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captain__82's Recent Statuses
Mon, 6-Nov-23 6:12 PM (142 days ago)
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This all feels kinda meh
Laphroaigh and Fbvines like this
Sorry to hear matey
(142 days ago)
Soon to hear that skipper
(142 days ago)
It's been a rough time for a lot of sectors, especially restaurants/bars. I know that doesn't help to know that. Sending hugs your way. xx
(142 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
im always a bit me when the sun is lost its way
(142 days ago)
Aww Cap. sad I am sorry
(142 days ago)
Wed, 11-Oct-23 5:27 AM (169 days ago)
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Rugby fans! Some good quarter final matches coming up, what are your predictions?
My prediction is that I’m going to be pissed off being at work and missing it all
(169 days ago)
That's a bummer K, there is always ITV X for a catch up!
(169 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
There’s no way I’ll avoid the scores before watching
(169 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Rugby score cancelling headphones is the way forward : )
(169 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
There's some great teams out there and of course I'll be rooting for nz in the final ....Ireland are looking good just like Fiji against oz
(169 days ago)
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Fri, 29-Sep-23 6:31 AM (181 days ago)
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Gab, what's happened to status and notifications? It's like someone moved my furniture about while I was out.
please let us know what it is you are referring to
(181 days ago)
Erm, that you've changed the status and notifications layouts on mobile. I really don't like it. Messing with my autistic brain.
(181 days ago)
thyknlong likes this
Raven is so happy that he has not got a zombie mobile..
(181 days ago)
Notifications was in error and will be fixed ASAP. Status on mobile, what has changed other than the addition of the badges which were missing (on mobile) before?
(181 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I hate to throw sunshine at this captain sexy pants but I actually like the mobile changes,looks cleaner...the notifications not a fan of but that apparently can be fixed
(181 days ago)
Tue, 26-Sep-23 9:16 PM (183 days ago)
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For more than four years, my about me on my profile has been "fun loving pirate" chat gpt has come up with something much better. Grab a drink and a snack and enjoy
A-Team van has to be a must have, even in 1700s🤣🤣
(182 days ago)
Laphroaigh and captain__82 like this
Here you are laph matey... Captain 82 and Anya's love is a testament to the power of soulmates. Despite their different backgrounds and personalities, they are drawn to each other like magnets.
(182 days ago)
Anya brings out the best in Captain 82, and he makes her feel safe and protected. Their love is strong, resilient, and true
(182 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
love always finds a way... like life and ppl using maps laugh
(182 days ago)
Incase anyone was interested.... Captain 82's galleon The Black A-Team Van... I love AI
(179 days ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 9:10 PM (185 days ago)
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What's your favourite position? For sleeping I mean. I lik what's known as the hugger.
MitchandDaisy likes this
I know I definitely wouldn't 💋
(185 days ago)
For sleeping? It used to be at work, my office door locked, leaning back in my chair, phone off the hook. I would usually wake up just in time to go home for the day wink
(185 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
On either side, pillow between legs and hands tucked under chin.
(185 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Whatever position I end up in when I hit the floor somewhere in my house
(185 days ago)
I flop about like a fish out of water all night. Which is odd since we have a waterbed.
(185 days ago)
Sat, 23-Sep-23 6:55 AM (187 days ago)
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I be's a spyin' wi' me one good eye (in') sommat a be a beginnin' wi' A.G.R
Tools ye I be a spyin' her.
(187 days ago)
He,l9 captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes and butt..,I guessed right and thanks for missing me..,got your great gif the second I signed in,it was yum
(187 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Glad to see you're back, what have you been up to?
(187 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Just living life like everyone else....I hate my tablet lol I can't see who I am responding to
(187 days ago)
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Just grabbed my phone still the ever sexy captain sexy pants 😘
(187 days ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:31 PM (188 days ago)
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🏴‍☠️ a pullin' me puddin' an' back on the front page mateys🏴‍☠️
Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:24 AM (189 days ago)
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sweatpants weather already
35C today or 95F it that's what you use
(189 days ago)
Wed, 20-Sep-23 2:54 PM (190 days ago)
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Was on the main page today, then poof gone again. Ah well, how blows ye fair winds mateys! 🏴‍☠️
smitten4u likes this
and I'm always on the main mast, cap'n, still no ships on sight (O-O)
(190 days ago)
stupid new line.. (O-O)
(190 days ago)
Sun, 10-Sep-23 7:59 PM (199 days ago)
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Anyone into the rugby?
My fingernails may have started growing back by then.
(199 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Meanwhile we have a definite arm wrestle against Japan to get through...
(199 days ago)
Ya can’t beat the Pumas and then lose to Japan
(199 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Anyone who thinks neanderthals died out millions of years ago only needs to watch the various teams to realise they are still amongst us: D
(199 days ago)
Oh! Believe me we can based on recent form...
(199 days ago)
Thu, 31-Aug-23 1:27 PM (210 days ago)
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In the pub the peanut dispenser said I looked sexy, but the cigarette machine said I looked like shit. The barman told me the peanuts are complementary but the ciggy machine is out of order
Go straight to jail, do not pass go or collect £200. Yo Cap: )
(210 days ago)
captain__82, k12agy1 and smitten4u like this
Im liking this for AGR
(208 days ago)
smitten4u and captain__82 like this
Mon, 21-Aug-23 12:30 PM (220 days ago)
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Best start getting ready for work, which means putting clothes on
smitten4u likes this
There can’t be many jobs that involve nakedness
(220 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sun, 13-Aug-23 9:39 PM (227 days ago)
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Watching a survival show on TV you get a tarp and first aid kit, but you're allowed 10 other items, what are you bringing? I'm interested in what you guys pick
Fbvines likes this
So many of you forget that water is life!
