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Mr_Vein's Recent Statuses
Sun, 21-Apr-24 3:15 PM (3 days ago)
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Still posting revenge pics almost 10 years later? Jesus, dude, get over it!
Am not! 🤫
(3 days ago)
Mr_Vein and lennynatural like this
Which one? 🤔
(3 days ago)
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Sat, 20-Apr-24 4:19 PM (4 days ago)
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Time for a shower and maybe a long overdue jerk 😂
*logs both
(4 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
In or out of the shower. Inquiring mines want to know. wink
(3 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
In - easier to clean up! 😂
(3 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Something I've missed perhaps..I think that I have never jerkIn the shower
(3 days ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 2:30 AM (9 days ago)
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I only realised earlier that it's 30 years since we lost Kurt Cobain. A troubled soul, no doubt. Seems like his biggest fear was being called out as a fraud. He just didn't believe his own talent.
There was some good stuff about Kurt / Nirvana across Beeb4 over the weekend
(9 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Apr-24 5:20 AM (20 days ago)
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Tonight at work I uttered the term "can you please remember who you're fucking talking to?" Which was fun... 🙄
I'm hoping that you're a teacher
(20 days ago)
Mr_Vein and smitten4u like this
Oh, this is exactly why I could never be a teacher!
(20 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Kinda hot tbh
(19 days ago)
smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
At least you're not being investigated by HR!?
(19 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Not yet anyway... 😬 I do have previous for, ahem, "speaking my mind"... 😂
(19 days ago)
smitten4u and Freckles like this
Wed, 27-Mar-24 5:54 PM (28 days ago)
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I try to never block anyone just because their pics aren't to my taste, but some things are just too much! 😬🫣
lennynatural and Rick12111 like this
Forgot about that. I might change it later
(28 days ago)
Who was it? That fat old man in women's clothes putting objects up his stinky bum?
(27 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Agent_K like this
Theroyalcouple, which one? 🤣🤣🤣😬
(27 days ago)
theroyalcouple and McPhallus like this
Al of them lol
(27 days ago)
It was a guy with "modified" genitals... 😬
(27 days ago)
Tue, 19-Mar-24 4:15 PM (36 days ago)
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Technically this isn't a link to an outside website,so... You all have to check out the fish doorbell. It's a door to let fish through a door, so you watch a live feed and if there's a fish, ding-dong
*to let fish through a dam* 🤦‍♂️
(36 days ago)
On a scale of 1-10 fins ain't what they used to be
(36 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Agent_K like this
It isn't even a dam - it's a lock in the middle of Utrecht. But for the fish, this is the plaice to be and fins are definitely looking up...
(36 days ago)
Still not seen a fish
(34 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 19-Mar-24 3:18 AM (36 days ago)
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Wet n wild outside, but not in a spring break kinda way... 😬
Sun, 17-Mar-24 4:38 AM (38 days ago)
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There have been at least 3 women in my life who've said I was "big". To them I say, "thank you very much, whether you meant it or not!" 😂
Bobbit is not a diet 🤣
(38 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Perhaps you should change your profile name to "Mr.Big" like that guy on Sex And The City
(38 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Jersey__Girl like this
oh I was described as a massive. I forgot what the next word was.
(38 days ago)
Nah, that's a step too far. I don't even like putting my pics in the normal/large category! 😂
(38 days ago)
Hahaha horny...LOL
(37 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Wed, 13-Mar-24 10:05 PM (41 days ago)
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Had a shave earlier and feel so much better. Might do my face tomorrow night... 😜😂
Sun, 3-Mar-24 7:04 AM (52 days ago)
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Nah, still not buying it... 🤨
Well, if you're giving it away for free... : rasberry:
(52 days ago)
raspberry
(52 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Set of free steak knives?
(52 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
You pay for it in other ways
(52 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Me neither. I'm savin my pennies.
(52 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 5:23 PM (58 days ago)
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Hard 4 times today. Not a single photo, not a single jerk - what a waste!
Is there something in particular that you're looking for?
(58 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Not really. Wasn't even browsing, just dozing. Just an observation I shouldn't let these things go to waste. I might only have a limited amount left! 😬😂
(58 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Ahhh, I see!
(58 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sun, 11-Feb-24 5:03 PM (73 days ago)
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🤒🤧🤢
Sat, 10-Feb-24 3:42 AM (74 days ago)
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I've seen a few posts on threads recently that have hinted I may be neurodivergant. One woman actually said something of my traits were "neurodivergant af". But now I'm wondering if I actually *am*
Have you been told you are out might be on the ASD thingy?
(74 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Nah, just one woman who has been who thought a lot of my quirks might be due to ADHD.
(74 days ago)
Go get a medical opinion.
