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About Me:
I' writing this on behalf of my dick Mr. Remf (see pic). R.E.M.F. stands for Rear End Mother Fucker. He's a show off and loves himself, he says that he's so good looking that he makes men wet! See what I'm dealing with hear. He loves having he's picture taken, sexy naked women and being sweet talked. With that in mind NN seemed the perfect outlet for him. He says that I'm his best freind even though I jerk him around a lot. He has two other friends (twins) that hang around him all the time. They Like to think they run things down there, Remf thinks there a paire of nuts! Remf loves reading your PM's and comments. Reply's will be in short supply as he cant spell, he only has one eye and he has to headbutt the keys! He is after all just a prick! :) WARNING: Any institutions/persons using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects- You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do,it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.
 
My Current Status:
just jerking off whilst checking out NN Babes.
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Dependent
Age:
51
Location:
  Hitchin, United Kingdom
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
18-Mar-24
Other NN users think these are my best pics:
Some of my friends on NN are: (view all 29 friends)
Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Libra
My Favourite posters on NN are:
Tastytoes, tbone005, shyshy!!!!, scientificseductress, macenas, Louiseleighton, Louie-43, kissingkate, kellyisapiggy, kassie..., imhustlegal, gr8boobs1, Erotic-not-porn, brandysadie, 1hotlady
Interests I have are:
Movies / Cinema, Music, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Football / Soccer / Rugby
Other Interests I have are:
I am also up for:
Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Cyber Sex w/cam, A Private Photo Shoot, A New Friend
I have been a Member of NN since:
11-Apr-06
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Average
Body Shape:
Height: 5' 8" (173cm)
Weight: 146lbs (10st 6lbs) (66.2kg)
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Best Feature: Eyes
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos: None
Piercings: None
Penis Length: 8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth: 2.5" (6.4cm)
Circumcised: No
My Professional Life:
Education:
Employment Status: Full Time
Industry: Transport
Job Role: Other
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: No
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Atheist
Sense of Humour: Wacky / Zany
Social Behaviour: Better in small groups
Personality: Joker
Libido: Average
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
Telephone box
Spoken Languages:
English
My Favourites:
Movie: Usual Suspects, Sin City, Fight Club
Actor/Actress:
Book:
Author:
Song:
Band: Waterboys, Killers, Stereophonics.
TV Show: Lost, heroes, Walking Dead.
Sport:
Drink:
Food:
Pastime:
Thing:
Sex Position:
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Heather Graham
Self Description:
What makes me happy: lots of little things, and Bill Hicks (RIP)
What makes me sad: People that just cant chill, feel for them.
What makes me mad: CAR DRIVERS!!!!!
My bad habits: Talking crap, (see above)
My Final Thought:
If I could live anywhere it would be...
Right about here.

(Profile last updated: 2-Sep-21)


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Comments:
9-Aug-16  (7 years ago)
Your "About Me" section is the funniest About Me that I've ever read. So, let's see - you have a great sense of humor, good writing skills, a great package and Great Balls of Fire! I really, really hope that you like natural women.
danglebitzfree
15-Mar-16  (8 years ago)
nice cock


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