)bman5946's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 8-Oct-23 5:37 PM (192 days ago)
says a lot about status that the food updates garner 100 times more interest than the sexy times updates. i am gonna start posing with food for my pics haha
Sun, 8-Oct-23 2:04 AM (192 days ago)
4am and having trouble sleeping...luckily there is Baseball on the BBC, so that should do the trick 
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2 sheeps 
Fri, 6-Oct-23 7:59 AM (194 days ago)
good night for NZ sport last night, I don't know who got thrashed more...Uruguay or England 
nope. this has been poor from italy. france looking good though
(194 days ago)
yep. they lacked penetration. much like me lately haha
(194 days ago)
Wed, 4-Oct-23 6:46 PM (196 days ago)
i tell ya what, this new Beckham netflix documentary is actually decent. i hate myself for enjoying it
Tue, 26-Sep-23 1:04 PM (204 days ago)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious girl I wanna get close to you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mysterious girl Move your body close to mine
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Mon, 25-Sep-23 12:05 PM (205 days ago)
currently rubbing one out....with soda water and a lot of swearing. spilt my lunch on the rug ffs
Sun, 24-Sep-23 3:34 PM (206 days ago)
I'd put a cheeky tenner on Tonga pulling an upset over Scotland in the RWC today
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Hi sexy xxx
(206 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 7:24 PM (211 days ago)
evening all, just finished a workout, having a quick dinner and a quick perv on NN, shower time soon. how is everyone?
Mon, 21-Aug-23 2:10 PM (240 days ago)
ok, so a certain post has me ethinking: has anyone ever actually met anyone from this site in real life? (no names required, of course )
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Tue, 1-Aug-23 3:33 PM (260 days ago)
happy birthday to me's, happy birthday to me's, look at all these titties
Sun, 16-Jul-23 5:17 PM (276 days ago)
for some reason doing housework with a beer, the tennis going in the background and NN open isn't particularly efficient....who'd have thunk it?? evening all
evening all
Mon, 10-Jul-23 7:58 AM (282 days ago)
Happy monday everyone! one week countdown until summer holidays!! woop woop!
Tue, 4-Jul-23 2:21 PM (288 days ago)
will posting here that i am enjoying the TdF also get me reported for promoting drug use in status? happy Tuesday everyone!
happy Tuesday everyone!
nope! any cleverness on my part (implied or otherwise) is all me, baby
(288 days ago)
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Fri, 30-Jun-23 2:50 PM (292 days ago)
ok, so as i have been hanging out in chat for a while, i now have a question: what do the ladies like and hate to have their lady bits called? context can be sexually and non-sexually
Sexually it's my pussy, non sexually I used the correct anatomical terms (if ppl know the difference between the vulva and the vagina)
(292 days ago)
The term I hate most is "meat curtains." IT does make me laugh when a man is pretending to be a woman and uses that term. I don't know a single woman who would even think of that term!
(292 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jun-23 8:36 PM (294 days ago)
thanks for all the likes everyone. dunno who paid who, but i am the happy recipeint!
Tue, 27-Jun-23 7:19 AM (295 days ago)
*rolls a tumbleweed into the status section while he waits for the 'muricans to wake up and entertain me
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I bet that was a tease! 😋
Right back at you bman have a good one same to you NK
(296 days ago)
Sun, 18-Jun-23 6:22 PM (304 days ago)
here is a weird one: just tried to upgrade to premium and the pop-up window to enter my card details jiggled and wobbled more than my man-boobs on a light jog. what gives?
Sun, 18-Jun-23 6:16 PM (304 days ago)
you know what would be awesome, if we could post gif's here....or is that just me?
Here it is...yes I am not busy that's why I can look for it
(302 days ago)
Newr the top,yes I'm a snitch 😆 🤣
(302 days ago)
Wed, 9-Feb-22 1:37 PM (2 years ago)
why can't i reply to people on my status anymore? sorry y'all, not ignoring you. i'm just too dumb to figure this out haha
Wodja likes this
...and welcome to SEB's new IT support hot line.
(2 years ago)
