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rangerman2018's Recent Statuses
Fri, 29-Mar-24 4:38 PM (19 days ago)
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Happy Easter to all of my NN friends and I hope you all get laid this weekend
Already got laid. Waiting for the 2nd Cumming now.
(19 days ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-24 11:57 PM (25 days ago)
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i love NN because it is full of women real women of all shapes and sizes
Not *all* shapes - I am yet to see a trapezium-shaped woman here
(25 days ago)
Not *all* real either - I have met least 3 real ones and porked a few not real ones w00t
(25 days ago)
happyhumper69 and Wodja like this
All ages too, teens to 60’s all hot as fuck.
(24 days ago)
Not all women are women.
(24 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Meh same goes for the men 🤣🤣
(24 days ago)
Sun, 17-Mar-24 10:12 PM (31 days ago)
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I am currently jerking off to one of Emily's masterbation videos
Is there a reason you need to let everyone know that you're jacking off, and typing at the same time I should add?
(31 days ago)
Sun, 17-Mar-24 9:09 PM (31 days ago)
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I LOVE being HARD for Emily321
Sat, 24-Feb-24 4:47 AM (53 days ago)
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Ladies If a guy has a bent dick is that a problem whem it comes to sex
Of course. Put it on an anvil and hammer it back into shape. (Seriously though, nope)
(53 days ago)
There once was a young man from Kent, whose dick in middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double. And instead of coming, he went.
(53 days ago)
^ teehee
(53 days ago)
Thu, 15-Feb-24 1:22 AM (63 days ago)
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Happy Valentine's Day to all of my NN friends
Mon, 12-Feb-24 3:21 AM (66 days ago)
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what team wins the SB
I have no fucking clue what the rules are for this game but am watching the OT
(66 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I am trying to understand. Why is this game a big deal?
(66 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
It gives people with a few thousand dollars to spare a chance to see a football came in luxury while the average football fan can only watch on TV.
(66 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
It's the championship game. It's been built up into a big deal over the years through smart marketing.
(66 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
I’m with Juicy. I’m not into such sports and have no clue why these players get MILLIONS of $$$ each. Marketing genius I guess. Who won? I couldn’t tell you who was playing! 😂😂😂
(65 days ago)
Mon, 5-Feb-24 12:56 AM (73 days ago)
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Does a man's cock have to be big to be considered sexy?
I'm pretty sure it's the man that has to be considered sexy, the cock just tags along for the ride.
(73 days ago)
Oh my days.... It's 2024, get over it. No one cares.
(72 days ago)
Sat, 3-Feb-24 11:59 PM (74 days ago)
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Ttts out results in hard-on
SashaDoll likes this
Thu, 28-Dec-23 2:09 AM (112 days ago)
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I want to jek off but i might need female help
When did you get put into a full body cast?
(112 days ago)
Sat, 23-Dec-23 5:37 PM (116 days ago)
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Ladies.. Can you help me out I want to be my wife some perfume What are the hottest fragrances out there
Whoops wrong status sorry!
(116 days ago)
I only know what I like and they are not even perfumes, if you go to well they sell it they sometimes have opens ones for people to smell them(well they'll spray it on some strips they have.)
(116 days ago)
*where they sell it
(116 days ago)
Lynx aftrica .... They love it 👍
(115 days ago)
Don't ask me why but for some reason the girls love it
(115 days ago)
Fri, 22-Dec-23 9:58 PM (117 days ago)
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I need a fuck buddy for Christmas
Did you make sure and get your list off to Santa?
(117 days ago)
Fri, 22-Dec-23 7:18 PM (117 days ago)
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I am not buying presents this year because I am i have decided to just give money and gift cards Bad idea or not
I'm terrible at giving gifts. If someone wants something from me they can ask. It's much easier that way.
(117 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Why spend your money on somethng that's not wanted? Give a gift card, it's always the right size and the right color.
(117 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and Saturnfinger1 like this
After a few years of my two brothers and I swapping gift cards, we decided that it was just silly. Now we just get together when we can and enjoy a nice meal at one of our favorite restaurants.
(117 days ago)
Bad idea. It means "ugh. I don't care enough about you to bother searching for a present. Go get one
(116 days ago)
Go get one yourself.
(116 days ago)
Sun, 17-Dec-23 6:09 AM (122 days ago)
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Merry Christmas to all of my nn friends
Sun, 10-Dec-23 12:50 PM (129 days ago)
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I hate Christmas but I LOVE my BUFFALO BILLS
is that rhyming slang for pills? blink
(129 days ago)
Sat, 9-Dec-23 6:57 PM (130 days ago)
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I hate Christmas
Relaxer likes this
^ u a looney grin
(129 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
So be it 😁
(129 days ago)
and it be so .... I love cross mass too, as soon as it over hotcross buns are out in shops .. had me crossmass ham already, enough salt last me twelve months grin
(129 days ago)
You are a Odd one my dear wodja😂
(129 days ago)
Yeah freak buy i love me grin
(129 days ago)
Sat, 9-Dec-23 4:10 PM (130 days ago)
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My life sucks so much I cant even afford to die
Only lucky people get to die. I’m gonna live forever!
(130 days ago)
Fri, 24-Nov-23 6:53 PM (145 days ago)
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All I want for Christmas is pussy, pussy and more pussy
Reminds me of a Brazilian Girls song called Pussy.
(145 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Thu, 23-Nov-23 3:14 PM (146 days ago)
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Happy Turkey Day to all of my American friends
What did the turkey say to the computer?
(146 days ago)
Goggle,Goggle,Goggle
(146 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 28-Oct-23 3:39 PM (172 days ago)
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I am going to be in and out for most of today but not in a fun way
Sun, 22-Oct-23 9:26 PM (178 days ago)
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UTUBE TV SUCKS
I would love to try sucking! I guess UTUBE beat me out! smile
(178 days ago)
But it is the only option for the NFL Sunday Ticket. The only reason I stuck with direct tv
(178 days ago)
Sat, 14-Oct-23 2:36 PM (186 days ago)
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I like being lazy because I am good at it
Sat, 14-Oct-23 1:46 PM (186 days ago)
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I like being lazy becaose I am good at it
It's the easiest job in the world. Until you need a pee.
(186 days ago)
Sat, 7-Oct-23 4:18 PM (193 days ago)
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I love bobies anyway I can get them
Plastic surgery? smile
(193 days ago)
EmuLater and bman5946 like this
hahaha good to have you back, freckles smile
(193 days ago)
Freckles likes this
bounce.....bounce.....bounce.....bounce......bounce.....bounce.......bounce.....
(193 days ago)
Implants should give you some...
(193 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Mon, 2-Oct-23 10:27 AM (198 days ago)
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Nude boobs make me hard
shy28boy likes this
I like boobies.........bounce.....bounce....bounce....bounce......bounce......bounce......
(198 days ago)
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