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littlehard's Recent Statuses
Sun, 21-Nov-21 12:47 PM (2 years ago)
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Earl had a baby Baby was her name He knew she was crazy Tiny was the same Down behind the shed Slaughtering the hog Slice it on the belly Feed it to the dog
rhinostool likes this
Oh? This is a song?! eek
(2 years ago)
Rob Zombie, I believe Gotta.......
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
No wonder I dont know it LOL
(2 years ago)
tugking70 likes this
Looked it up and they had the song in a video of House of 1000 corpses. ..as soon as I realized that I was out of there,hate those gross movies,song on it's own wasn't bad..hey little hard long time
(2 years ago)
No see,been a long while.smile
(2 years ago)
Sun, 7-Nov-21 12:22 PM (2 years ago)
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had the In-laws as house guests since Thursday. they are leaving today......we'll be naked before they leave the drive way
...to verify
(2 years ago)
oops, fat fingers, reply should be below!
(2 years ago)
Fri, 6-Aug-21 10:59 AM (2 years ago)
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sitting here wearing nothing but a cock ring
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Fri, 21-May-21 11:48 AM (2 years ago)
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hello weekend, i missed you
almostanything likes this
Fri, 7-May-21 1:02 PM (2 years ago)
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hoping to get some nude sunbathing time this weekend
kimberly_1229 likes this
Sun, 2-May-21 1:53 PM (2 years ago)
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we always seem to have company when I am at my horniest.
Why does company stop anything? wink
(2 years ago)
Tue, 23-Mar-21 11:43 AM (3 years ago)
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need more coffee...rum and kahlua
trouble2maker likes this
Sun, 17-Jan-21 12:02 AM (3 years ago)
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i wish i was sitting naked on beach with cooler full beer, and the sun shining down on me
What are the lemons for, Arti?
(3 years ago)
you need your daily dose of vitamin C lenny,,,lol a cuba libre should contain lemon
(3 years ago)
I thought lime was the thing in a Cuba libre but I guess lemon would work too.
(3 years ago)
but i cant eat lime,,,,scared
(3 years ago)
(lime used to be rare here i guess they just changed it to lemon)
(3 years ago)
Sun, 10-Jan-21 3:44 PM (3 years ago)
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kahlua. check. rum. check. coffee. check. Good Morning. hope everybody has a great lay.
Fri, 25-Dec-20 2:33 PM (3 years ago)
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Hope everybody has a safe and happy holiday season. Merry Christmas
Sat, 17-Oct-20 1:54 PM (3 years ago)
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couldn't decide between amaretto or kahlua in my coffee, so i did both
Sat, 19-Sep-20 5:20 PM (3 years ago)
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too horny to concentrate.
johnnyel and kimberly_1229 like this
My life story smile
(3 years ago)
Me too smile)
(3 years ago)
Sorry, what did you say?
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 23-Aug-20 12:34 PM (3 years ago)
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Good morning all you fine folks. hope you have a great day. and lets all love each other.
GottaBeMe likes this
Morning , you have a good day as well
(3 years ago)
littlehard likes this
Sat, 20-Jun-20 12:34 PM (3 years ago)
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after all the rain, i guess i'll sit and watch the grass grow.
I'll join you, right after the paint finishes drying.
(3 years ago)
littlehard likes this
Enjoysmile
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 15-Mar-20 1:38 PM (4 years ago)
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i can't believe how crazy people are acting. buying up all these supplies and food. the stores here look looted.
maraff, Mr_Vein, lip2lip and LOVEXXXPORN like this
The power of digital media
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
i guess some are that simple minded
(4 years ago)
Yes it is not the Virus that is a worry just the idiots getting it! - Tossers!
(4 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Our son works at Costco. They sold $27,000 in toilet paper in one day. A million dollars total sales in ONE DAY.
(4 years ago)
i'm the retail stores are enjoying the spike in sales. (sales comps next will suck though)
(4 years ago)
Fri, 6-Mar-20 1:14 PM (4 years ago)
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enjoy your day, enjoy yourself
Wed, 1-Jan-20 3:30 PM (4 years ago)
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raise a glass to conquerering new fears, expanding our knowledge, and helping our neighbors in 2020.
Sun, 24-Nov-19 3:43 PM (4 years ago)
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need more coffee,
Artistic likes this
ahh a cup of heaven
(4 years ago)
I've only had three so far, I'm allowed one more grin P.S. I make my own rules up as I go along ....
(4 years ago)
Artistic likes this
trellis i keep looking after the object of the thumb uo LOL
(4 years ago)
If I told you what my thumb was pointing at, I'd have to kill you tongue
(4 years ago)
Just having a great cup of Hawaiian Kona coffee
(4 years ago)
Sat, 21-Sep-19 2:07 PM (4 years ago)
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good morning, hope everyone has a safe, fun, and naked weekend
Sat, 7-Sep-19 1:49 PM (4 years ago)
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Creepshow is on, I haven't seen that in years
oh, I thought someone was camming LOL
(4 years ago)
littlehard, cmp304 and tugking70 like this
Sat, 31-Aug-19 2:08 PM (4 years ago)
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rainy cool morning, door is open, coffee in hand, a smoke, and naked browsing NN
Sun, 25-Aug-19 3:23 PM (4 years ago)
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People of the Earth can you hear me? Came a voice from the sky on that magical night And in the colors of thousand sunsets They traveled to the world on a shivering light
tugking70 likes this
Children of the sun....
(4 years ago)
Sat, 10-Aug-19 3:43 AM (4 years ago)
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i wish mens dicks got bigger as we aged like womens boobs do. instead our balls just hang lower so that when we use a public toilet we have to carry a cup to dip water out
most women i know i have bigger boobs in their 40s than they did in high school
(4 years ago)
I dunno, I think my dick is bigger than ever... especially in the morning
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
But if it got bigger would it stay as hard? A big limp dick ain't anything but an ornament in my book. LOL
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
thats true, it would need to retain full functionality
(4 years ago)
Hasn't seemed to be a problem... like silk over steel
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
Wed, 24-Jul-19 1:20 PM (4 years ago)
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why is this web site so damn addicting, i got shit to do, but can't pry myself away.....
nosanity likes this
want a crow bar ???
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
Sat, 4-May-19 1:49 PM (4 years ago)
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today looks like...coffee, NN, masturbate, yard work, NN, beer, shower, NN, sex or masturbate
All but the yard work wink
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
All but the coffee wink
(4 years ago)
littlehard likes this
well, I showered at least
(4 years ago)
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