)machete69's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 25-Jan-23 9:42 PM (1 year ago)
finally beer o clock, all this crime fighting man, its tyring, and suprisngly very few people apprechiate a grown man with underpants outside the pants 
I do not have beer o'clock here,it's a dry house...coffee o'clock yes,he machete
(1 year ago)
a Clock ? 
When is that 
At least you have a reflection, TV
Tue, 24-Jan-23 12:16 PM (1 year ago)
Damn, its been a while...good to see some familliar faces on status.. By faces i mean cocks and cunts obviously 😋
Yes have not seen you for a while
(1 year ago)
Wed, 20-May-20 5:24 AM (3 years ago)
Morning sexy people! What a glorious day for some ritualistic sacrifices to our dark lord C'thulhu!
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Sun, 19-Apr-20 7:07 PM (4 years ago)
tip of the day: put some pepper in your pillow, so when you push her face into it she sneezes...and her pussy tightens harder then the G.I Joe's kung fu grip! just..pull out on time
Money is no object ,especially seeing as I am getting advice from the eggspurts on them there wimmins on 'ere.
(4 years ago)
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Doesn't see any females in status,looks again at the status and realizes why 
hi machete
hi machete
(4 years ago)
Sat, 18-Apr-20 10:14 PM (4 years ago)
Bottle empty, flakes gone, freeky miget porm starting.. Good night bitchachos 
Chuck will do it? God dammit.. Where is chuck when you need him!
(4 years ago)
Machete, you are a one...naughty boi: P
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 16-Apr-20 4:39 PM (4 years ago)
Need 4 college girls to do some gardening.. Cons:must be topless.. Pros:i live in an apartment, ao hardly any flowers and shit.. Apply in pms.. One at a time please.. And submit full bio
Thu, 16-Apr-20 6:19 AM (4 years ago)
By bye bitchachas und bitchachos.. Back to fighting crime now.. The city needs me
Thu, 16-Apr-20 5:18 AM (4 years ago)
Heeeeello from the ooother siiiide.. God damn adele makes my eyes water and my balls blue
I like Fire to the rain,Rollin in the deep and someone like you. : )
(4 years ago)