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Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:52 PM (22 hours ago)
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In the mood to be on top. Super SLOOOOOOOWWWW up and down. Just for a little while. Then see what happens.
McPhallus and tugking70 like this
Feel your man swell so deeply inside as you grind.
(21 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
Just keep eye contact with me at all times
(15 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
See what happens, hear what happens, feel what happens, taste what happens… maybe it shouldn’t just be for a little while! 😉
(6 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
🔥Would it encourage you if I said please? My body had a complimentary reaction to reading this. Resplendent with bucking hips.
(5 hours ago)
surferjen and nosanity like this
"Complimentary Reaction" love it! I'm going to use that line on my missus next time she rubs her ass against me.....
(4 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM (15 hours ago)
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The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
I could totally see that
(11 hours ago)
I don't like conspiracy theories, I'd rather keep posting dick pics
(6 hours ago)
Chapter 5, section 8, and entirely logical.
(5 hours ago)
Never thought of that before but yeah, I think I agree!
(5 hours ago)
That's why I'm here!!!!!!!!!
(6 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 3:58 PM (16 minutes ago)
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feeling naughty and tempted to show unblurred photos.... 😜😜😜😁😁
kennybee likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:56 PM (2 hours ago)
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When was the last time you had a vivid sex dream?
I don’t remember most dreams
(1 hour ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I'm not emotionally invested in myself to have dreams.
(1 hour ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Nearly every night smile
(1 hour ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Every night 😂
(31 minutes ago)
I think the last erotic dream I had was in the mid 90’s…! Yikes.
(21 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 3:50 PM (25 minutes ago)
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Sounds obvious and it is, but the reality check of it is that we’ve all seen each other at our most intimate here. Damn erotic. I won’t tell. wink
WendySilvia likes this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 11:10 PM (1 day ago)
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What is your favorite type of foreplay?
Golf...
(23 hours ago)
Hahaha yeah 😈 not getting kicked today lol
(15 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I missed you, moosie.
(15 hours ago)
chatting or texting
(4 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Kissing and facesitting are unmatched.
(29 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:16 PM (2 hours ago)
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My Crazy Crust pizza...was so delicious and easy to make.
Looks bomb!😎
(1 hour ago)
No pineapple?
(1 hour ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Sadly Pepperioni is not for me, otherwise..Ultra Yummy ! ! ! happydance
(1 hour ago)
That's making me hungry, extra peppers and pineapple for me 😋
(1 hour ago)
Pinapple is good for pizza. Just like Apple Saurce is good for Pork Chops.. I also like Ham on Pizza..smile
(57 minutes ago)
Rick12111 and theroyalcouple like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:51 AM (9 hours ago)
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Seriously people! We need 1 photo, maybe 2 max… They’re all the bloody same!!
I swear, I only hit the button once 😆
(2 hours ago)
Raven2005 and Rick12111 like this
In that case,it would make,(at least to the normal person) that only one is put through
(2 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Hush Raven,I still can't eat baked beans to this day scared
(2 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
LOL
(1 hour ago)
This is a inspirational insentive to go Premium and view Vids thumbup1
(1 hour ago)
Rick12111 likes this
Mon, 15-Apr-24 7:53 PM (9 days ago)
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Sausages...
nuthin clever bout a deek, even a floppy one :blink"
(9 days ago)
Twis Tuesday here now. Not Foppy Dick Monday. and Sausages don't xxxx
(9 days ago)
so you good to go werk at ronalds then? w00t
(9 days ago)
Sausages...They can be in many forms of content.. Traditional Prk orBeef one's cand be excellent for health, McYuckies burger let themselves down with Sugar Buns and Preservatives.
(1 hour ago)
err..That means..Traditional Pork or Beef one's can be excellent to Health....
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 2:32 PM (1 hour ago)
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Relaxing
Thu, 25-Apr-24 2:31 PM (1 hour ago)
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stroking
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:46 AM (14 hours ago)
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Where are the horny older women?
I wish I was one of those, horny old men..........
(13 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
They don’t exist….
(9 hours ago)
The older women have put in their time and pray for the day their husband’s prostate finally makes a eunuch out of him. 😂😂😂
(5 hours ago)
There several stunning older angels on NN.
