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CandyTales's Recent Statuses
Thu, 26-May-22 8:43 PM (1 year ago)
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Kisses ..lingering..... trailing down my neck..... mmm
lip2lip and IsaacLothbrok like this
The only way to go
(1 year ago)
Thu, 27-Jan-22 8:11 AM (2 years ago)
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Smile if you just had a naughty thought....Yep ..me also bounce
Hey Candy, I'll let you know as I just woke u[smile
(2 years ago)
Always have lovely naughty thought thinking of you x
(2 years ago)
Mon, 14-Jun-21 11:44 AM (2 years ago)
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If it wasn’t for the gutter. .. my mind would have nowhere to go bounce
cutter mind is a terrible thing to waste...just sayin
(2 years ago)
Mine goes over the cuckoo's nest
(2 years ago)
A good mind is a terrible thing not to waste wink
(2 years ago)
Fri, 21-May-21 10:06 AM (2 years ago)
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Roses are red, I'm in my bed all tucked up on a cold winters day; now you come along and I'm down to a thong;......;
wild_2, mojo75nz and shy28boy like this
i can't wear high heels any more either, it was all those years inda russian balet w00t
(2 years ago)
CandyTales and flitterbee like this
meh, to many sport injuries
(2 years ago)
high heels get me in trouble tongue
(2 years ago)
Wild you need to wear lower heels then wink
(2 years ago)
wild_2 and flitterbee like this
inch high boots is all i can do now lol
(2 years ago)
Fri, 14-May-21 7:48 AM (2 years ago)
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A naughty Friday is my favorite kind of Friday. ...
tugking70 and wild_2 like this
Tue, 11-May-21 2:44 PM (2 years ago)
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My birthday wish is for you all to get to have a sexy naughty secret you are just dying to share..
Ok, I'll be the "star" in one of your stories....
(2 years ago)
Mon, 22-Mar-21 7:18 AM (3 years ago)
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Most things look clearer with just a bit of perspective
vixenhunter, maraff and mojo75nz like this
i still believe context is a thing for lawyers
(3 years ago)
Some can judge on that one butt perspective does help
(3 years ago)
Wed, 17-Mar-21 9:11 AM (3 years ago)
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Candy says : Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth ! bounce
There's one reason why you shouldn't act your age lol ... going Gaga
(3 years ago)
even then it dont shut em up wink haha
(3 years ago)
I'm always gaging for more flit smile hehe
(3 years ago)
im sure you are
(3 years ago)
mmmmm be so lovely if it was yours......
(3 years ago)
Mon, 15-Mar-21 9:45 AM (3 years ago)
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Roses are red,walnuts are brown.When it's stiff stick it in,goes in dry.Cums out wet.The longer its in the stronger it gets.It cums out dripping and starts to sag.its not what you think it's a teabag
Fri, 12-Mar-21 12:12 PM (3 years ago)
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Smile if you just had a naughty thought....Yep ..me also bounce
Dangerously frequent
(3 years ago)
spunky4u likes this
Mrs. has made the accusation that all my thoughts are.
(3 years ago)
PApda likes this
you always give me a smile x
(3 years ago)
Are there any other kind of thoughts??
(3 years ago)
😁
(3 years ago)
Thu, 11-Mar-21 12:05 PM (3 years ago)
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Give me a sexy nightclub dancer name.....
IrishLad_27_ and Horny+happy like this
CandyTales
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Eye candy 😉
(3 years ago)
Gwendolyn redeyes
(3 years ago)
You guys are definitely creative......
(3 years ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Maude redeyes
(3 years ago)
Wed, 10-Mar-21 2:04 PM (3 years ago)
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3 ways to stress less...1 have sex. 2 do it again. 3 and again
mmmm love to try it out with you.....
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
That does sound lovely. Maybe someday I won’t have to practice solo 😝
(3 years ago)
Yes, always the best way to relieve stress
(3 years ago)
Hi wanna trade pics?
(3 years ago)
Mmmmmmm, my kinda philosophy
(3 years ago)
Horny+happy likes this
Mon, 1-Mar-21 11:50 AM (3 years ago)
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That awkward moment when you make eye contact while eating a banana. ..
wild_2, maraff and Bbaggins4321 like this
In some cultures when two men make eye contact while eating a banana, they have to fight to the death.
(3 years ago)
need some chocolate syrup smile
(3 years ago)
not for me, more like a good thing
(3 years ago)
and never forget, it's banana to mouth. wink
(3 years ago)
Fri, 26-Feb-21 3:02 PM (3 years ago)
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What is warm,soft,sticky and has a hole in the middle? It's a fresh doughnut. ...Wow you dirty minded people ! smile
How do you 'frost' them.....inquiring minds.....
