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mrjimm's Recent Statuses
Wed, 13-Mar-24 12:42 PM (14 days ago)
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currently accepting birthday boobs, noodles and well wishes. 😉
LittleSarah and SpiritWolf68 like this
no Mellie, those are the most amazing Birthday Boobs I've seen. lol
(14 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Happy Birthday 🥳 x
(14 days ago)
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Happy Birthday mrjimm
(14 days ago)
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Happy birthday sexy friend and yes she does have amazing ones 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊
(14 days ago)
MellieK and mrjimm like this
Thinks it is a bit weird, but gets his boobs out anyway.🤷🏼
(14 days ago)
smitten4u and LittleSarah like this
Tue, 5-Mar-24 9:58 PM (22 days ago)
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is this a new thing for non premium? I can't comment on any statuses now.
tugking70 likes this
mobile?
(22 days ago)
Tue, 27-Feb-24 1:55 PM (29 days ago)
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oof, my brain is swimming with exceptionally dirty thoughts today. that's a good thing.
AdeleGingerRaine and McPhallus like this
That’s me every day!
(29 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Damn,I keep missing you sexy 💋 😘
(29 days ago)
mrjimm likes this
AGR, you contribute to my dirty thoughts
(28 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Instead of the normal abundance of "dirty" thoughts? There's no cure, only therapy.
(28 days ago)
Wed, 20-Dec-23 12:22 AM (99 days ago)
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oh jeez.... I've got the cold from hell. ugh. I want this gone.
Get scotch😁
(99 days ago)
mrjimm likes this
If it is the same as the one I just had it is only really bad for 3 days but it does linger
(99 days ago)
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Wed, 29-Nov-23 1:48 PM (119 days ago)
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been busy. good busy lately. good to be "unbusy" now, though.
Thu, 9-Nov-23 1:36 AM (140 days ago)
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it's a TV night. what should I watch?
Yes JG, can you tell me what network and time of airing?
(140 days ago)
Morning Show is on AppleTV, Gilded Age and Killing Eve are on Prime. I also like Virgin River and Sex Education on Netflix
(140 days ago)
tugking70 likes this
The Peanut Butter Falcon
(140 days ago)
Watched Peanut Buutter Falcon a few months ago, and a great film, on flipside watched Ghostbusters Afterlife at halloween and not so good👻👻
(140 days ago)
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Shrek!
(139 days ago)
bimarriedbottom and mrjimm like this
Thu, 2-Nov-23 12:32 PM (146 days ago)
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attitudes, make or break attractiveness.
A blonde bitch wiv big titties an a verjina is still a bitch love
(146 days ago)
mrjimm and bugguy905 like this
Spot on!
(146 days ago)
Artistic and mrjimm like this
So completely true...hey sexy,,,,missing your presence here
(146 days ago)
smitten4u and mrjimm like this
Thanks hun, I've checked in but haven't had much time to socialize.
(146 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and mrjimm like this
Carol Burnette applies to this for me, and Betty White!
(146 days ago)
Mon, 9-Oct-23 3:07 PM (170 days ago)
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ever feel like you're starving, but can't, for the life of you, decide what will be best satisfy? I'm like that here, today.
Mr_Vein likes this
Mon, 25-Sep-23 9:49 PM (184 days ago)
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in New News!!! I see Adele back! I've missed her
Hi sexy laph xxx
(184 days ago)
Laphroaigh and mrjimm like this
Hi cuddle buddy xxx
(184 days ago)
ksaint and mrjimm like this
Hi AGR! Can you tell we are excited to see you?
(184 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thank you 💋
(184 days ago)
ksaint and mrjimm like this
Hurray!
(184 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 24-Aug-23 5:46 AM (217 days ago)
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had a nice visit in chat cut the first time in a couple years. I usually just watch people be creepy at each other, but I actually engaged tonight.
Fbvines likes this
*for* the first...
(217 days ago)
lol yeah chat is all over the place.
(217 days ago)
mrjimm likes this
Mon, 31-Jul-23 11:27 PM (240 days ago)
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busy busy busy these days. good and bad.
Heya
(240 days ago)
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Wed, 12-Jul-23 5:10 AM (260 days ago)
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aaaghhh.... I'm in a hotel on a work trip, with no nudles to watch videos and no premium.... wish I was in a position to change that. lol
first world problems. haha
(260 days ago)
Awesome_Tits and ZippyMilf like this
Captain's trivia quiz on Thursday at 11pm CET. Was told to use cities, so the same time as: Kissing, Petting, Fucking and Wedding. One month premium for the winner
(259 days ago)
ZippyMilf, mrjimm and smitten4u like this
a credit or debit card may help...
(259 days ago)
Fri, 21-Apr-23 1:36 PM (341 days ago)
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I just added a blog. if you read it, I hope it takes you back to a place in your past and your able to identify.