(74 days ago)
That's got nothing to do with my comment hope I wasn't OTT
(74 days ago)
It doesn't really matter if I am or if I'm not. It's just made me curious. And, no, no comment could ever make me that self aware! 😜😂
(74 days ago)
Thu, 8-Feb-24 6:54 AM (76 days ago)
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Lots of likes on some of my pics this week. Thank you all - very much appreciated. Makes it feel worthwhile ☺️
I still say the Buckie is a far superior drink to Tennants 🍺😂🤢
(76 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Fully deserved, if I may say so xx
(76 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Just added a comment to bud hope you don't mind
(76 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sat, 3-Feb-24 1:47 AM (81 days ago)
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Looks like some overworked mod has been really busy in the last 10 minutes - over 60 pics all approved in one go! 😂
Tasties, LOVEXXXPORN and Fbvines like this
First day on the job and want's to brown nose the boss?
(81 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Fbvines like this
😂
(81 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Fri, 2-Feb-24 12:29 AM (82 days ago)
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I watch videos from other places and it's made me curious - do women prefer an already hard cock, or do they like to make it hard themselves? Obviously everyone is different...
I would definitely want to make it hard myself, that's where all the fun is and well if they are always hard,how do you know for sure it was you and not just a breeze that made him hard LOL
(82 days ago)
clittylicker, Mr_Vein and Agent_K like this
Doesn't matter but always good fun to see a guys cock go from smallest to largest
(82 days ago)
Love to be taken soft to hard hands free... let's her know what she does to me. Don't often get that kind of opportunity.
(82 days ago)
From a man's view, I love feeling a cock get hard in my mouth.
(82 days ago)
Seems most are what I thought. It was a video I saw of 2 girls jerk a guy who was already hard at the start of the video!
(82 days ago)
Mon, 29-Jan-24 12:40 AM (86 days ago)
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Taylor Swift is going to the Superbowl! And also the Chiefs I guess... 😜😂
If it's Chiefs v Lions, we've got to have Eminem and Taytay at halftime!
(86 days ago)
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Well, we don't have to worry about that ^. Lions really blew a 17 point lead at the half.
(86 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Amazing game.
(86 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Best last 15 minutes I've watched in a long time. grin
(85 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
It was something else
(85 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:15 PM (96 days ago)
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Couple of clicks and, just like that, I'm debt free for the first time in 25 years! 😁
Not my birthday but thank you x It's been a nice feeling knowing that all my money is in fact mine!
(95 days ago)
I was trying just to get the emojis by typing in birthday...I thought I had taken that word out,that was supposed to just say sexy Mr them the emojis
(94 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I don't own credit cards,just have bills,which is more than enough
(94 days ago)
See,my phone thinks it knows better than me *then not them
(94 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
😂
(94 days ago)
Sun, 14-Jan-24 11:48 PM (100 days ago)
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Aaron who...? 🧀
MitchandDaisy and McPhallus like this
😂 A-a-a-a-a-r-o-o-o-o-n... Aaron Rodgers. Former Green Bay quarterback, current conspiracy nut, and now totally replaced.
(100 days ago)
You forgot next U.S. president! tongue
(100 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Hm... I wonder who he'll vote for if not himself... 🙄
(100 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Well at least now he has more time to appear on Kimmel's show.
(100 days ago)
Y'know, I somehow don't think he'll be invited...
(100 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and McPhallus like this
Tue, 9-Jan-24 4:33 AM (106 days ago)
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11 days off - back to earth with a big fat fucking bump in the morning! 😭
nosanity likes this
Mon, 8-Jan-24 12:01 AM (107 days ago)
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Go Packers! 🧀
Amazon staff get a raw deal 😁
(107 days ago)
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Sat, 6-Jan-24 1:24 AM (109 days ago)
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"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out". Exactly what's happening right now with the Devils and Blackhawks! 😂 I've no idea what's going on! 🤷🏻‍♂️
Blackhawks are soft. Was a clean hit by the Devils.
(109 days ago)
It all just got a bit silly for the 5-10 minutes I was watching!
(109 days ago)
Well, Bedard unfortunately ended up with a fractured jaw from that hit, but the hit did look legit.
(108 days ago)
ksaint and Mr_Vein like this
I love Hockey too but definitely it's a fight first lol. SC Stingrays
(108 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I thought he might at least have chipped some teeth. It looked painful. And then it just kicked off!
(108 days ago)
Sun, 31-Dec-23 11:17 PM (114 days ago)
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Wishing everyone a happy, healthy, safe new year 🍻🥂🎉
tugking70 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Happy new years sexy Mr 😘
(114 days ago)
Sat, 30-Dec-23 2:06 AM (116 days ago)
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Work is finally done for the year. Now for 10 days off 😌
Hooray! 🥳
(116 days ago)
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likeEnjoy the time off Mr_V!
(116 days ago)
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Enjoy!
(116 days ago)
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Tue, 26-Dec-23 9:13 PM (120 days ago)
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Back to work tomorrow... 😭
Oh noes! Make the most of the last night of freedom 😁
(120 days ago)
Gonna try! I don't start til 3pm so I don't need to go to bed early, but I'll probably fall asleep in front of the TV before midnight anyway! 🙄
(120 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Typical 😉
(120 days ago)
Mr_Vein and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Happened at least 4 times in the last week! 😴
(119 days ago)
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