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Fri, 5-Apr-24 12:47 PM (13 days ago)
I’m gonna record new videos and take new pics this weekend ;3 so if anyone has any requests, lmk!
Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:57 PM (16 hours ago)
I'm not a a fan of most celebrities, but I wish Robin Williams was still alive. ✌🏼
I absolutely love that man 😭 always made me laugh
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 3:16 PM (11 days ago)
I've been wanting a new audio receiver, amp and new speakers for too many yrs. Today is finally the day. Can't wait to get home and hook up the new gear. Music makes the world go around! 🔊🔊
I was definitely impressed with it at the store. Didn't get it set up yesterday, it'll have to be finished after work today.
(10 days ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-24 4:59 PM (11 days ago)
Actually feels like spring in the UK. Good bye miserable winter!
It's a sunny low humidity 80 degree here today. Days like these are hard to beat! 🌞
(11 days ago)
As we are in the uk, Sarah, we still has the April Showers to go..With luck, early summer will come in May...
(11 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Tue, 16-Apr-24 9:45 AM (2 days ago)
Getting back into the swing of things I gotta show some luv 💗 
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Thu, 4-Apr-24 11:26 PM (13 days ago)
Long day, after work we put on mellow music 🎶, fixed our heads 💨, a little body paint therapy 🖌️, then a nice dinner. Peace to you all tonight!
Wed, 10-Apr-24 8:48 PM (7 days ago)
Thank you for the warm welcome back!! My mindset is so much better to be posting here again 🥰
I have found it easiest to just not leave.
(7 days ago)
Wed, 10-Apr-24 7:29 AM (8 days ago)
Good morning sexy people! Hope you all have a safe and sexy day!
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM (1 day ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
twice as much!
Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:23 AM (6 days ago)
Well, I listened to juicy and now the PT and I are best friends. Hiya, everyone. 
... i know i wasn't when i didn't have my hip replaced 
Sun, 7-Apr-24 4:33 PM (11 days ago)
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.
Mon, 15-Apr-24 6:21 PM (2 days ago)
I finally got my big dildo all the way in my ass. I'm so proud😄
Tue, 16-Apr-24 12:54 PM (2 days ago)
Phone sex seems so hot in the movies... shame it's so mundane in reality.
I can't get my dick into the tiny holes in the phone handset no matter how much lube I use. I can't tell you how phones I've ruined trying that!
(1 day ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 10:18 AM (3 days ago)
I named my toilet "Jim" in stead of "John" Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim at least once a day! 
Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:46 AM (4 days ago)
Good morning pervs and pervettes! Time to make the donuts, have a great day!
One of the perks of my job 
(3 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 11:26 AM (7 days ago)
My wife told me her password is: MickeyMinnieGoffyDonaldPlotoHueyLouieDeweyDublin...because sheh was told her password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital. 
Sun, 7-Apr-24 10:36 AM (11 days ago)
i asked my wife why she married me. She said "because your are funny." I said I thought it was because i was good in bed." she said "See, you're hilarious!"
Thu, 4-Apr-24 10:23 PM (13 days ago)
Gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs Gonna use my style, gonna use my sidestep Gonna use my fingers, gonna use my Imagination
Dick and Pic rhyme for a reason, it cannot be escaped. Embrace it, for it is fate ……
(9 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
And if the dick pic happens to be accompanied by a topless man in jeans.. who am I to complain..
(9 hours ago)
Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:17 AM (1 day ago)
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. When I got him home he made a bolt for the door!
Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:01 PM (3 days ago)
There are good days and there are great days. Today was great, thank you.
*thought
(3 days ago)
My shoulder is feeling much better though! Doesn’t want the honeymoon period massages to come to an end 🤞🏻🤞🏻
(3 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 12:57 PM (4 days ago)
It's a "grab a fist full of hair and doggy me" kinda day 😏😈
Lmao Wod I'm kinky like that
(4 days ago)
My cellphone camera was constantly trying to adjust the exposure. The blinking light moving down to the left was just a plane flying by. The (almost) steady light to the left was Jupiter and the
(5 days ago)
I now have a Wilcox playlist on the go
(5 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 2:43 AM (7 days ago)
I'm back BISHES 🤣 Did you miss me? I explained everything in a new blog post and I will post some new stuff soon! Oh and I see while I was gone I won the Jiggling Butts competition WOO HOO 😁
Wish I looked like you. Should drop hiw your boobs are perfect and what your workout routine is.
(6 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 4:19 PM (8 days ago)
Hi Guys, if you are not premium now is the time!! Support this place and get way more functionality and good vibes!
Fucking typos and autocorrect. If I’d WON….
(7 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 6:52 PM (10 days ago)
My weekends are utterly awesome these days, but Sunday nights to Friday suck big sweaty balls. And that’s not a good thing - just to be clear 😂
They’re less crepey though NBI… and Raven this is true!
(8 days ago)
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Sat, 13-Apr-24 8:15 PM (4 days ago)
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Herm Albright
Fri, 12-Apr-24 8:40 PM (5 days ago)
I hope I get to see her tonight. Maybe say hello, or just catch her eye..maybe she’ll be at the show tonight.
But the genuine people more than make up for all that.
(5 days ago)
Fri, 12-Apr-24 8:29 PM (5 days ago)
Chocolate covered pretzels, bourbon, fuckin. In no particular order or kinda at the same time. What a great combination.
So pleased your back, looking forward to seeing more of your gorgeous photos x
(5 days ago)
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Fri, 12-Apr-24 10:36 AM (6 days ago)
I tried to remarry my ex-wife but she figured out I was only after my money. 
Wed, 10-Apr-24 9:39 PM (7 days ago)
Sometimes a few months can feel like years - and I mean that in a good way
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:03 AM (8 days ago)
so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?" And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode