)scottypindick's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 2-Feb-21 5:33 PM (3 years ago)
Everybody wants my money/ Everybody wants my money/ Everybody wants my money, honey/ Everybody wants my money.
Mon, 1-Feb-21 6:28 PM (3 years ago)
When your girlfriend calls your dick a slim jim, is that a compliment?
Wait I thought it was pepperoni?
Ya gotta put that in context. Was she sucking it and going "mmmmmmm" or was she pointing and laughing while reaching for her Thor dildo?
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 31-Jan-21 6:16 PM (3 years ago)
I keep seeing my dick in the before and after ad. How come I'm the before??
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Are you sure it's not your cock that you're looking at?
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 25-Jan-21 6:54 PM (3 years ago)
Girls, want to see a tiny penis cum? Check out my new video. It came so fast! I barely got going lol.
Mon, 25-Jan-21 12:16 AM (3 years ago)
Girls, my BALLS are yours. Anyone want to take a crack at them? Visit my pics for more! #ballbusting
*gets the golf clubs out*
(3 years ago)
A scene from Airplane is suddenly in my head
(3 years ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 9:32 PM (3 years ago)
One of the sponsors is using my tiny dick gif! "Scientists discover new way to control dick size". I'm the before! hahaha. Where are my royalties??