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About Me:
Mattimonkey is an enigmatic humanoid + prefers to remain that way for the time being. Mattimonkey is: an Art/History fanatic; A Gardening fool; A rather quirky individual. Above all, Mattimonkey is an introspective existentialist, incessantly curious hybrid Goth/Mod primate with an education + background in creative disciplines that drinks far more coffee than one should, binges way too much on music, thinks too much about too many things + wears his black on the inside.
 
My Current Status:
Joskus sitä tajuaa, ettei se vain ole sen arvoista. Mitä se sitten onkin. Voi rullata tietä pitkin kuin kolhiintunut Lada, ja sitten pyörät irtoavat ja lentää järveen. Mitä sitten tapahtuu?
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
Age:
100
Location:
  Pacific Northwest, United States
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
20-Dec-23
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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Taurus
My Favourite posters on NN are:
Interests I have are:
Arts / Crafts, Baseball / Softball, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Ice / Snow Sports, Literature / History
Other Interests I have are:
Music (Goth/Darkwave/Coldwave/Post-Punk; Indie/Twee/Punk; Trip-hop/Acid Jazz/Jazz/Swing; Classical; Garage/Mod/Rautalanka/Ye-Ye; Country AND Western), Dogs, Research, Long walks in the woods, Existentialism/Nihilism; Cinema (French, Italian & Czech New Wave;Film Noir;Gothic Horror;Screwball;Biopics;Musicals), Goth/Arty girls.
I am also up for:
Anything!, Casual Chat Room Talk, A New Friend
I have been a Member of NN since:
28-Jul-07
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Average
Body Shape:
Height:
Weight:
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Blonde
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Tatoos: None
Piercings: None
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
My Professional Life:
Education: Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Industry: Other
Job Role: Other
My Lifestyle:
Smoking:
Drinking: No
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Social Behaviour: Better in small groups
Personality:
Libido:
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
Spoken Languages:
English, Finnish, German, Other
My Favourites:
Movie:
Actor/Actress:
Book: Artist Beware - chock full of pleasant stories.
Author:
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Band:
TV Show:
Sport: Pittsburgh Penguins; Seattle Mariners + Kraken
Drink: Coffee, Non-alcoholic beverages, Pepto-Bismol
Food: Juhla Mokka, Salmiakki, Pulla, Pierogies
Pastime: Binging on music; Gardening; Existential crises
Thing: Is a member of the Fantastic Four, right?
Sex Position: Do we really want to perpetuate this species?
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
I'd rather have cerebral exchanges, thanx.
Self Description:
What makes me happy: When it rains.
What makes me sad: When it pours.
What makes me mad: When I can't get out of my own way.
My bad habits: Perfectionism.
My Final Thought:
The meaning of life is...
Clean living under difficult circumstances. To be like David Watts; to find a sweet, stylish Modette (that would be a female Modernist, though I totally dig the the band, Mo-dettes) as partner-in-crime; to acquire a Rickenbacker Bass; stacks and stacks of obscure vintage Soul wax; and to be "gifted" with a shiny new Vespa 300 GTS Super Sport scooter, for starters.

(Profile last updated: 4-Sep-23)


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Comments:
19-Dec-23  (99 days ago)
Y'know, if he thinks he knows anything, he would just stop already.
19-Dec-23  (99 days ago)
I don't think it knows why it's even here, which is probably why it posts all these updates in Finnish. I mean, who does that?


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