So wow... a chance look in my junk mail reminded me of this site...

Last time i was on here i was only just 18 and so fresh faced.
Still a virgin and with little to no social skills i turned to the relatively young newbie nudes with the hope of meeting someone.

Working in a night club i developed a bit of a drinking problem and withdrew for a while from online life

Fast forward 7 years

I am now married, have 3 children and am the assistant manager of a hotel.

I have decided to come back to the site (and have paid for premium) and will share my now burgeoning sexual mind.

Erotic stories, sexy photos, HD videos, agony uncle and more to come.

In this new digital world, where a phone the size of an A6 notebook carries a hi-def camera, hi-res screen and enough computing power to process photos and video as well as always-on high speed internet, i feel that to not share things on here would be almost negligent.

So if your reading this and your a young 18 year old virgin... go out there, find a girl and bang her brains out... and remember, stay safe and share pics!

so this morning i was woken by a large bang... i wondered what it was, then remembered i had a car battery on charge...

yes it had exploded, covering my hallway with acid... 2 hours and a lot of cleaning later the acid is all gone...

ok so theres a hole in the carpet, burn marks on the cieling, bits of wallpaper i had to tear off to save the wall underneath, holes in my jeans and skin missing from my fingers, and ive probably breathed in enough toxic fumes to drop a horse, but its all under control....

ever let your dog take you for a walk?, i let mine decide where to go, after half an hour of following him, he stopped to eat some grass...

i decided i will choose where we go from now on, hes either mad or knows something i dont about long grass....

So hey, youve made it to my blog, not sure what im gonna put here but im sure ill come up with something, its not like im a boring person...

I may come across as boring, but theres a deeper level of boring, then a few levels of arrogance then theres the funny, sarcastice level of me...

Ok that may not make too much sense, but who cares.

I suppose i should start with a little info about myself.

Well im an 18 year old college student with a preference for older women and a dodgy knee...

I suppose im just gonna document my life (or at least the interesting parts of it) and bare all for you to see. Im not gonna start now though because its took me forever to write this part... i might put something later this evening or tomorrow, depends on when something cool happens... but trust me, it wont be long.