(3 years ago)
I take them to the frosting farm.
(3 years ago)
Of course! I shudda known...
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
im like Homer, i always say dougnut first,,,drool
(3 years ago)
lennynatural and nosanity like this
creem filled donuts...just sayin tongue
(3 years ago)
Tue, 2-Feb-21 7:54 AM (3 years ago)
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Life is always a little more fun when you're a little more naughty
I'll drink to that wink
(3 years ago)
CandyTales, Just_Nick and mojo75nz like this
Agreed.
(3 years ago)
Taboo for me, taboo for you smile
(3 years ago)
You always cum up with the best statements smile
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
Thanks. Enjoy .
(3 years ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Mon, 1-Feb-21 9:22 AM (3 years ago)
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We're so focused on the finish line that we forget to enjoy the journey
mojo75nz, maraff, lip2lip, spunky4u and PApda like this
A very true statement there candy smile
(3 years ago)
lip2lip and PApda like this
I’m still getting into my trainers
(3 years ago)
Life is short... enjoy the ride !
(3 years ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
Wise words!
(3 years ago)
Fri, 29-Jan-21 10:22 AM (3 years ago)
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bounce There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol. The rest is 69.... !
^ "needs a bigger boat"
(3 years ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Lol think I sunk with that comment 🚣
(3 years ago)
I nice walk in the garage then walk into the man cave holding hands and she tells you ....we should buy a new beer fridge for here ? Lol
(3 years ago)
no comment...my tongue is busy smile
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
A beer fridge is a possibility
(3 years ago)
Thu, 28-Jan-21 10:32 AM (3 years ago)
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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you feel like you are in heaven devil bounce
Sounds like a win win situation to me smile
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
in a red dress smile
(3 years ago)
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angels with dirty minds
(3 years ago)
Wearing a wig and shades to match, she's got high healed sneakers and an alligator hat.
(3 years ago)
Wed, 27-Jan-21 10:26 AM (3 years ago)
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So if life is a highway ... I guess I'm driving dangerously
That’s the way I roll
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
just not too dangerously, I hope wink
(3 years ago)
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Well pull over and let’s fuck...
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
It’s more like a runaway train, coming off the tracks. On fire. YMMV
(3 years ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Tue, 26-Jan-21 12:46 PM (3 years ago)
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Is it Tipsy Tuesday or Titty Tuesday or both ?
wild_2, Bbaggins4321 and wikdwayz4u like this
I,m greedy..both !
(3 years ago)
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I like the idea of both....
(3 years ago)
It's toesday as Ecuadorian would say! 🦶
(3 years ago)
Mon, 25-Jan-21 2:41 PM (3 years ago)
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Should I or should I not.... that is the question
Like i always say...life is short...
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
I've said for years Do it today, you might be dead tomorrow. I never take my own advice though.
(3 years ago)
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^Suicide bomber instructor
(3 years ago)
^^^ oh a blow job
(3 years ago)
Pull the ripcord on that parachute? YES!!
(3 years ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 2:41 PM (3 years ago)
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I promote healthy eating....
That rather depends on what kind of eating you had in mind!
(3 years ago)
The juicy kind of eating
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
^^^ Say No More!!!!!
(3 years ago)
I love to you..... x
(3 years ago)
I'm glad that McYuckies are vertualy closed.
(3 years ago)
Thu, 7-Jan-21 10:32 AM (3 years ago)
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Give me fuel..give me fire..give me that which I DESIRE !
openbum likes this
Chocolate? 😂
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
Good food and glass of wine x
(3 years ago)
CandyTales likes this
A good massage followed by fantastic Sex. (not asking for much lol)
(3 years ago)
CandyTales and Pete_from_Aus like this
@BB - That is standard not asking too much at all lol
(3 years ago)
Mon, 28-Dec-20 7:22 AM (3 years ago)
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It's so hot out today.... do I have to get dressed... ?
ShowNGrow and PurpleGoose365 like this
True that is..... yet it does seem to be the norm...so sad
(3 years ago)
above freezing here for first time in week..ill get dressed you stay nekkid
(3 years ago)
its 5C here in the day, i had to wear a sweatsuit n a tank,,, oh and a scarf
(3 years ago)
Freezing here. Clothes are definitely going on! Shrinkage is a very real problem! 😂
(3 years ago)
Candy, good way to stay cool....trouble you make others feel hotter
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 15-Dec-20 3:29 PM (3 years ago)
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A fantabulous day to you all... hugs
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