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anon_a_moose69_1's Recent Statuses
Sat, 11-Jul-20 8:31 PM (3 years ago)
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oh thank heaven for 7 - 11
cmp304 and rhinostool like this
Sun, 5-Jul-20 3:24 PM (3 years ago)
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I have an RV because when I get away from it all, I want to take ccx all of it with me
rhinostool likes this
Sat, 4-Jul-20 7:47 PM (3 years ago)
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To all those who fought for freedom or supported those who did Happy 4th of July
Fri, 3-Jul-20 3:13 AM (3 years ago)
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2020 another month another fubar... I have strep throat guess it's better then Covid
Wed, 1-Jul-20 12:56 AM (3 years ago)
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Good news! I see 2020 is halfway over. Bad news I see 2020 is only halfway over
I'm just biden my time till 2021
(3 years ago)
LOL
(3 years ago)
like any bad situation, i wait for the paperwork and go home when they let me. this whole 2020/vid thing works the same way LOL
(3 years ago)
The think is, can 2021 be an improvement ?
(3 years ago)
Hi and bye moosesmile
(3 years ago)
Tue, 30-Jun-20 4:15 PM (3 years ago)
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The answer my friend is blowing in the wind...Sadly the wind is blowing so hard the answer went past me to fast to figure it out
lennynatural and Ley-dd like this
Mon, 29-Jun-20 5:25 PM (3 years ago)
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Cardiologist wants me to be part of a 60s rock band Gerry and the Pacemakers....leaning towards ignoring medical advice for now
Don't ignore it too long, Moose!
(3 years ago)
I think he is overreacting
(3 years ago)
A second opinion in this case would be quite helpful in making a decision!
(3 years ago)
mrs moose is RN her opinion reigns supreme...perhaps..lol
(3 years ago)
Mon, 29-Jun-20 1:21 PM (3 years ago)
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I have 10.000 unread emails in my primary email account...lol
bluebayour6 likes this
I issue a challenge, screw that many, build it up to 1m now, go for gold!!!!!
(3 years ago)
100,000 maybe 1 M would require me to live longer then i want
(3 years ago)
Mostly likely at the top of the list there's a button "select all"...near it will be the "delete" button. No problem!
(3 years ago)
i could do that but im an email hoarder
(3 years ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-20 4:38 PM (3 years ago)
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I attacked the yard at 630 and by 930 the yard won
EmuLater and lennynatural like this
You're need to schedule a rematch.
(3 years ago)
yup working on a big project, cant do it all in 3 months much less one day
(3 years ago)
time or measurement ?
(3 years ago)
both
(3 years ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-20 8:30 PM (3 years ago)
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8 hoursin the hospital awhile back equals $9200 bill( so far) but Insurance covered 97% whew
He was right, the NHS started in 1948....
(3 years ago)
8 years before I was hatched in an incubator
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Glad to hear you're okay.
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 and anon_a_moose69_1 like this
Good old UK NHS. 18 months ago spent 3 days in hospital with heart problems.. There was no bill. smile
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 and anon_a_moose69_1 like this
Canada has free healthcare too, I couldnt imagine paying those amounts
(3 years ago)
Sat, 20-Jun-20 3:09 PM (3 years ago)
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Ok. Who forgot to invite the Sun to the first day of Summer Party?
And he's hotter than shit
(3 years ago)
Suns out here in Upstate NY. Beautiful day!
(3 years ago)
Plenty-O-Sun here. Heat, rising humidity and damn cicadas flying in my face. So, I shall make this stay at home laundry day.
(3 years ago)
No sun or heat here, rain and clouds! yahoo
(3 years ago)
You can have mine,it's worn out it's welcome eons ago...hi moosesmile
(3 years ago)
Fri, 19-Jun-20 7:58 PM (3 years ago)
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It is Summers Eve here in the USA...and don't call me a douche
GottaBeMe, PApda and lennynatural like this
Yeee haaa,hello anon-a douche69-1
(3 years ago)
been called worse..by people who love me...supposedly..lol
(3 years ago)
maraff likes this
know the feeling wink
(3 years ago)
LOL moose the douce!
(3 years ago)
anon_a_moose69_1 likes this
Ya douche wiv a bag
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 16-Jun-20 7:38 PM (3 years ago)
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taping done..time to paint....part deux....yesterdays paint project left me enough paint for another project...piss poor planning on my part
GottaBeMe and lennynatural like this
I'm not a fast painter nor am I a slower painter. I'm a half fast painter
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
That sounds like a good balance between artristry and productivity. thumbup1
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I've yet to find a paintbrush that fits my hands!
(3 years ago)
Apparently I bought the gallon of paint that has a bottomless can...
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and GottaBeMe like this
I hate those! It's just another chemical for hubby to store.
