)dziga's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 10-Sep-23 10:17 PM (225 days ago)
Been in Italy for a couple of weeks and have to say to my Italian friends: You got a good thing going!
Leave the driving to the bus drivers, that's my tip
(225 days ago)
Fri, 23-Apr-21 11:51 PM (3 years ago)
When I say "go fuck yourself" what I'm really saying is that I want to watch...
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Tue, 9-Feb-21 11:44 AM (3 years ago)
-13 F (-25 C) this morning. General Winter has staged another military takeover.
luckydrj likes this
Thu, 24-Dec-20 11:36 PM (3 years ago)
IMO if Santa was a gentleman he'd let women sit on his face before he asked them to sit on his lap.
Thu, 21-Nov-19 2:55 AM (4 years ago)
Instead of turducken for Thanksgiving: stuff a rooster into a male turkey and get yourself a cock-gobbler...
The obvious problem with turducken is well... turducken
(4 years ago)
Mon, 11-Nov-19 11:44 AM (4 years ago)
So much beating around the bush, so to speak, around here. Simply put: If I'm conscious, take it for granted that I'm horny. Very often when xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx as well. It can be a struggle.
Thu, 31-Jan-19 2:11 AM (5 years ago)
-28 degrees fahrenheit is awfully fucking cold. I could breathe through a stir straw and pretend I'm climbing Everest though...
Wed, 31-Oct-18 10:59 AM (5 years ago)
Question for NN. Is there ever a plan to create a feature to teleport horny people so they can mutually solve their problems? Happy Hump Day!!!
Tue, 30-Oct-18 11:02 AM (5 years ago)
Anyone got a "normal person" costume? Truly the most contradictory costume I could wear...
Mon, 29-Oct-18 10:59 AM (5 years ago)
Southern hemisphere peeps: Please enjoy the warm weather. It helps to know I'm hunkering down for a good reason!
Thu, 11-Oct-18 1:31 AM (5 years ago)
Boy, I've never really done the chat stuff but realizing how upset many are when it is down maybe I should...
hey!! I'm a senior dammit
(5 years ago)
three cheers for seniors...oh hell after one cheer im done
(5 years ago)
^^^ I never take offence at 'seniors', because it's really a euphemism for grown-ups... 
(5 years ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
So I'm a 'senior' now, Lucy 
... never been called a senior before lol
... never been called a senior before lol
(5 years ago)
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Wed, 19-Sep-18 10:52 AM (5 years ago)
One of my life goals is to be a dirty old man. Now I have a 15 on my shield. I might make that one!
Mon, 3-Sep-18 11:42 AM (5 years ago)
Amazing how we are born naked and are always naked underneath...yet nakedness never gets boring. At least according to my observations.
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Tue, 8-Aug-17 11:04 AM (6 years ago)
Mind if I just stare at your naked body all day instead of going to work?
Artistic likes this
When a male profile posts all female pics, many with captions like "Fuck this slut", there is a good chance that mods will believe they are revenge pics and delete them
(6 years ago)
Oops, sorry, wrong status. 
(6 years ago)
Fri, 24-Feb-17 11:56 AM (7 years ago)
Nakedness...everyone already has all of their own that they could possibly need, but it is still so fun to share. A wonderful paradox!
Wed, 1-Feb-17 11:48 AM (7 years ago)
I wake up to cats on three corners of the bed and think, "I need another cat." Five tanks rose out of the thought, "Having a turtle would be fun." My enthusiasm gets the best of me at times.
Wed, 25-Jan-17 11:50 AM (7 years ago)
Australia Day...another excuse to celebrate the great Down Under!
Sun, 25-Dec-16 2:39 PM (7 years ago)
Santa has been and gone. This is the furthest time from the next go 'round, so the best time of the year to be naughty and make up for it later. Pics or it didn't happen. Merry Christmas!
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Thu, 15-Dec-16 1:41 PM (7 years ago)
Now remember Santa, when I said I wanted something in stockings for Christmas this year I meant WEARING stockings, not in my Christmas stocking...
Thu, 30-Jun-16 2:24 AM (7 years ago)
Even when I think the world's gone to hell, I can still log onto NN and immediately think, "Damn, that's nice!"
Thu, 9-Jun-16 10:38 AM (7 years ago)
Poor Thursday, often referred to simply as the day before Friday. Talk about having a sibling steal your spotlight. Well, I love ya, Thursday!