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chatnasty's Recent Statuses
Fri, 22-Mar-24 4:11 PM (31 days ago)
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Hickory dickory dock three mice ran up the clock the clock struck one and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
Details at eleven.
(31 days ago)
The clock owner should have mitigated the danger. Lawsuit!!!!
(31 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Lol 😂
(1 day ago)
In the year 1 AD the very first joke was thought up. This was that joke. 😝😝🍻
(1 day ago)
Tue, 5-Mar-24 6:28 PM (48 days ago)
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If your vacuum cleaner sucks, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Some men who have experimented would say from the hospital that it's a bad thing 😁
(48 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 6:14 PM (104 days ago)
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R u naked?
Under my clothes!
(104 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
R U O K
(104 days ago)
NO I KNOT OK
(104 days ago)
I don’t know. Am I ?
(104 days ago)
Okay shallow man.
(20 days ago)
Sun, 24-Dec-23 4:46 PM (120 days ago)
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Want 2?
I’m not greedy, one is enough. Thanks!
(120 days ago)
Sat, 23-Dec-23 4:55 PM (121 days ago)
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Ho Ho Ho 4 someone with no doe.
Yo!
(121 days ago)
Sat, 8-Jan-22 6:47 PM (2 years ago)
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Wanna have sex?
cincybob likes this
Who
(2 years ago)
Wed, 10-Nov-21 6:04 PM (2 years ago)
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Go NNaked!
WWhere to ?
(2 years ago)
Thu, 21-Oct-21 6:42 PM (2 years ago)
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Burp!
what did you eat??
(2 years ago)
...... I heard that from here......
(2 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Picked cabbage probbly.
(2 years ago)
DebsNick, Artistic and thatfeeling like this
Mon, 4-Oct-21 9:13 PM (2 years ago)
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Are you naked?
If I were it would be incredibly awkward for those around me!! scared
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 and AdeleGingerRaine like this
^Generic NN answer " no, they would love it and you could do stuff*. zzzz
(2 years ago)
Fire_brand likes this
not tonight, very cold and wet in Ireland tonight
(2 years ago)
12C naa not nude
(2 years ago)
The neighbors asked me not to. Anymore.
(2 years ago)
Fri, 1-Oct-21 6:16 PM (2 years ago)
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Burp!
Mon, 26-Jul-21 10:24 PM (2 years ago)
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If sex was an Olympic sport would you cumpete?
Could try the pummel horse
(2 years ago)
No. I wouldn't wanna come 1st
(2 years ago)
I'd want a beach volleyball team not much clothing to take off!
(2 years ago)
Tue, 6-Jul-21 2:02 PM (2 years ago)
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Are you naked?
thebrick6969 likes this
My employer frowns on such behavior. Prudes.
(2 years ago)
Nein.
(2 years ago)
Some of me is.
(2 years ago)
Relaxer likes this
My arms are atm
(2 years ago)
Apart from when I have my shower, daily in the morning...never.
(2 years ago)
Mon, 5-Jul-21 8:53 PM (2 years ago)
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Burp!
Sun, 4-Jul-21 5:05 PM (2 years ago)
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Happy Fourth, Don't ignite anything you can't extinguish!
Center61 likes this
Sat, 3-Jul-21 2:37 PM (2 years ago)
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Anyone naked?
thebrick6969 likes this
PM ME LET'S PLAY
(2 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Thu, 17-Jun-21 5:21 PM (2 years ago)
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I'm fucking kinkier than I ever imagined, who would have ever thought that a pandemic would make me horny too.
thatfeeling likes this
There's no vaccine for that.
(2 years ago)
Thank God!
(2 years ago)
Sat, 22-May-21 3:05 PM (2 years ago)
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Anyone naked?
357mag likes this
More than likely
(2 years ago)
Actually, I am.
(2 years ago)
Fully
(2 years ago)
Mon, 10-May-21 2:02 PM (2 years ago)
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Hey
Sun, 25-Apr-21 5:56 PM (2 years ago)
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I like u naked!
rhinostool likes this
Awww.....fanks grin
(2 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Fri, 9-Apr-21 2:54 PM (3 years ago)
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Hello
Mon, 29-Mar-21 2:36 PM (3 years ago)
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Any bi guys near me who want to play?
Sun, 21-Feb-21 4:46 PM (3 years ago)
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, until then politicians had no place to shit.
london36male likes this
And gobshites, don't forget the gobshites...
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
at least 1/2 of them are liars and lawmakers.. .. sucks
(3 years ago)
Tue, 3-Nov-20 3:37 PM (3 years ago)
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Vote naked
jizz ya deek onda ballot w00t
(3 years ago)
Mon, 2-Nov-20 3:57 PM (3 years ago)
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Hi
MitchandDaisy and Tahca like this
Sun, 1-Nov-20 4:57 PM (3 years ago)
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I scarred the hell out of everyone this Halloween, I didn't wear a mask.
Tahca likes this
Scarred? eek scared
(3 years ago)
Agent_K, lip2lip and Yvanodu38 like this
Ya should have had a mask on. Slashing people while unmasked carries a number of risks.
(3 years ago)
MitchandDaisy and lip2lip like this
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