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 16-Jun-20 6:03 PM (3 years ago)
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Was Jeremiah really a bullfrog?
GottaBeMe likes this
and was he a good friend?
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I would have liked him better if he had mighty fine beer
(3 years ago)
Mon, 15-Jun-20 12:42 PM (3 years ago)
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time to shower..any moans and groans emanating from said shower are purely for medicinal purposes
GottaBeMe and bootz like this
Time to get dressed....same. (or cuz my back hurts)
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Both of you have my empathy.
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 13-Jun-20 12:48 PM (3 years ago)
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It's raining, it's pouring. Why aren't I snoring?
Fri, 12-Jun-20 2:33 PM (3 years ago)
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<<<even cousin IT wears a protective mask
As it should besmile hi moosesmile
(3 years ago)
anon_a_moose69_1 likes this
Except for surgical masks...These don't protect you. It just just helps stopping you passing it on if you have got it.
(3 years ago)
Wed, 10-Jun-20 6:09 PM (3 years ago)
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I have an ultrasound scheduled for Friday, hoping I'm not pr
That'll teach ya to keep your damn legs closed!
(3 years ago)
anon_a_moose69_1 likes this
Good luck both of you.
(3 years ago)
Fingers crossed Moose: )
(3 years ago)
bound to die anyway just a question of sooner or later.....my preference is later but we shall see...yes that's moose gallows humor
(3 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Your work here is not sone, so stop being a pessimist, ace the test and come back all refreshed and shit: )
(3 years ago)
Tue, 9-Jun-20 2:21 PM (3 years ago)
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6-9-2020...I can clearly see myself doing that ...
^Awesome Pi!
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Steak piecut ends offstick it in a buttie
(3 years ago)
"Hind" sight is always 2020.....
(3 years ago)
Stick it in your own buttie lip!
(3 years ago)
Aways do pap
(3 years ago)
PApda likes this
Sun, 31-May-20 2:51 AM (3 years ago)
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I'm sad we were suppose to get 60 mph winds 1 inch hail and 2 inches of rain...all we got was 45 mph winds
Moose, I wish it could blow the ill will out of the looters. sad
(3 years ago)
troubled times...2020 is the year of troubles
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 30-May-20 12:52 AM (3 years ago)
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And the punchline is...porn on the cob
with buttah?
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
what is, jokes that will never to told on jeopardy alexs... smile
(3 years ago)
LOL
(3 years ago)
I'll take "Le Tits Now" for 1000
(3 years ago)
Fri, 29-May-20 7:07 PM (3 years ago)
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I fired off an email to a local business about one of their vehicles speeding. The email bounced. So I printed it out and snail mailed it. How Boomer of me.
Hi, Karen.
(3 years ago)
juicy likes this
I bought stamps to help out the post office and piss off the potus....they were t rex stamps sent several sheets to my dinosaur crazed grand son
(3 years ago)
Shoulda tried faxing it before posting it
(3 years ago)
Hi moosesmile
(3 years ago)
anon_a_moose69_1 likes this
I'm not Joe friday...just the fax ma am
(3 years ago)
Fri, 29-May-20 1:49 AM (3 years ago)
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some idiot coughed on my wife at walmart today because she was wearing a mask and asked him and his wife to follow the one way signs
Might not ultimately go anywhere but if you shout and make enough noise at the company they might offer compensation and since those that were that disrespectful to your lady wife will also be forced
(3 years ago)
To be on the news as a story like this will most likely get fucking big press and it’ll also be the first noted thing along these lines
(3 years ago)
So the shop gets shaved for not acting as it should have after the fact, the police get shamed for the same and as I said those that did do it get their faces up as case in points of what cunts are
(3 years ago)
Some asshat did that in NZ I think and there wasn't 2 ways about it. He was prosecuted. I hope they all shop, cops & asshole get rightfully punished. devil
(3 years ago)
redduck906 likes this
People suck.
(3 years ago)
Mon, 25-May-20 5:18 PM (3 years ago)
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I used up all my ambition yesterday...
GottaBeMe and amancalledpony like this
Hang in there, I'm sure there'll be another one coming around the corner.
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
thanks. I'm glad one of us is optimistic
(3 years ago)
What’s this thing of which you speak, I think I had done when I was but a child but it sorta vanished when I got bigger and grew my first erection then again it vanished when the election did
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 24-May-20 2:06 AM (3 years ago)
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my spouse has a habit of leaving her bra in the kitchen. I draped it across two upper cabinet door knobs and taped a tea bag to each support. I said see tea tea holders
Hi Moose, drynking? LOL
(3 years ago)
no it's a running joke where I will put it
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
butits almost beer 30 just home from work and cooked dinner
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana and bluebayour6 like this
but it opens the door for "teabagging" jokes wink
(3 years ago)
Blue! LOL
(3 years ago)
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