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Bragging post......my penis is currently swollen to 50% bigger than normal.......my wife likes the new me......sadly it's also black and blue, and my groin area is so tender that I won't let her near.
I went to a disco last night, they played the twist so I did the twist, they played the locomotion so I did the locomotion, they played come on Eileen, I got kicked out...
Ordered loads of stuff from the builders merchants yesterday before they closed as I was expecting to get furloughed for eight weeks...........got told today that I'm being kept at work...........doh
My wife told me than women are so much better at multi-tasking than men.........So I told her to sit down and shut up.........she couldn't do either!!!!!
That was a facebook funny that I copied and reposted, my wife laughed at the sit down and shut up, but picked up that the original said girlfriend rather than wife.......so I modified it this time!!
Oh sh*t what have I forgotten? Wife just called and said get ready I'm taking you out.......it's not my birthday, not her birthday, not our wedding anniversary, not the anniversary of us meeting.....
Hi everyone, finished work for the week and thought I'd pop in to see what's going on. Not bored (don't have time to be) or horny (maybe later if I find some fakes with really good web pics )
Got myself in trouble with the missus last night, she came in waving her left arm around and pointing to it with her right hand saying "my arm's not right!" I just couldn't resist......
Gotta, unfortunately I doubt it, I'm sure I would've recognised someone as hot as you, I do take my eyes off the screen and look around occasionally...
This adulting lark is so time consuming, yesterday was my first visit to NN this week and that only lasted ten minutes...............I must do better today !!
So, I guess my 1 hour or so is a little too much!?! Gotta keep busy doing something... looking at naked bodies, having some stimulating conversations... I'm doing pretty well.
Don't know which joint exactly Wendy, but it was refered to by the management as pork. Apparently she wants something other than sausage when she gets home!
Hi folks, fed up with getting cold out in the garage so you have my attention for the next couple of hours while I pretent to trawl the internet for bike parts....
Proud husband moment, my wife has just completed our local half marathon and raised over £1200 for a breast cancer care charity. Not bad for 56 years old