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i_am_tim12345's Recent Statuses
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i_am_tim12345
Sat, 10-Nov-18 12:03 PM (5 years ago)
tip
It's my birthday!
captain_82
Don't be a
(5 years ago)
owbiglineman
Happy birthday
(5 years ago)
luckyxphil2
This birthday lasts even longer than mine! I like that.
(5 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Well now I feel a little foolish! How did I manage that?!
(5 years ago)
luckyxphil2
Does this “foolish” like your fondling? Will there be pics perhaps?
(5 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 6-Apr-18 8:14 PM (6 years ago)
tip
What's happening, dirtbags?! smile
rinn likes this
maraff
^How to make friends and influence people
(6 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Sat, 2-Mar-13 10:00 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Awesome, awesome night last night!
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 22-Feb-13 11:18 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Morning all... where's all the action at?!
i_am_tim12345
The lack of responses would suggest that, as usual, the action is limited to my pants... pah!
(11 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 31-Jan-13 3:19 PM (11 years ago)
tip
3:20pm and already cum in two women and preparing for a wank. Best day ever?!
lynskey
oh ffs wind yer neck in, we were just having a giggle
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
nonsense. read it back. you're an arse
(11 years ago)
boxseat
Touchy much Tim?
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
well i was planning on getting touchy until she decided to put a downer on my day!
(11 years ago)
lynskey
tearfully slinks into the corner.................. bottom lip trembling
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 30-Nov-12 2:59 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Wanking from h... I mean, working from home
i_am_tim12345
Mon, 5-Nov-12 9:37 AM (11 years ago)
tip
The working from home dilema: to work or to play... any advice?!
fetishluva69
Play!
(11 years ago)
lynskey
a bit of self discipline is required hun, take yourself in hand
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 1-Nov-12 6:36 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Just been stood up at the last minute... anyone kind enough to help relieve my tension? (men need not apply)
i_am_tim12345
You heartless people!
(11 years ago)
BraGirl
oh sorry to hear that tim there will be others not that will stand you up just others
(11 years ago)
BraGirl
hey your a little too fast to complain you have to give folks time to respond
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
long enough?
(11 years ago)
BraGirl
you really dont give anyone a chance to reply before you start to whinge patience dear patience
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 1-Nov-12 12:59 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Any suggestions for new photos? Sadly I've been neglecting NN of late
BraGirl
you could take alook at all the different posting categories for inspiration possibly??
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Good shout BG... you're off the hook... next!
(11 years ago)
BraGirl
aww thanks I like to help smile)
(11 years ago)
BraGirl
but seriously I think you will find the more seductive tempting approach will grab the girls attention more then here is my dripping cock..
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
what a sweetie pie!
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Sat, 29-Sep-12 6:23 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Barbecueing and wanking. A risky combination? I'm about to find out!
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 20-Jul-12 10:04 AM (11 years ago)
tip
hungover, working from home, headache, hard-on... any sympathy, people?
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 13-Jul-12 1:13 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Brrrumm pum pum... bored bored bored...
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 6-Jul-12 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
tip
so bored I've started making up statuses
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 6-Jul-12 12:45 PM (11 years ago)
tip
needs to fart
Lil_Bunz
ffs
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
any second now...
(11 years ago)
Lil_Bunz
are you ten years old..you know, the age when little boys announce farts? ffs
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
chill ffs
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 6-Jul-12 9:16 AM (11 years ago)
tip
Sore willy... pass the cream would ya!
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 5-Jul-12 3:31 PM (11 years ago)
tip
cures for boredom?
i_am_tim12345
boooorrrred
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
maybe i'll stick a bananna up my arse and have a wank
(11 years ago)
Wodja
ummmm i think you need to lie down smile
(11 years ago)
mary474
sleep.
(11 years ago)
the2ovus
A wanking man with a banana up his arse you really do feel like monkeying around lol x
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 5-Jul-12 3:20 PM (11 years ago)
tip
anyone know of any good hook-up chat sites (other than on here?)
_CARTMAN_
meatspin (dot) com is quite cool
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
how original
(11 years ago)
davema11
Adultspace (dot) com, its also got free webcam chat room mate
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 5-Jul-12 1:38 PM (11 years ago)
tip
In a while, aligators!
i_am_tim12345
See ya Tim!
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 5-Jul-12 1:23 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Is taking applications
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 5-Jul-12 1:20 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Is looking for a lovely lady
LickableBits
there are plenty of them on this site
(11 years ago)
_CARTMAN_
I found loads it's just getting them to take me is the problem lol
(11 years ago)
angelindisguise
Good luck smile
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 5-Jul-12 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Magic 8 ball, will I ever meet a NNer who has a basic grasp of spelling, grammar and punctuation?!
i_am_tim12345
Hehe yeah, your memory serves you well. An international adventure, no?
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Bella, if you're such a fan of punctuation, go check your inbox... quick!
(11 years ago)
ohbella
I think the crappy punctuation in my last message is evidence that I am way past my bed time... another time for English lessons perhaps? I will wear my schoolgirl uniform... wink
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
no, no, no!
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
I'm gonna have to put my foot down on this one... I'll even overlook the punctuation!
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 21-Jun-12 3:40 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Switching the cam on and headed for the bath... anyone care for a peek?
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 21-Jun-12 3:23 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Home from the office early... do I work (like a good boy) or play (like a bad boy)??
KinkyKC
mix it up, just dont forget to wash ur hands
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
that wasn't the answer I wanted to hear, KC!
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
But it did make me check out your profile and pics and for that I am eternally grateful!
(11 years ago)
KinkyKC
well if u already had the answer, why did u ask?
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
I needed someone to help me get over the guilt trip! I'm such a lazy boy!
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Fri, 1-Jun-12 11:31 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Is sleeping cheating?
TopCat57
TP does..i'm wide awake
(11 years ago)
tongueforu
He lives in Somerset........says it all I would have thought ; )
(11 years ago)
TopCat57
Git tonguetongue
(11 years ago)
tongueforu
Lol
(11 years ago)
BackrowSinner
eatin' ain't cheatin'.......suckin' ain't fuckin'
(11 years ago)
i_am_tim12345
Thu, 24-May-12 2:03 PM (11 years ago)
tip
Is it immoral to spend all day playing with my willy when I should be working from home?
magnum6913
Not immoral, just productive!
(11 years ago)
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