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LedJohnson's Recent Statuses
Sun, 31-Dec-23 4:32 PM (88 days ago)
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I'm in a really good mood. Happy New Year
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sat, 9-Dec-23 3:08 AM (111 days ago)
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Today's my birthday. yay me Another year alone
wabbitkill9 likes this
Happy Birthday x 😘
(111 days ago)
Happy birthday!
(111 days ago)
Happy birthydate. 🎈
(111 days ago)
Happy birthday 🎂
(110 days ago)
Mom passed in 15, brother in 2017. Been alone since
(109 days ago)
Mon, 10-Apr-23 8:37 AM (354 days ago)
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Being alone is difficult, being lonely crushes your soul.
ZippyMilf likes this
I can be alone but being lonely gets to me.
(354 days ago)
@danthtry that shit for 8 years. Then run your ballwasher. Strong... HAHAHA. What an assclown
(353 days ago)
smitten4u, MrsTrellis and TopCat57 like this
Wed, 15-Feb-23 1:26 PM (1 year ago)
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As if going to bed every night and waking up alone every morning wasn't enough, Valentine's Day is ready with a nut shot, reminding me that here is another year I start alone..
There can be plenty worse situations than being alone. But good luck if you’re looking for a partner.
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and LedJohnson like this
Danthaman827, that's a badge I've worn for far too long.
(1 year ago)
Bimarriedbottom, I'm all that's left of my immediate family, which means zero support or comfort.
(1 year ago)
Led, sorry to hear that. Maybe you actually like people so you can get out there and meet someone. Good luck.
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson likes this
Eh, it is what it is. Nothing I can do about it
(1 year ago)
Sun, 25-Dec-22 11:27 AM (1 year ago)
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I hope everyone has a truly wonderful Christmas. God bless. Peace.
Stuffed Xmas, Tipsy New Year and glowy flies to all!
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson likes this
Fri, 9-Dec-22 3:09 AM (1 year ago)
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Another birthday spent alone.
mrjimm likes this
they...FFS!
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson likes this
Ha Ha LOL
(1 year ago)
dogs wet nose? Did I split an infinitive, I must write to Mrs. Trellis....
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl and LedJohnson like this
happy belated
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson likes this
Happy Belated Birthday from me, too. MrsT, I'm going to embroider a pillow with that thought. smile
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson and Agent_K like this
Tue, 6-Dec-22 8:47 PM (1 year ago)
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My birthday is the 8th and I don't have a date.
That sucks. Not in the good way.
(1 year ago)
Artistic and LedJohnson like this
the 8th IS a date tongue
(1 year ago)
Of course you have a date. It's 8th December 😜
(1 year ago)
mrjimm likes this
^^ smartass 😘
(1 year ago)
Mon, 5-Dec-22 9:42 AM (1 year ago)
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With my birthday being the 8th, I got a one of those multiprocess MIG machines from YesWelder for my birthday/Christmas present.
shy28boy likes this
Sweet, I prefer Kemppi, mine is a X8 with liquid cooled torch. Used with INEFIL ER70S-6 wire, 1.2 as I use it mainly for structural work.
(1 year ago)
Sweet!
(1 year ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 9:24 PM (1 year ago)
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I want to start my own production company and create content.
Sun, 6-Nov-22 7:20 PM (1 year ago)
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I am so damn horny, I just want to eat some pussy.
Thu, 25-Aug-22 8:17 AM (1 year ago)
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Packing a bowl, fire in the hole.
Tue, 9-Aug-22 12:23 PM (1 year ago)
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Be fearless in the pursuit of what ignites your passion and sets your soul on fire. It is never too late to be what you should have been.
ksaint and smitten4u like this
Hmmmmmm I’m thinking maybe it’s definitely too late! 😆😂
(1 year ago)
Mon, 4-Jul-22 8:15 PM (1 year ago)
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God bless America and the freedom to fuck on!
