Who is setting their alarm clock at 2:15 a.m. and trudging out in the fields to make these precise, beautiful works of art by moonlight, without ever seemingly getting caught, hmm? And why?
Now we can't say space aliens or faeries, that would be conspiracy theory territory and we don't want to go there.
So really, is Bojo masterminding this? Could it be Thom Yorke and the crew from Radiohead?
Do tell.