(227 days ago)
I like Juicy's list but since we have a hatchet can we swap the knife for a good book to read? (something I can read again and again if I am going to be out there for a while)
(227 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
It's the show Alone UK. I think that the insect repellent is a banned item juicy.
(227 days ago)
Cooker. Matches . Knife . Map . Water . Can of beans .tent . Sleeping bag . socks .and a esky for the beers
(227 days ago)
Whitebait net .deck chair. And a transistor radio .lol
(227 days ago)
Sat, 12-Aug-23 5:07 PM (229 days ago)
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So it turns out that the "personal file" ain't that personal and anyone can see the pics you upload there.
Arti, j loves this pic, but we know it will be modded off for no nudity. I think this is a good compromise
(228 days ago)
Artistic likes this
To me that defeats the purpose. Why bother posting in your blog if it has already been seen?
(228 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
*slides Ju a frosty mug
(228 days ago)
juicy likes this
Oh no!
(228 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Merci!
(228 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 10-Aug-23 6:15 AM (231 days ago)
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Has NN been tweaking the movie version of the site? I've seen some small improvements that I appreciate
Mobile, don't think there's a movie section
(231 days ago)
Who plays who in the movie Cap’ ??
(231 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
So far I've got Johnny Depp to play me (obviously) and I'm in talks with Taylor Swift to play with pixie....I mean to play pixie.
(231 days ago)
I’ve gone with Michael Keaton …. Or is it Buster Keaton …. Lol
(231 days ago)
captain__82 and ZippyMilf like this
I call dibs on Claire Danes!
(231 days ago)
Mon, 24-Jul-23 11:37 AM (248 days ago)
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Looks like I've been blocked again
A friend in need's a friend indeed
(248 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Only if they're a true friend
(248 days ago)
EmuLater and TopCat57 like this
A friend like SEB keeps Raven at play heart happydance
(248 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
A friend in need is a pain in the arse: P
(248 days ago)
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!💚
(247 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 6:09 PM (250 days ago)
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How do you tell with a worm which end is which? Put it in a bowl of flour and wait until it farts.
You obviously have way to much time on your hands; P Yo Cap; )
(249 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 5:18 PM (250 days ago)
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Just sat for about 40mins with my tattooist's breast in my left hand...could feel the nipple getting harder. It was very hot...on a plus side it was a lady.
That'll do, I side forearm please
(249 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Just use a pen Mellie 😜
(249 days ago)
I tend to doodle on skin 😏
(249 days ago)
The only thing I seem to doodle on skin is NN!
(249 days ago)
C'mere Mr, I'll doodle on ya 😜 and it won't be NN
(249 days ago)
smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
Sat, 22-Jul-23 9:21 AM (250 days ago)
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Off few a couple more tattoos later.
Awesome_Tits, ZippyMilf and ksaint like this
Or *off for a couple*
(250 days ago)
Awesome_Tits and ZippyMilf like this
Can't wait to see them!
(250 days ago)
Have fun el capitano, personally Tatts aren’t my cup of tea.
(250 days ago)
Fri, 21-Jul-23 8:13 PM (250 days ago)
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Back from me jollies mateys...did I miss anything?
smitten4u and happyhumper69 like this
Feck all, just the usual stuff.
(250 days ago)
Some scalawag pissed all over the privy seat
(250 days ago)
Always miss dinner, nothing new there
(250 days ago)
Don't look at me Mister Smitts, I've been living in a van for the last week, and definitely been sat down on the old cassette toilet
(250 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Ahh but you ain’t missed a proper Devon Dinner me ole Pirate boy
(250 days ago)
Mon, 17-Jul-23 6:09 PM (255 days ago)
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Currently in the national park of Po delta... Wondering if I should go and see is Laphroaigh wants to come out and play.
paramour and ZippyMilf like this
Oh wow, missed you by 5 weeks. We passed right by there.
(254 days ago)
Laph got into trouble again and can’t come out to play.
(254 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
JFDI grin
(254 days ago)
Did he get caught filching daffodils again?
(254 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
Sun, 16-Jul-23 7:15 PM (255 days ago)
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Met a pirate today mateys, he took me out on a sail on his galleon....arrgh
happyhumper69 likes this
<being a smartass grin..did you fire the cannon? pun intended ;p
(255 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
Shiver my timbers ……
(255 days ago)
Nah, no cannons. He didn't even let me steer the ship... Thinking about it, I don't think he was a real pirate
(255 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
One can always judge a genuine Pirate by his Parrot....thumbup1
(255 days ago)
Awesome_Tits and ZippyMilf like this
Hi captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes and butt👖
(255 days ago)
Fri, 14-Jul-23 11:19 AM (258 days ago)
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Ahoy amici miei!
smitten4u likes this
Ahoy me hearty!
(258 days ago)
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Thu, 13-Jul-23 9:03 PM (258 days ago)
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Captains trivia mateys...who's about?
Laphroaigh likes this
Goodnight Capn Pirate Matey, safe travels smile
(258 days ago)
captain__82 and Laphroaigh like this
I'm off though
(258 days ago)
thx u for the lovely trivia!
(258 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sorry I missed it. I wouldn't have gotten a single answer tongue
(258 days ago)
I'm really sorry, cap'n. I had to run out to pick up something and totally forgot. My bad.
(258 days ago)
Mon, 10-Jul-23 7:09 PM (261 days ago)
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Anyone up for a quick trivia quiz this Thursday? Thinking about 11pm CET could do an hour later or earlier. 30 Nudles winner takes all. Who's in?
10 minutes matey's
(258 days ago)
Present and vaguely correct smile
(258 days ago)
Permission to come aboard Capt ? thumbup1
(258 days ago)
you have my beer
(258 days ago)
..but I'll drink it for you
(258 days ago)
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