Sat, 11-Jun-22 5:36 AM (1 year ago)
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I've always wanted to be a chitlin farmer. They may be ornery critters, but somebody's got to raise them.
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 8-Jun-22 7:08 AM (1 year ago)
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I would rather cuddle then have sex.
How about cuddles sandwiching sex?
(1 year ago)
Yes he can sweet lenny,if he puts a command between cuddle and the word then. smile
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and LedJohnson like this
*comma
(1 year ago)
In such matters, nothing is ever set in stone. At times sex comes first, cuddling follows. Other times cuddling is the starter & dessert and sex is the main course.
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and LedJohnson like this
And there's always the option of cuddling leading to sex. As said nothing set in stone.
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and LedJohnson like this
Sun, 5-Jun-22 10:24 AM (1 year ago)
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When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherfuckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber.
GottaBeMe and Pete_from_Aus like this
Sat, 4-Jun-22 8:10 AM (1 year ago)
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Remember: Having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory sharp and I just want to wish everyone a happy 2005, I'm sure it'll be a great year.
Fri, 3-Jun-22 9:40 PM (1 year ago)
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An Opossum is a flat fury animal that likes to sleep in the middle of the road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the Opossum that it could be done.
Why be the pervert a' crossin' the road. His knob be stuck in the chicken matey!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and LedJohnson like this
Possums can consume like 2000 or so ticks everyday. They are for sure our friends. (please don't quote my dietary stats on opossums)🤔
(1 year ago)
Thanks fer ruinin' one o' me quiz questions, I be a havin' Ter think o' somethin' else now.
(1 year ago)
Sorry matey!
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson likes this
Sun, 15-May-22 6:55 PM (1 year ago)
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Installing rear sway bar bushings and links on my truck.
maraff, LOVEXXXPORN and LedJohnson like this
It should have been easy peasy, but thankfully a bolt broke saving me from the boredom of finishing this project in a timely manner.
(1 year ago)
Not laughing, but your tone on the matter is spot on!
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and LedJohnson like this
Go a head and laugh, I did. 04 Dakota QC 4WD 5spd and I've come to expect something like that to happen
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
just to be sure ... this is not a sexual procedure, is it?
(1 year ago)
LedJohnson and MrsTrellis like this
NO, not a sexual procedure. Although I do have a sex swing
(1 year ago)
Tue, 10-May-22 6:00 AM (1 year ago)
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Be fearless in the pursuit of what ignites your passion and sets your soul on fire.
Sun, 17-Apr-22 12:04 AM (1 year ago)
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It's always disappointing when I don't get to eat her pussy before we fuck.
dash90, shy28boy and LedJohnson like this
You know you can pause for a few moments to ravish her private parts with your face, then resume the piston like pounding...
(1 year ago)
That's something I enjoy doing regardless.
(1 year ago)
Fri, 11-Mar-22 11:20 AM (2 years ago)
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It's after 5, I believe I'll make a white russian. 5:20, it's 420 somewhere
MissAshlee and shy28boy like this
I hope you shot him?
(2 years ago)
LedJohnson likes this
Hell yeah. WOLVERINES!
(2 years ago)
Thu, 10-Mar-22 5:48 PM (2 years ago)
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It seems the older you get the more difficult it is to make friends
All depends on the kind of friends you want to make
(2 years ago)
Agree,,,any kind of friends
(2 years ago)
We definitely get pickier about who we will accept as friends I think
(2 years ago)
riverguy likes this
Wed, 16-Feb-22 8:26 AM (2 years ago)
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Valentines alone... Sigh.
ronno1 likes this
That's because you're two days late, pal.
(2 years ago)
Nope, wasn't late at all. I didn't get on here until the 16th.
(2 years ago)
Valentine's was 6 days ago...
(2 years ago)
HAHAHA
(2 years ago)
Sat, 29-Jan-22 8:45 AM (2 years ago)
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Would you look at that... It's 420. AGAIN!
rhinostool likes this
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