mar-19 8:28 AM (5 years ago)
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Posted a pic two times necause i was a fucking idiot, any mod wants to take one down? ( thanks )
Because*
(5 years ago)
Done. smile
(5 years ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-19 10:40 PM (5 years ago)
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I wonder what cameras or phones you’re using for taking NN pics?
rhinostool likes this
Here are the pork chops! No need to cut them down... just step away from the food! sneaky
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Usually a DSLR on a tripod with a remote.
(5 years ago)
i DEF brought leftovers for you wink and i use my iphone, just to be on topic. or a webcam with captured stills if im being super crazy.
(5 years ago)
Cannon 700D dslr with custom tripod and Time Lapse Intervalometer remote and a a HD lifecam with custom tripod, dslr has remote and
(5 years ago)
opps , wireless remote as well
(5 years ago)
Mon, 25-Feb-19 10:02 PM (5 years ago)
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Back from a 2-3 week break from this site, not that anyone cares, but hey!
actually we were just not talking about you
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Thu, 14-Feb-19 8:39 PM (5 years ago)
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Everyone is telling " happy Valentine's Day " to each other, but no one tells St. Valentine happy birthday ):
stealth69 and steelrat60 like this
Happy Birthday, St. Valentine!
(5 years ago)
He's dead....
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
We still remember. There's a lot of fucking going on in his name.
(5 years ago)
HornyDoge and Artistic like this
Thu, 14-Feb-19 5:27 PM (5 years ago)
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So I don't know why, but I have pictures of other people on my profile now? I think it's a bug...
Well damn, I'm feeling left out sad
(5 years ago)
I only see you - was it a ploy to get more people to your profile lol?
(5 years ago)
ooooooo great ploy.... Hey everyone.. I have skinny chicks in my gallery... I swear! tongue
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and HornyDoge like this
I've fallen for it once lol tongue
(5 years ago)
That was no ploy, lol, there really were some pics of a chick and some of an older guy....and last time I checked, I wasn't any of those things, so idk, maybe it's been fixed
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Thu, 14-Feb-19 5:19 PM (5 years ago)
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To all of my lonely dudes out there, I heard that Pornhub premium is free on Valentine's day......so.....beat your meats!
I'd rather beat my steak, till it's tender, then have it with chips, mushrooms and peas...which is what I shall do; )
(5 years ago)
Wed, 13-Feb-19 4:27 PM (5 years ago)
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Wonder how dolphin cheese would taste like...
rhinostool likes this
PSAsows are very difficult to milk. They have around 14 teats compared to a cow's four, and they don't take very kindly to having them touched by humans.
(5 years ago)
Just watched a short video.of a lady milking a dolphin....she didn't drink it though
(5 years ago)
So...not a milk maid, but a milking dolphin maid...guess orphan dolphins need the colostrum like any baby of a mammal would do, respect!
(5 years ago)
I'd be a dolphin milker...seems like an easy job
(5 years ago)
I think dolphin cheese would be a bit watery.
(5 years ago)
Tue, 12-Feb-19 7:23 PM (5 years ago)
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I named my stomach "Budapest"............because it's the capital of HUNGRY
*Hungary...joke is void.
(5 years ago)
That's why I wrote it like that ):
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Mon, 11-Feb-19 6:10 PM (5 years ago)
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To anyone looking to get rid of their wink alerts, go to this link [Link] and check the alert setting on the bottom right ( on mobile )
Or just be me, I didn’t even know you could be winked at
(5 years ago)
Wink at me seb, oops, sorry, forgot about your wonky eye
(5 years ago)
I’ve never seen it so I am pretty sure no one has ever winked at me :0)
(5 years ago)
Secret Sidds...what part of that word don't you understand?
(5 years ago)
sidders73 likes this
you didn't miss anything, trust me
(5 years ago)
Mon, 11-Feb-19 6:05 PM (5 years ago)
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Dear NN, no one likes your winks....signed, 99% of it's users
MidnightWriter likes this
So you're the monster who started this! Lol..
(5 years ago)
The winkman
(5 years ago)
The winker
(5 years ago)
Why did you do this? You winker
(5 years ago)
I'd dont know how to, never had one either
(5 years ago)
Sun, 10-Feb-19 9:57 PM (5 years ago)
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I'm just witing this because i don't want my older status to show up on my profile
Writing* my god i'm dyslexic...
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Hell, I thought that was an awesome status smile Weird, random - it was perfect
(5 years ago)
Maybe you were right
(5 years ago)
Are* oh my English today...
(5 years ago)
Sun, 10-Feb-19 9:46 PM (5 years ago)
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So apparently Furries ( weird people who cosplay as animals while having sex or something) are now illegal in Germany and a few other European contries
Oh well. I'm sure there is still time before the ban goes into place then wink
(5 years ago)
Fire brand ..hello girl xx no there a little to savage
(5 years ago)
I bet that someone is crying somewhere in their Scooby-Doo costume, reading my status
(5 years ago)
Yeah, they might take too kindly to that
(5 years ago)
Idk why I find this funny
(5 years ago)
Sat, 9-Feb-19 4:57 PM (5 years ago)
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If every woman wants oldrr guys, what am i good for then? My hand?
Been there, done it! grin
(5 years ago)
i.e. just once
(5 years ago)
Nah, on and off for about 4 years...
(5 years ago)
At odds with your sweeping statement earlier then .
(5 years ago)
If you say so...
(5 years ago)
Thu, 7-Feb-19 9:12 PM (5 years ago)
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I hate it when I chat with somebody for a couple of days and then they ghost on me and start ignoring me, that's just plain rude
*if
(5 years ago)
Just be grateful you didn't spwnd more time and actually, potentially develop any sort of feels...you're better off!
(5 years ago)
metalwork likes this
I thought FB is where we pretend our lives are far superior to others but we're actually sitting on the couch downing carbs
(5 years ago)
I don't have to pretend. I'm sitting on the couch downing carbs right now
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and OLDKellybean1983 like this
Haha me too! Hashtag winningatlife
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Wed, 6-Feb-19 8:08 PM (5 years ago)
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Any mod around here? There's an annoying dude in the chat
10 in a minute
(5 years ago)
h there are many koreans in germany??
(5 years ago)
Is there something wrong to be a Korean ?
(5 years ago)
Oh that’s just awful, or is that vietnam
(5 years ago)
I know,but i told him i'm not fucking korean, god it's so annoying he still does it
(5 years ago)
Mon, 4-Feb-19 7:54 PM (5 years ago)
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Should i shave? I don't really want to, but don't like the bushy cock either...
Don't want to shave, don't like the bushy either... answer seems simple to my simple mind... go trimmed.
(5 years ago)
lennynatural and artlover4u like this
whack it all off...just dont ho to anyone named Lorena bobbitt
(5 years ago)
I use a Wilkinson hydro 5. Got decent blades and a little electrode trimmer too
(5 years ago)
I hate shaving but I'm not sure I'd want some 19 year old trainee beautician near my junk with the wax strips! eek LOL
(5 years ago)
artlover4u likes this
the trick it to groom and still look like an adult grin
(5 years ago)
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