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Mon, 22-Apr-24 8:53 PM (9 hours ago)
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can I get a cloning machine please.. STAT.. haha
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
Well, as Amazon are up to cloning and robots,they might not want to share the tech. Perhaps try ebay...smile
(8 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Nah, stay away from second hand cloning equipment. Knew this guy that bought used and turned himself into a fly. Not a denim fly either.
(6 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Just get a 3D printer.
(4 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Clone a willy used to be a thing. Very few worked the way they were supposed to
(4 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wonders whats being cloned!
(5 minutes ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 3:53 AM (2 hours ago)
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I was watching some YouTube and they have come out with the weirdest thing...pickle cookies vomit
McPhallus and Fbvines like this
Step away from the recipes, don't do that, you don't need to go there. Are you ok?
(28 minutes ago)
Ummm I would never make crap like that,banana bread in the oven atm...hi Fb xxx
(6 minutes ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 5:14 AM (56 minutes ago)
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Well if the Mods have taught me anything, it's hidden hard on should be whipped out.
Mon, 22-Apr-24 11:32 PM (6 hours ago)
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"Cruisin down the street in my six-fo"
Sorry I missed you,hey sexy jimbo 💋 😘
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 1:40 AM (4 hours ago)
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There are 2 people in every relationship: #1 OK, I have our passports and boarding passes. #2 Where are we going again?
gpflem and tugking70 like this
I'm the "Where are we going again"............
(3 hours ago)
Why am I not surprised? laugh
(3 hours ago)
The first one,hey JG smile
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 9:04 PM (9 hours ago)
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Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?
McPhallus likes this
Hawaii. The big island.
(6 hours ago)
Dunno. I've been all over the world but the most beautiful would be Tasmania or Flinders Ranges.
(5 hours ago)
paul, I consider myself fairly knowledgeable in geogrphy and I've never heard of any of those places except for the Sahara.
(4 hours ago)
Kanopolis reservoir, up in the Marsh, right where the Smoky feeds it.... Some of the most gorgeous sun sets I've ever witnessed......
(3 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Hawaii...all the islands are wonderful but Kauai is the most lush and beautiful!
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 1:14 AM (4 hours ago)
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My passport expired today. Not sure when I might bother renewing it
It used to be that a US citizen didn't need a passport to enter Canada or Mexico. I have a pile of expired passports from the days when it used to be fun to travel. :/
(4 hours ago)
9/11 changed that. we used to cross the border when we were bored
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Was on the eastern end of Lake Ontario , Napanee, last August .... Canada was so much nicer , clean roadways .. All around great 3 days
(4 hours ago)
juicy likes this
I ave fond memories of skinny dipping in the quarry in Nap!
(4 hours ago)
Yes, of course, ju. I found that out 3 days before a trip to Mexico when I had to pay through the nose to get overnight passport service.
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 2:19 AM (3 hours ago)
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The world is full of wondrous things, it's true But they wouldn't have much meaning without you
tugking70 and Jersey__Girl like this
Some quiet evening I sit by your side...And we're lost in a world of our own......I feel the glow of your unspoken love.....I'm aware of the treasure that I own.....................
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 7:36 PM (10 hours ago)
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What form of self expression,have you yet to explore?
Ohioman_1979 likes this
I’m a visual artist, but I’m no chef. It’d be fun to have “my” dish of something to offer.
(10 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
i've always wanted to dress up goth, hopefully one day
(10 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I wish I could dance. I have zero coordination or rhythm.
(9 hours ago)
Not sure I know what you mean.
(9 hours ago)
Karaoke. Yes, really.
(4 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Jan-24 10:19 AM (88 days ago)
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First time back on in 10+ years, time to see what I’ve missed 😄
SashaDoll likes this
I dunno, plenty I didn’t see back then 😄
(4 hours ago)
A good time has been had by all!
(4 hours ago)
Dicko23 likes this
Too right, been having a good time daily since coming back haha
(4 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
What took you so long?
(4 hours ago)
Dicko23 likes this
No idea, least I didn’t leave completely 😄
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl and NN like this
Mon, 22-Apr-24 8:47 PM (9 hours ago)
tip
Should I post more pics?
You could always post more bum shots.. and of course.. dick hanging out of a pair of jeans
(9 hours ago)
If you enjoy it, absolutely
(8 hours ago)
If it's just going to be a pic of your dick that will look the same as the others, then no. If it's something different, then yes
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 12:48 AM (1 day ago)
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What concerts/music festivals have you been to?
Oh, way too many. Most recently I saw Judas Priest and they were very good.
(12 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I'm in the way too many camp. Last big fest was Reggae Rise Up (Florida) "22". I've been to lots of smaller venue events since. I doubt very many would be recognized here.
(10 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Festivals = many Ozzfests ...Concerts = way too many to remember them all! Some of my favorites.. Tool, Static X, Korn, Breaking Benjamin, Metallica, Ozzy, Kittie, OTEP, Marilyn Manson....etc.
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Best one would be Deep Purple. "Perfect Strangers" tour '1985
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Alan, I seen that tour at the Coliseum in Ohio, back to back nights. Great album and show!
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 1:52 AM (1 day ago)
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For the past 2 hours I have been watching a canoe paddle the French River. I cannot wait for camping season!
What. You're sitting on the bank of the river looking at a small boat go round and round in circles for hours on end?
(23 hours ago)
Weirdo 😝😝
(23 hours ago)
There is no camping season for me, I like to backpack year round! Just came back from a trip this past weekend.