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
**you're**
(341 days ago)
You should really give it a read and add any memories it may have elicited,I know I did....hey sexy friend,great read,very sensuous... 💋 😘
(341 days ago)
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Wed, 22-Mar-23 11:38 PM (1 year ago)
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jump day and it's extra humpy
ugh. way to start a post with a typo. lol. *hump day*
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and tugking70 like this
typos happen, lol, happy hump day!
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
I get up and nothin' gets me down...You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around...And I know, baby, just how you feel...You got to ro-o-oll with the punches and get to what's real............
(1 year ago)
juicy and smitten4u like this
Ah, might as well jump..... Might as well jump...Go ahead and jump.....Go ahead and jump..............
(1 year ago)
juicy and smitten4u like this
lol
(1 year ago)
Mon, 13-Mar-23 1:08 PM (1 year ago)
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it's a great day. it's the birthdays of both myself and my best newbie nude friend AdelGingerRaine. send her hugs please
Happy bidet to you both!
(1 year ago)
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Happy Birthday!
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
I wish you both a happy birthday, again.
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
I’m having a drink, just for you 😉🥂
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
Happy Birthday, you two! smile
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 2-Mar-23 3:47 AM (1 year ago)
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I've been kinda sparse these days. what have I missed?
Nanio likes this
Sat, 11-Feb-23 5:57 AM (1 year ago)
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it's Friday night and I'm here and ready to go to sleep. lol. God I'm lame. hahaha
Wed, 8-Feb-23 4:45 AM (1 year ago)
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When your golden cage is empty, and you've made your great escape. They can do what they want with your flesh and your bones, but your soul they cannot take
MissAshlee and bluebayour6 like this
Well the joke is on them since I don’t have a soul! HA!
(1 year ago)
Mr far2shy and mrjimm like this
Your golden hair is black...Your jeans are tight but your hyde is slack...blame it on the apple tree but you don't fool me...
(1 year ago)
Sun, 29-Jan-23 9:21 PM (1 year ago)
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kinda hoping to skip February and go right into March. ooo, it's so cold here.
Saturnfinger1, smitten4u and juicy like this
I've been called camp many times. comp is new!
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and juicy like this
Welcome to the future comp!
(1 year ago)
You could be campy in a comp if you choose to enter the new competition grin
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Whats your Friday look like,says it is going to be -13 here,night -20
(1 year ago)
Nah uh MrJimm, we isn’t giving up summer without a fight 🥊😂😂
(1 year ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-23 5:17 AM (1 year ago)
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I'm not bored, I'm only mildly horny and I'm not new here. but, hey I am completely boring and my memory is bad enough to seem new to the site.
bluebayour6 likes this
Thu, 26-Jan-23 4:02 PM (1 year ago)
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blue vein throbber, to me, is the funniest name for dick. and for me, ham wallet is the funniest name for pussy. what names of these things make you laugh?
shy28boy likes this
Tallywhacker and wedding tackle always made me smile
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
Tue, 24-Jan-23 3:12 AM (1 year ago)
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anyone want to buy my can opener? it works especially well with cans of worms. I don't want it anymore. lol
...Instead of children (ie,under 18 having to prove thier age. Whats happened is that people over 18 now need to prove that they are not under age.
(1 year ago)
It's the opposite way of age verification such as smoking and drinking for example.
(1 year ago)
Hello again sexy jimmsmile
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
I've said it before. If a woman's face is posted, there should be yellow shield verification to show she is aware and consents to her pictures being here.
(1 year ago)
Because frankly, if a woman is happy having her face posted here, she would understand the necessity of this site protecting her from devious and dubious men posting her pics without her consent.
(1 year ago)
mrjimm and TopCat57 like this
Tue, 24-Jan-23 2:48 AM (1 year ago)
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look at that? my mind was changed through positive dialog. I do care of people are fakes in here now. thanks to those who answered
**if**
(1 year ago)
Hey,I can't see you to reach out lol
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
Tue, 24-Jan-23 2:25 AM (1 year ago)
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so this thing about fake profiles is kinda getting a little excessive. and I generally don't care.
...I mean if I were OK submitting my ID, I'd expect it to verify my intentions also. so..thorough check I mean.
(1 year ago)
ugghhh. I'm glad I don't have the mind of a criminal. cuz so many of these things seem foreign. basically I'm naive with the ways of cheating at this.
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe and ksaint like this
Not sure that this is relevent, but perhaps whats wrong with the whole matter is that...
(1 year ago)
...Instead of children (ie,under 18 having to prove thier age. Whats happened is that people over 18 now need to prove that they are not under age.
(1 year ago)
It's the opposite way of age verification such as smoking and drinking for example.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 21-Jan-23 5:02 AM (1 year ago)
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I'd love to be your ass checker Stick it up your ass I'm gonna be your lawnmower And cut your fucking grass
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