(5 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Mine better be at work, and I’d be careful calling her older…
(1 hour ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:17 AM (15 hours ago)
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I don't know how I did it. I just did it and it was hard
G2509 likes this
anything you do is hard isnt it?
(10 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
I know how you did it but it'll cost you if you want me to tell you.
(9 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
Wondering what the price might be
(7 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
“Deefeecult for You - Easy for Me” 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah I’m old.
(5 hours ago)
What a big math test?
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:04 AM (5 hours ago)
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Going back to bed. Up and alone for dreaming.
*whispers.. sweet dreams
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 10:58 PM (17 hours ago)
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Always love licking my wet fingers! I taste soooooo good!!
I'm sure you taste lovely and I'm glad you enjoy yourself! 😜 x
(16 hours ago)
I'm lucky. I can go straight to the source 😇
(15 hours ago)
Maybe you might like something bigger than wet fingers for a taste of you.
(5 hours ago)
You're that flexible Bryan?
(2 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
I can kneel before you too
(2 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:28 AM (4 hours ago)
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Hopefully i can get a few more of these bills tucked in my shorts for my lap danceswink
Really,well have a fantabulous day my friend xxx
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 25-Mar-24 1:22 AM (31 days ago)
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silicone or water based? that is the question lol
AverageJoe2000 likes this
It’s not a question at all! I make sure our toys can handle silicone lube because that stuff is fucking amazing! And makes for some amazing fucking!
(31 days ago)
Willy_jaxem1 likes this
saliva from my mouth
(18 hours ago)
EP90 gear oil
(17 hours ago)
Water based edible?
(5 hours ago)
Averagejoe with the good old fashioned prison lube I see
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:05 AM (5 hours ago)
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He who follows the herd only sees assholes. blushing
WendySilvia and smitten4u like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 2:20 AM (13 hours ago)
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Even though NN updated the mobile version, the same old problem of the comment box disappearing still happens.........
exactly. Add to it for sure! New features are always appreciated but change without improved functionality is just spinning your wheels in a snow drift
(13 hours ago)
We can't reproduce the comment problem, seems only a few people affected. Please PM me a video of it happening if you can
(12 hours ago)
@juicy - there are no new features per se, what we have down is just supported a left hand menu on the mobile versions for people on larger screens. Also moved mobile menu to bottom left.
(12 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
bottom right I mean
(12 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
And the 3 dots, gives access to forums. Someone else couldn't find that per a different status which I couldn't access to comment.
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:42 AM (9 hours ago)
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It’s days like these where I dream of a lovely older woman getting her smooth soft hands around my throbbing hard cock and giving me a handjob. I really crave it…..
McPhallus likes this
My wife gives amazing handjobs.
(5 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 5:18 AM (10 hours ago)
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Almost 2000 profile views, and it's only been 4.5 years
Tres Bon !
(9 hours ago)
Congrats Captain!
(8 hours ago)
👍
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:26 AM (1 day ago)
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We have updated what we used to call the "mobile" site today. It is now not just for mobiles, but for tablets and desktops too. If you prefer the older style site, be sure to include "www" in the URL
I’m not getting notifications for status comments. They are there if I open the list, but the notification number doesn’t change from 0 before hand.
(19 hours ago)
Finally my pm reply is working.
(18 hours ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Love the update, thanks NN smile
(18 hours ago)
Mellie, same here, it only changes when I click on it.
(17 hours ago)
I'm not seeing how to get to the blogs
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 4:59 PM (23 hours ago)
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Lonely
Lonely is the night.....When you find yourself alone......Your demons come to light.....And your mind is not your own............
(14 hours ago)
I just read you "about me" on your profile and can fully understand why you're lonely. eek
(9 hours ago)
flitterbee and McPhallus like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 4:22 AM (11 hours ago)
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Mymymy I am so absolutely happy to have a platform like this. One where everyone can be as they are most comfortable their most wildest most whatever self of themselves it's like if Jerry Springer was
still alive?
(9 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 4:49 AM (11 hours ago)
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😐 Bored. Who is gonna entertain me with some Tit pics and a nasty chat convo? 😏
I can swear like a sailor and I've got tits
(11 hours ago)
bugguy905 likes this