(19 hours ago)
My other half never in a million years go camping. Nothing less for her than at least a half decent hotel but on holiday at least a 4 star
(7 hours ago)
I'm heading out Friday afternoon for a quick weekend camping trip...
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 9:24 PM (8 hours ago)
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Ok so now we went from just a cold to astma, to a whooping cough. Either way, sucks!
😘
(8 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
I'm pretty wiped out, so sleep time it is. Good night sweetheart, talk soon!
(8 hours ago)
❤️
(8 hours ago)
but the offer still stands 😉 xxx
(8 hours ago)
Goodnight 😘
(8 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 12:54 PM (17 hours ago)
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Went to the gym today with no boxers on. There was something very exciting about knowing my dick was flapping around in my shorts while running on the treadmill. I could see a couple of the older ladi
….. lads, the plural of lad is lads.
(10 hours ago)
HAHAHA MrsT
(9 hours ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
Might just be my favourite thing I’ve ever seen on status
(9 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Ladies point and laugh at me.
(9 hours ago)
MrsTrellis and McPhallus like this
do they laugh.. or chuckle?
(9 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 7:49 PM (10 hours ago)
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Still pondering. It's that one shot to get everything in your head, sorted, focused, and down in bits and bytes. Time for a spin.
weeeeeeee
(10 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
They never turn out they way they look in my head.
(9 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 22-Apr-24 7:32 PM (10 hours ago)
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I am going to be bad tonight smile
only tonight?
(10 hours ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
I’m away to my scratcher soon too.
(9 hours ago)
What, like break the law, get arrested and go to jail?
(9 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Mon, 22-Apr-24 3:43 PM (14 hours ago)
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What's one of your favorite parts of being her,one of mine is making pics go to Insanely Hot.
Oh Raven.. been a while buddy.. How are ya?
(10 hours ago)
Alway good to be aroud in here smile..Hope your fine and happy x smile
(10 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Come on smitt get it up.
(10 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
no complaints smile
(10 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Yeah, thanks for that 😉
(9 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 21-Apr-24 5:41 PM (1 day ago)
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In your opinion.. what does it mean to be good in bed?
surfybum likes this
Yup, compatibility. Doesn’t really matter how ‘good’ anyone is, unless you’re compatible, it’s not going to work.
(10 hours ago)
^Same as Mrs T. We've had our share in the lifestyle and neither of us has ever been satisfied they way we satisfy each other. We've concluded that nobody ever will which gives us strength as a couple
(10 hours ago)
the only bad lover is the one not willing to teach or learn from a partner (in my opinion)
(10 hours ago)
Hi Arti, and that comes from communication. Which is lacking in too many relationships. Talk to each other people!
(10 hours ago)
This is so true!!
(10 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Sun, 21-Apr-24 8:43 PM (1 day ago)
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They always start out with pics of her and then the male pic comes in with a stupid caption like "my man's huge veiny cock".
Most women don’t even want dick pics, let alone sh
(15 hours ago)
Share them and brag on said dick
(15 hours ago)
It cold here, titles his little acorn and his cute squirrel.
(15 hours ago)
Mr_Vein and smitten4u like this
Guilty of posting pics of myself, usually include face and whole body.
(11 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Surfy, you're doing it right. We're referring to those less than honest accounts. You know the ones that are talking from a female point of view but it's obvious it's a fucking guy.
(10 hours ago)
hornyfukcer, Mr_Vein and surfybum like this
Sun, 21-Apr-24 10:04 PM (1 day ago)
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April 22nd, one year ago today my mom saw her doctor for not feeling well. He told her it was menopause and her medication. 8 days later she was dead 💔
Fbvines and surfybum like this
*hug*
(17 hours ago)
Hugs xox
(16 hours ago)
Quiet hugs.
(13 hours ago)
Adds his hugs to pile already here.
(12 hours ago)
Mine took only 5 days. Keep your friends close. Keep your family closer. Cherish each day like it's your last!
(11 hours ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-24 8:00 PM (22 days ago)
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Who wants to fuck like bunnies and put their candy in my basket?
I sure do...I need to move back to Germany and quick!
(11 days ago)
thetittycat likes this
I would love to!
(10 days ago)
thetittycat likes this
I would like with you fuck like a wild rabbit so that you can daily enjoy the eggs from my "pouch"... and not only on Easter
(22 hours ago)
YES PLEASE! 🤤
(16 hours ago)
What Man could say No ? ? ? redeyes
(12 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 5:17 PM (12 hours ago)
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NN is certainly a lot of fun, enjoying myself while posting! Thanks all!
hornyfukcer, Lucy68 and MellieK like this
Mon, 22-Apr-24 4:13 PM (13 hours ago)
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If the prostitute dies while you're fucking her, don't worry. You'll get the second hour for free! 😝😝
Adele - you’ll be delighted that this was movie view fucking with me! 😉
(13 hours ago)
^^^^this is funny because it almost goes with the status 😆
(13 hours ago)
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
*mobile view
(13 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
I think u r missing a pic or 2 of hornyfukcer's MrsRC xxx
(13 hours ago)
thats cold
(13 hours ago)
McPhallus and theroyalcouple like this
Mon, 22-Apr-24 12:31 PM (17 hours ago)
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What do you do to start the week off right?
Can't think 🤔 of anything but wanted to say hismile
(14 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
Nothing. Doesn't matter what you do. Could be dead within the hour.
(13 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
Coffee. Lots of coffee.
(13 hours ago)
BryanP47 and Rick12111 like this
I talk to the one of the sexiest women on nn
(13 hours ago)
And tell her the optician cancelled again.
(13 hours ago)
Rick12111 and BryanP47 like this
   
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