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Only takes one sometimes! One bad apple as the expression goes.
(25 days ago)
uhuh uhuh and hopefully it cant breed nor replicate or cell divide 
(25 days ago)
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See with the separated all caps i totally went Bay City Rollers on this one...
(27 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Mar-24 10:35 PM (35 days ago)
Kinda feels like a good time to ice the knee and take a nap...maybe 🤷🏻♀️
Usually it's Thank Goodness It's Friday...but after my week, it's Thank Fuck It's Friday
(42 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jan-24 7:47 PM (89 days ago)
The old adage is "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!" *Keeps my mouth shut*
I really have nothing to say...and if I did, it probably wouldn't be nice 🤷🏻♀️
(89 days ago)
Nah, don't believe that shit. If someone needs to hear something that might upset them then it's for a reason. Let them know all about it otherwise it'll keep happening.
(89 days ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-23 6:35 AM (125 days ago)
2 weeks without hot water, new water heater tomorrow...yay! 😵💫
Well that's a luxury many don't have,no showers in grocery stores lol
(124 days ago)
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Well, I'm glad you're no longer in hot water, nbi.
(124 days ago)
Sun, 26-Nov-23 10:48 PM (145 days ago)
What to make for dinner.... sometimes I really hate figuring out what to make...
Wife is laid up with a new hip a few days ago, cooking duties continue to fall to me. Haven’t killed us yet! 😂 Made some awesome broth from turkeys and made soup. Yum! With jalapeño cornbread!
(145 days ago)
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Sat, 11-Nov-23 2:16 AM (161 days ago)
When you post something that leaves people wondering....just say it or don't say it....kinda irritating 🙄
Tue, 31-Oct-23 12:25 AM (172 days ago)
Skinna ma rinky dinky dink, skinna ma rinky do....I love you.
Sun, 22-Oct-23 4:10 PM (180 days ago)
I'm more tired now than when I had to get up at 7am...but it's Sunday and there are chores that need to be done, so I guess there's no better time than the present! Sadly I will have to put pants on t
Sun, 22-Oct-23 12:08 PM (181 days ago)
I just love having a pinched nerve to wake me up early 😞👎
Sun, 22-Oct-23 3:32 AM (181 days ago)
I was gonna say something, then my train of thought took a wrong turn 🤷🏻♀️
haha yeah i just had to think a minute
(181 days ago)
My conductor is often asleep at the switch for sure.
(181 days ago)
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A chug a chug chug .....toot toot hey nbi 👋
(181 days ago)
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Just keep saying, “I think I can, I think I can…” 😂😂
(181 days ago)
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Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:24 AM (182 days ago)
Sometimes I find it super cute when my cats are sleeping and you catch their legs twitch as they're dreaming ❤️
OMG this phone! Heya AGR...hey Mitch... Super sweet Mr V 🥰
(182 days ago)
Our dogs paws would twitch, I’d say they were dreaming of chasing bunnies.
(182 days ago)
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Im so old I remember an abacus being the whiz bang gadget
(182 days ago)
Sorry. I accidentally turned the internet off.
(182 days ago)
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They keep inventing new ways to fuck up. Good luck with it! Hopefully our Robot Overlords will be kind. 😆
(182 days ago)
I'm riding my unicycle uptown, right now, to get a Dr Pepper............
(185 days ago)
Sun, 8-Oct-23 6:40 PM (194 days ago)
Hawaiian pizza....if you like it, try this, if not, move along 🤷🏻♀️ instead of red sauce, try it with BBQ sauce! It's a game changer!
Wed, 30-Aug-23 11:34 PM (233 days ago)
Does thew comment box glitch for anyone else? Like one minute I can comment and the next time I try, no box appears 🤷🏻♀️
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