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owbiglineman's Recent Statuses
Fri, 15-Mar-24 1:37 PM (34 days ago)
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4 leaf clover?
A rash of good luck! 🍀
(34 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 2:11 AM (34 days ago)
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Trimmed up, enjoyed the buzzing, and now enjoying the full benefits of the green shield grin
Wed, 6-Mar-24 10:16 PM (43 days ago)
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National Oreo Cookie Day! I’m on their website, and I think asking about cookie settings is confusing 🤪
Wow!! I love me some Oreos, and I can eat more than my share, but never a whole pack! Most would be one row, and even then it’s too much
(43 days ago)
The Oreo clones, 365 brand by Whole Foods are awesome.
(43 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I’ll have to try those Lenny, thanks!
(43 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
All the varieties are good, but my fav are the "mismatched", chocolate cookie on one side, vanilla creme, vanilla cookie on the other side. The natural vanilla pairs well with the chocolate.
(43 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Mmmmm fudge dipped Oreos!
(42 days ago)
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Sun, 3-Mar-24 4:14 PM (46 days ago)
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Fighting some kind of bug and sinus infection. Not covid, thankfully, but still have loss of taste. Bleah.
McPhallus likes this
No, Tug. Just an idiot. 😝
(45 days ago)
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Hope you feel better soon ow
(45 days ago)
Get well soon hun xxx
(45 days ago)
That sucks.. hope you feel better soon
(45 days ago)
Hopefully you'll be back feeling better soon. Am 48 hours into something similar.
(45 days ago)
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:54 AM (59 days ago)
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Watching “All In The Family”… this would never make it in today’s world. People would miss the points because of what Archie says and how he says it
Classic!!!!!!
(59 days ago)
Tue, 13-Feb-24 3:27 PM (65 days ago)
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Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? 🤔
Sat, 10-Feb-24 2:09 PM (68 days ago)
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Bugs Bunny & friends, plus NN, makes for a good start to Saturday. grin
Throw in some Pink Panther and some Cocoa Puffs1
(68 days ago)
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Fri, 9-Feb-24 3:37 PM (69 days ago)
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🙄🙄🙄 “ just your everyday average man who loves to share pics of his wife! She loves to hear what others think about her sexy body.”
''You are only permitted to establish and use one account at a time on this website. If we discover that you are logging in using more than one account, we reserve the right to delete any and all acco
(69 days ago)
^^^This is the rule for multiple accounts. Ran out of space a bit but you get the idea. It was clear to me. Not so much now.
(69 days ago)
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I can think of an account right now, that's just a dude running both and it says one is a female and the other is a couple's account. It was 1 account before I reported HIS pics that were modded off
(69 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
As soon as pics are reported and modded off, relationship status changes real fucking fast!
(69 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Thanks for the clarification.
(69 days ago)
Sun, 4-Feb-24 6:37 PM (74 days ago)
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Carrot cake counts as a salad, right? 🥕🍰
Now I need to go make some tuna salad 😆
(74 days ago)
smitten4u and ksaint like this
I'm making a beef skillet soup with carrots, taters, a cut of rump, garlic, 2 cans of Rotel, bone broth, etc. She just came back from the beach and I think she has frost bite, lol! 😆
(74 days ago)
Hmm…how quickly can I get there to be in time for soup🤔?
(74 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
You got time, but come in from the south side of the island. Traffic coming the other way will destroy morale and cause Hanger issues! 👨🏼‍🍳
(74 days ago)
ksaint likes this
If your a rabbit yes
(74 days ago)
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Fri, 2-Feb-24 2:11 PM (76 days ago)
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Anyone seen the new images from the James Webb telescope? So freaking incredible!
I have not, but I will look in a bit!
(76 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
It’s all made up! The Earth is flat! 6000 years old tops! 🤣🤣🤣
(76 days ago)
They are breathtaking, wow!
(76 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Fri, 26-Jan-24 7:27 PM (83 days ago)
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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I thought there could be a juggalo joke here as well, but wrong soda, lol!
(83 days ago)
*groaaaaaan*
(83 days ago)
owbiglineman and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Hee hee gbm 😁😁
(83 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Goofy joke but good to see ya, ow! 👋
(83 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Backatcha my friend! 🤗
(83 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 4:54 PM (90 days ago)
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Snowy day here, not leaving the house, may spend some NNudles later 😈
Choosing not to go to Newbie Fans though… more power to anyone who is on there, but I am fine right here on NN
(90 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and smitten4u like this
NN is very savvy in adapting and adjusting to the times, creating options, and that's a strong point. But we're fine right here too.
(90 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
Yes, I fully support the business opportunity for NN and the content creators. It’s simply not for me, while NN is
(90 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and smitten4u like this
Heavy snow here too. Time to get up to no good I guess.
(90 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Gloomy day here for the most part but still t-shirt weather or a flannel.
(90 days ago)
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Mon, 15-Jan-24 2:04 PM (94 days ago)
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One of my favorite quotes ever, from Martin Luther King - Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
(94 days ago)
Amen. heart
(94 days ago)
McPhallus and owbiglineman like this
Wed, 10-Jan-24 4:06 PM (99 days ago)
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
He conditioned it!
(99 days ago)
And his gf was a hairdresser. His Pavlover
(99 days ago)
Thu, 28-Dec-23 3:00 PM (112 days ago)
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Premium for a day, making the most of it 😈. I have some sexy ladies’ videos to catch up on!
