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Britgent's Recent Statuses
Wed, 2-Jun-21 10:05 AM (2 years ago)
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Sun is out, some nude sunbathing called for.
littlehard and mojo75nz like this
sounds like a plan wink
(2 years ago)
I'm jealous. i miss the sun. sick of the rain. its depressing. I should check the national forecast and drive to sunshine.
(2 years ago)
Sending a 🌈 to littlehard happy nude bathing Brit
(2 years ago)
littlehard likes this
Thu, 8-Oct-20 12:11 PM (3 years ago)
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A big shout out to all the lovely ladies who strip off to entertain us !
JennySubCurious likes this
Every day I look at the pics to test the theory that you're less horny after you cum. Time for a new test...
(3 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-20 10:05 AM (3 years ago)
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Has anyone ever had a professional Genital massage?
it would be nice to give and receive , what a night it would be smile
(3 years ago)
tryneting and Britgent like this
or day ..... or make a weekend of it wink
(3 years ago)
Artistic, tryneting and Britgent like this
I’d love to be a doctor in Victorian times. They invented electric vibrators to treat “female hysteria”. Rx: she’s not crazy, just needs some genital massage to relieve her stress. Great job!
(3 years ago)
horny women have always been looked down on, to be locked in to get off,,, hm
(3 years ago)
(but it gave us the dildo)
(3 years ago)
Thu, 10-Sep-20 9:53 AM (3 years ago)
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Used hair remover cream....great balls of fire !!
bluebayour6 likes this
It's not recommended for the backside either!
(3 years ago)
thats why you read instructions FIRST
(3 years ago)
Yeah, don’t ignore the timer when it goes off.
(3 years ago)
Wed, 9-Sep-20 7:20 PM (3 years ago)
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Should I go smooth again?
maybe you should ask someone who might be getting up close and personal with your bits
(3 years ago)
Wed, 12-Aug-20 6:45 PM (3 years ago)
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So so hot... Spent the whole day naked in the garden Spent the whole day naked in the garden
And me!
(3 years ago)
Love being naked outdoors. Sun screen for sure
(3 years ago)
It made you repeat yourself
(3 years ago)
Tue, 24-Mar-20 2:26 PM (4 years ago)
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On lockdown and getting very bored... time to get the blood flowing methinks !
Thu, 12-Mar-20 6:16 PM (4 years ago)
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Summer is on its way!
HardAlligator960 likes this
Not fast enough lol
(4 years ago)
As suumer is ove in Aussie Land..I'm glad that they provailed :thumbup1}
(4 years ago)
* over
(4 years ago)
Wed, 11-Mar-20 4:02 PM (4 years ago)
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God I need a shag !!
Of all the places I have been nothing compares to Newcastle...seriously it's mad as fuck!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Pad, we are and trust us, you will think wtf
(4 years ago)
ThePadrino and plumguy like this
We did but as usual things go off on a tangent grin
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Could take lucifer to places, even he would go, thats just fucking wrong
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Newcastle ain't the end of the world, but you can see it
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Fri, 24-Jan-20 4:05 PM (4 years ago)
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WHY? .... just WHY.
rhinostool likes this
Dunno i just got here
(4 years ago)
errr What happened ?
(4 years ago)
DDDDemon likes this
Sat, 11-Jan-20 1:58 PM (4 years ago)
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What I wouldn't give for a nice cosy intimate afternoon shag!
500 squids is the going rate for a "quality" lady of the night wink
(4 years ago)
001Bella likes this
Hi there. I hope that you find friendship in here..beer
(4 years ago)
Is it? Talk about fecking equality. I get that for free. raspberry
(4 years ago)
right then,we'll charge him a grand,gerrem' off
(4 years ago)
001Bella and lip2lip like this
Smooove^^^^
(4 years ago)
Sat, 4-Jan-20 2:03 PM (4 years ago)
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Boring January... would anybody like to live in it up for me?
Wed, 18-Dec-19 10:03 AM (4 years ago)
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Would anybody like to play with my baubles?
Hang them from the Christmas tree, the cat will play with them for hours...
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Can you wait till have extricated the said tree from the fairy's arse?
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
Burning question.....does the fairy use tree lube?
(4 years ago)
yes.....or it does burn
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
...and brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "bush fire " wink
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
Fri, 1-Nov-19 2:02 PM (4 years ago)
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Cold dark November evenings... just right for snuggling up to pussy
Tue, 8-Oct-19 5:06 PM (4 years ago)
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Craving some fun and excitement in my life.
Tue, 1-Oct-19 9:31 PM (4 years ago)
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Very horny and hoping !
HardAlligator960 likes this
Sat, 24-Aug-19 8:15 PM (4 years ago)
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Older men....beware of younger girls befriending you ! Some are not what they make out to be.
insertthis likes this
No shit! Having a healthy sense cynicism is essential here...also, don't be gullible...
(4 years ago)
cath68 likes this
Reeeeeeealllly? You mean that beutifll 18 y/o cuties with a trust fund and a chain of liquor stores that wants to fuck me isn't what she seems to be? Naw......!
(4 years ago)
We can scoff but you'd be amazed at the amount of guys, some who have been here years, who are taken in by it....
(4 years ago)
Onionheart, TopCat57 and Britgent like this
Just look at every profile saying 18-20y fem has 50 friends in 3 hours, they can only send 5,,,
(4 years ago)
Britgent likes this
A stupid cunt is a stupid cunt regardless of age. And cunts will always get fucked.
(4 years ago)
Sat, 24-Aug-19 12:01 PM (4 years ago)
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Home alone...need horny lady to talk dirty with!
You can comment on your status post no need to generate a new one every time
(4 years ago)
Thu, 20-Jun-19 8:01 AM (4 years ago)
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Let's say a big thank you to all the Ladies on NN who show off their lovely bodies for us men !
Same goes for you guys smile
(4 years ago)
Wed, 19-Jun-19 8:14 AM (4 years ago)
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Off up to Moorfields eye Hospital in London today.
so wot? it got moore feeld eye tosspital sukeggs grin'
(4 years ago)
Tip..buy the more expensive frames at Specsavers cos they last longer.
(4 years ago)
Britgent likes this
Sorry about all this Britgent..If your still here..eek
(4 years ago)
Britgent likes this
tip : use them more expensive frames to read .... r e a d grin
(4 years ago)
Bet Woders has Double Vision..LOL
(4 years ago)
Britgent likes this
Tue, 18-Jun-19 8:06 AM (4 years ago)
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Will we actually get a nice hot summer this year?
Alvy05 likes this
Maybe. The weather is hot in most of the country.
(4 years ago)
Naaa,we had one of them a couple of years ago
(4 years ago)
My forcast is a late hot one..We get extremes this now...
(4 years ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-19 6:39 PM (4 years ago)
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Why is Nn so bloody adictive?
Fri, 14-Jun-19 6:38 PM (4 years ago)
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Wh is NNso bloody adictive?
im_hard likes this
Pass,next question
(4 years ago)
It’s all in the additive..... oops read that as essso
(4 years ago)
justcuz likes this
Cool people....and boobs. Yeah, boobs probably have something to do with it thumbup1
(4 years ago)
justcuz and Danthaman827 like this
Thu, 13-Jun-19 11:16 AM (4 years ago)
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Any horny female like to chat?
How horny
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
There's a horniness scale? Out of 10?
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
11 lol
(4 years ago)
Do they need to be bored?
(4 years ago)
ThePadrino ....... no
(4 years ago)
Sat, 8-Jun-19 9:02 AM (4 years ago)
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Fresh out of a lovely long hot shower.
rhinostool likes this
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