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PiscesLoverVT's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Mar-24 12:03 AM (3 days ago)
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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have now started asking humans to prove they are not a robot.
Deckard is going to figure that out for us
(2 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
DO NOT QUESTION OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS!
(2 days ago)
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Thu, 14-Mar-24 1:52 PM (14 days ago)
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Happy Pi (pie) day smile
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Mon, 2-May-22 1:47 PM (1 year ago)
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, only if you want to do it twice.
Wed, 9-Mar-22 4:01 PM (2 years ago)
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I can see that you have lonely lips, so I would like them to meet mine
Good luck with that pick up line. smile
(2 years ago)
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Tue, 15-Feb-22 3:14 PM (2 years ago)
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My therapist told me I need to take the time to find myself. Took me all of 5 minutes. There was a mirror in the bathroom. Who's the smart one now Doc?
Artistic, shy28boy and MissAshlee like this
Think of the student loan money you saved!!
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 14-Feb-22 2:36 PM (2 years ago)
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Figured out why woman love serial killer documentaries so much. They’re about men who are dedicated, they have a plan, and are full of surprises.
You've lost me...
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
LOL
(2 years ago)
Like the status but hate any kind of documentarywink
(2 years ago)
Thu, 6-Jan-22 2:24 PM (2 years ago)
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Do you believe in the “here after?” Then you know what I’m here after.
shy28boy likes this
Wed, 29-Sep-21 1:21 PM (2 years ago)
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I use my hand when I think about you wink
shy28boy likes this
I’m flattered but I’d sooner you thought of someone else🙄
(2 years ago)
PApda and Artistic like this
even when wiping? ugh!
(2 years ago)
Mon, 26-Jul-21 1:10 PM (2 years ago)
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Well it's July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now.
Fordsled, Mr_Vein and tugking70 like this
Halloween stuff is out now!
(2 years ago)
PiscesLoverVT likes this
I have seen that too!
(2 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jan-21 4:50 PM (3 years ago)
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Elevator music bothers me on many levels
Fri, 22-Jan-21 9:03 PM (3 years ago)
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Out of all my body parts, my eyeballs are in the best shape because I roll them like 300 times a day...
oh thats a great status
(3 years ago)
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Thank you Artistic
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 10-Nov-20 6:46 PM (3 years ago)
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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
ronno1 likes this
Tue, 13-Oct-20 2:15 PM (3 years ago)
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My gardening skills improved since the quarantine. I planted myself on the sofa in April and have grown bigger ever since...
EmuLater likes this
Sofa so good then
(3 years ago)
There's a gag in there about couch potatoes, but I can't get my teeth into it..
(3 years ago)
Tue, 6-Oct-20 2:28 PM (3 years ago)
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Was at a pumpkin farm over the weekend that has 800 activities for kids & zero alcohol for parents. 2020 hell continues!?
bigbrenda and MrsTrellis like this
Did they have pie?
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Yikes! Start carrying an emergency flask!
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 2-Oct-20 5:14 PM (3 years ago)
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I just spilled my protein shake all over myself and all I’m saying is a donut would never do this to me.
Well, on this site I'm not exactly sure what is meant by "Protien shake...." scared gagged
(3 years ago)
LOL blue sometimes an apple is,,,, just an apple
(3 years ago)
LOL we may need a category of Ladies posing with their female felines Arti wink smile
(3 years ago)
And that brings to mind....."If she has an apple......she probably has a banana LOL (all in fun ya'll)
(3 years ago)
naa not into nudes+pets, ill keep dressed for those
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Thu, 1-Oct-20 11:44 AM (3 years ago)
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Good morning. May your coffee kick in before reality does.
metalwork and tryneting like this
Wed, 30-Sep-20 2:44 PM (3 years ago)
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Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy?
I love seeing a lone driver with a mask on. Hilarious.
(3 years ago)
nope but i bring one with me just in case, i dont believe in them, China has been wearing them for years
(3 years ago)
No but that made me laugh really hard,thank you I needed that,hey nineincherLOL
(3 years ago)
Nope because then the germs on the mask would be all over my hands tongue
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
As soon as i leave the store in my case.
(3 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-20 3:11 PM (3 years ago)
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I got carded at the liquor store last night. While getting my ID out, my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
Tell us about the liquor.
(3 years ago)
Artistic and bluebayour6 like this
Mon, 28-Sep-20 1:07 PM (3 years ago)
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I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. Not gonna get me again!
Fri, 25-Sep-20 2:12 PM (3 years ago)
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I prefer my kale with a silent "K"
Thu, 24-Sep-20 12:59 PM (3 years ago)
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You can say "Have a nice day!" with no problem but you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours." without sounding mildly threatening.
Made me LOL HI Nineinchersmile
(3 years ago)
PiscesLoverVT likes this
Semantics. Words are funny.
(3 years ago)
Hi Adele, glad to elicit a smile smile
(3 years ago)
Wed, 23-Sep-20 1:42 PM (3 years ago)
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my son is staying home for his first semester of college so i’m gonna puke in his shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so he can get the true freshman year dorm experience
bugguy905, Mr_Vein and whipman-uk like this
And all beverages after 6pm must be consumed through a beer bong funnel.
(3 years ago)
Fri, 18-Sep-20 3:55 PM (3 years ago)
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My girlfriend wants to make a cauliflower pizza crust so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new girlfriend...
Don’t knock it til you tried. Wait, what are we talking about?
(3 years ago)
mmmmmmmmm love cauliflower
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
me too, in cheese sauce or in a bhaji......
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Fri, 20-Jul-18 1:49 AM (5 years ago)
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I just apologized to a chair for walking into it. Let's focus on my manners before you judge my sobriety
I was thinking the same Juicy
(5 years ago)
juicy likes this
If you can spell sobriety then you’re fine. I’m sure the chair appreciates your apology.
(5 years ago)
lol TexAngel I must be doing alright then
(5 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Hi Juicy. I'm part french Canadian and am close to the border as well, that's where the apologies come from for sure. smile
(5 years ago)
juicy likes this
well that is cool nine (writing with my thick french canadian accent)
(5 years ago)
Tue, 17-Jul-18 12:56 PM (5 years ago)
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Back from a little hiatus. Look at all the sexy people! Have a great day!
omg ur cute! hiya smile
(5 years ago)
PiscesLoverVT likes this
Great profile pic and gallerysmile
(5 years ago)
PiscesLoverVT likes this
Reminded me of Eleanor Rigby!
(5 years ago)
Thank you all, very kind and hello ??
(5 years ago)
shaqila likes this
How are you?
(5 years ago)
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