Oh I did, and will, and thank you grin
(112 days ago)
Don’t forget to hydrate!
(112 days ago)
Always do, bmb 😁 💧
(112 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Oooh nice. Post a cum shot pic smile Have fun
(112 days ago)
owbiglineman and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Done, done, and done, Sasha! grin
(112 days ago)
Wed, 20-Dec-23 4:00 PM (120 days ago)
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If you’re going through a tough spell, please take care of yourself. Talk to someone, reach out, there are people who care, no matter you may think. YOU MATTER
Sometimes the easy way just seems….easiest. I get it. But yeah, if you need help, get it.
(120 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
This status is so important. May I add, check in on your friends all the time. You won’t regret it.
(120 days ago)
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Sorry for your loss my friend.
(120 days ago)
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Ow, our inbox is always open
(120 days ago)
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Much appreciated, Smitts.
(120 days ago)
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Thu, 23-Nov-23 2:18 PM (147 days ago)
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Gratitude is a constant attitude of thankfulness and appreciation for life as it unfolds. Living in the moment, we are open to the abundance around us and within us. We express appreciation freely.
smitten4u, Fbvines and LOVEXXXPORN like this
We contemplate the richness of our life. In life’s trials, we seek to understand, to accept, to learn. Gratitude is a continual celebration of life. — Author Unknown
(147 days ago)
smitten4u and Fbvines like this
Happy Thanksgiving to all. 🦃
(147 days ago)
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Wed, 22-Nov-23 3:22 PM (148 days ago)
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60 years ago today, John F Kennedy was assassinated. I feel at the least, it was severely under investigated. Magic bullet is crap.
None of the conspiracy theories were credible, IMHO.
(147 days ago)
lennynatural and MrsTrellis like this
Jewish space laser?
(147 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Good points Oswald and Ruby. It’s been a long time since I read On The Trail Of The Assassins, but there were things in there that made me wonder why they weren’t investigated. Oswald may have shot
(147 days ago)
from the book depository, but again, magic bullet theory is crap. At least one other shooter. Back and to the left
(147 days ago)
Professor Plum did it, in the study with the candlestick. True story.
(147 days ago)
Fri, 17-Nov-23 3:05 PM (153 days ago)
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What do you do with a stoner turkey?
Make turkey pot pie.
(153 days ago)
Would definitely make Thanksgiving with the family more interesting hahaha
(153 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Who are you calling a turkey, lmao! 💨
(153 days ago)
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hi owbigsmile
(153 days ago)
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Hi AGR! 🤗🤗 I hope you’re feeling better
(153 days ago)
Fri, 10-Nov-23 4:19 PM (160 days ago)
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“Couple”… “she doesn’t think she’s hot”… “wife loves showing off”… 🙄🙄🙄🙄
I agree with requirements
(160 days ago)
Sorry hit send too early, 🤦‍♂️ I agree with requiring verification pics. Would greatly help with fake accounts.
(160 days ago)
smitten4u and owbiglineman like this
We are a couple, she poses for the pics knowing they’re being posted, we just never bothered with the verification. I guess I’ll have to go ahead and do it. Cheers everyone!
(160 days ago)
Not fir the prople who kniw you and that is all that matters bimarried, I trust that she does smile
(159 days ago)
smitten4u and owbiglineman like this
damn always proof read *for not fir *know not kniw
(159 days ago)
Wed, 25-Oct-23 12:23 PM (176 days ago)
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Rest in peace, Richard Roundtree. Neat guy, breast cancer survivor, varied roles in addition to his fame as Shaft
Fri, 20-Oct-23 11:48 AM (181 days ago)
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Awesome_tits left? Is she ok? Did something happen?
Crimson09 likes this
sorry I can't like this status sad
(181 days ago)
If you scroll through a few days statuses, she did say she was leaving to sort out personal matters.
(181 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thanks Emu, been offline since Monday. I hope she’s well.
(181 days ago)
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(181 days ago)
Ow, message sent
(181 days ago)
Sun, 15-Oct-23 5:13 PM (186 days ago)
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A week apart, and a few more days yet before we see each other.... so I will uitilize NN, and a towel, to their fullest, 'cause I'm not getting a damn thing done until I do me
Sucks, doesn't it brother? Hope you get to see her soon!
(186 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I've been doing side gigs on weekends, and she is on one now to help out our friends. Sometime this week.... I can't wait
(186 days ago)
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Mon, 2-Oct-23 3:06 PM (199 days ago)
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Monday… ugh. I am hoping Powerball is just rolling over to give my work pool more for us to win
Good luck bro!
(199 days ago)
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Wed, 27-Sep-23 12:29 PM (204 days ago)
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“My first love was Daisy Duke, in them cut off jeans”… she was mine; who was your masturbation fantasy when you started?
First celebrity was definitely Lily Munster from the American TV series The Munsters. I was a weird kid. Was, who am I kidding?
(204 days ago)
Valerie Bertinelli and Phoebe Cates
(204 days ago)
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Only one celebrity ever got to me. As a straight woman it was a surprise but Marina Sirtis in star trek second gen was hot as hell!
(204 days ago)
raquel welch - Rollerball
(203 days ago)
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Farah Fawcett 💕
(203 days ago)
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