)Phineas_J_Whoopee's Recent Statuses
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heydidyagrabmyass likes this
vedgie, camel toe & cameltoe, veggie, front butt, hanging wedgie, wedgie, atomic wedgie, veggie, thong, vaginie, grundy, melvin, vagiwie, fredgie, gramaltoe, cooter.
(307 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
I agree with captain_82 Winter day and night, summer three pairs daily.
(307 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sat, 20-May-23 9:50 AM (339 days ago)
Its kind of funny that auto correct has likely created more errors than it fixed.
And more than a few embarrassing texts too 
(339 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I can be lazy but that is beyond my ken
(339 days ago)
wihout a dishwaherm washing dishes is the woest'
(339 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
i dont know why, but i hate hate cleaning windows, ill say i need privacy protection
(339 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Thu, 18-May-23 1:28 AM (341 days ago)
So I got pulled over on the way home today. He said I was going 44 in a 25. He gave me a written warning. Thank goodness.
smitten4u likes this
Wed, 10-May-23 10:25 PM (349 days ago)
I gave the neighbor lady up the hill a ride today. Her uber cancelled on her. She said she'd give me 10, I told her I didn't want her money. So she showed me her boobs for half the ride. LOL
Hehe. Now, imagine if the roles had been reversed, she had never seen you before, and you had whipped out your meat puppet.
(348 days ago)
That's what my friend said Mitch. She said if she's driving and a guy gets his dick out, she's thinking she's in trouble. I said there are things women can do that men can and visa versa.I
(348 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
16-20 were the best days of me life matey, sailin' the seas an' a huntin' pirates
(1 year ago)
Where i am now. Got kids and grandkids and happily retired to enjoy it all!!
(1 year ago)
Aye matey, was in the Royal Navy, we be a sailin' an' a huntin' pirates matey. Mostly somali pirates. Not one o' em ha' a peg leg or a eye patch, makes me sick matey.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 11-May-22 1:36 AM (1 year ago)
I really like songs that are really driven by a strong drum beat like AC/DC's Shook me all night long or Highway to Hell
Like most of their stuff,original and classic
(1 year ago)
Sorry for the long dely, it's a sleeping thing. The librarian feel because she was in the non friction section.
(2 years ago)
Tue, 19-Apr-22 6:53 PM (2 years ago)
It always trips me up when NN changes my name to "you" when I make a comment in status.
That's fuNNy, I always see your name when you post in status.
(2 years ago)
Only trips me up when someone shows me a dcreenshot of something they said in a status and my brains says "Wait I never said that" then I think no it was her you not you you...confused yet? : )
(2 years ago)
Oh wow, this is all a pleasant surprise. 
That's next level stuff Adele. 
That's next level stuff Adele.
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 10-Mar-21 12:27 AM (3 years ago)
a lady on the radio today said she wants to desexualize breasts and thinks women should go topless more so men won't see them with sexual eyes. While i support women going topless...
some people are just plain fucking stupid! The sole purpose of breasts are to feed babies! Sure they're fun after that... but men aren't going to change how they "see" them...
(3 years ago)
yeah, the guy said that's what breasts are for, she was like NO, they are to feed babies. He said he thinks they are duel purpose.
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
superhorny247365 likes this
omg i hope my fly is not down 
(3 years ago)
of course she is lenny. what was the give a way raving, the smile?
what was the give a way raving, the smile?
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
"Is she a freak under the sheets like me?" Hi Phineas 
(3 years ago)
PApda likes this
Karma's a bitch. Achy Breaky Heart is now on unstoppable repeat in my mental playlist
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 29-Jul-20 11:48 PM (3 years ago)
i'm having to much fun but i've gotta run for a bit. B back later.
GottaBeMe likes this
and i was just about to break out the knee pads again...oh well.....
(3 years ago)
i hope you're all having a sparkling evening/morning/day/arvo/whatever lol
(3 years ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Wed, 29-Jul-20 2:30 AM (3 years ago)
terrid with 39,000, lenny with 47,000, who else has lots of profile views. i'm killing it with 76, yeah with no zeros.
Just didnt want you to forget me 
(3 years ago)
it's not about the numbers terrid, it's about how many stay and talk.
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
*Goes for the garden hose and sprinkler*
(3 years ago)
posted something for ya, Mr Whoopee hehe
(3 years ago)
it is nice to feel included. thanks lenny. pa gonna make it a mud fest.
(3 years ago)
sorry, but i gotta head over to superhorny's profile for a bit.
(3 years ago)
amazing lips super. thank you. i feel super special like 500,000 views special.
thank you. i feel super special like 500,000 views special.
(3 years ago)
superhorny247365 likes this
Tue, 28-Jul-20 11:50 PM (3 years ago)
who's grand idea was it to put the report button for status' RIGHT BESIDE the comment button?