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Fri, 13-Jul-18 12:37 PM (5 years ago)
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It's friday,it's warm and the tits are out
Hmmmmm titssliscious
(5 years ago)
bounce
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
emojis boobs, really
(5 years ago)
Well... YEAH!! grin
(5 years ago)
Why not
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Don’t really understand or no how to do em
(5 years ago)
: bounce:
(5 years ago)
without the space
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
Sorry I mean can’t be arsed with them
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Say that then jeez
(5 years ago)
Oooooh hark you
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'lip' -- "Just say no!!" tongue
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glare
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TheSpoutinHead likes this
Sly looking
(5 years ago)
bounce
(5 years ago)
What do you know, it works. Does that mean I have tits and they are out, seb?
(5 years ago)
Correct
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Dunno why it posted twice
(5 years ago)
Now the other has gone and i've asked a question for no reason whatsoever
(5 years ago)
But then again it wasn't a question....what is in my water
(5 years ago)
Something females actually never do, especially during movies, where if they didn’t ask pointless questions they’d know EXACTLY what was going on themselves
(5 years ago)
Copious amounts of desperado, seb
(5 years ago)
I only had water lol
(5 years ago)
Musta been some hardcore water
(5 years ago)
Hey, did you pixelate your bits in your latest pic???
(5 years ago)
Lol no it's just an older pic
(5 years ago)
You sure? You know as premium I can make the pic big. I may have to start my laptop and go in for closer inspectionwink
(5 years ago)
Go for it,but to save time look closer and you'll see i have a thong on...sorry to burst the bubble
(5 years ago)
I knew I could count on you to keep up the tease, seb. Bubble officially not burst
(5 years ago)
Lol nice swerve
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
*pays for a room for SEB and Bman, a padded room* : P
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Coool,imagine all the jumping around we could do
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and bman5946 like this
*includes as trampoline*
(5 years ago)
a*
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even better
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Sweeeeet a bouncy council for grown up loons!!
(5 years ago)
Council?? Fooking autocorrect
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
*bouncy castle
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
Looks like more than tits out in your last pic. And I definitely approve. Sexy butt smile
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I guess that makes us bouncy councilors
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
Bouncy coochie wankers. eek
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
wtf is every1 on about
(5 years ago)
"I am one with the universe!" raspberry
(5 years ago)
You are a doofus
(5 years ago)
Our padded room, seb. In a roundabout kinda way
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
Ohhhhh,meet you there
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
At last....*has the key* And lube, plus blue pills for bman; P
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
SEB is on a real roll today grin
(5 years ago)
"Billy the Kid" is "Libby the Kid" spelled sideways... eek
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Am i?
(5 years ago)
No wonder i can't type
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
"Typical." ohmy
(5 years ago)
jerk
(5 years ago)
Oh SEB, you fecking tease! brilliant!: )
(5 years ago)
Englands very own Ditta von SEB....
(5 years ago)
What have i done now?
(5 years ago)
You know damn well, stop playing the innocent: P
(5 years ago)
I think a promotion is in order to 'SexyEnglishBroad'! grin
(5 years ago)
Me know nothing
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and TheSpoutinHead like this
"What? Me worry..." eek
(5 years ago)
I think it should be SexiestEnglishBabe
(5 years ago)
I may be wrong but isn't 'broad' american slang?
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and TheSpoutinHead like this
Ummm... maybe? wink
(5 years ago)
('Babelicious??') grin
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
it is, it's american for a Word for a woman. "Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch" I don't like the term tbh
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
I don't like the term either
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Often men who felt threatened by strong-willed, successful women would call them broads in a derogatory sense.
(5 years ago)
TC,PM
(5 years ago)
SEB, replky
(5 years ago)
'Broads' and 'Dames' and 'Sweetheart' worked for "Bogart!" wink
(5 years ago)
reply*
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
* Reptile *
(5 years ago)
Terms used in the 40's and 50's are thankfully no longer tolerated in todays society
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
But 'broad' is a very popular term as far as i know
(5 years ago)
HA! Since when?? tongue
(5 years ago)
only by mysogenists, I rest my casse m'lud
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
"Your black & white undie-film is showing again!!" raspberry
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
haha
(5 years ago)
Is it true that half time is to break for coffee & half-and-half and then turn on the Sports TellyVision and watch half-assed?? ohmy
(5 years ago)
ssshhh sprout
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Oops -- power-comment!! sad
(5 years ago)
Correction: is it "Pinot Noir" or "Film Noir??" eek
(5 years ago)
* erp... * ohmy
(5 years ago)
Time to go cook, thanks for the banter SEB, enjoyable as always; )
(5 years ago)
Yes
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TheSpoutinHead likes this
Take care Toipcat
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
BOTH!! More wine, Andre... raspberry
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sooooo seb, padded bouncy council castles aren’t so much fun alone #justsaying
(5 years ago)
Oooops i forgot...my bad
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Have I missed boobs??? Evening sausage smile
(5 years ago)
Nope none here
(5 years ago)
I'll go elsewhere then wink
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Chow
(5 years ago)
justcuz likes this
Love when your tits are out grin hi beautiful xxxx hugs
(5 years ago)
Hi cold
(5 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
love to hold yours SEB
(5 years ago)
smile
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would you let me hold them
(5 years ago)
What do you think?
(5 years ago)
I think you would
(5 years ago)
   
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