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MellieK's Recent Statuses
Wed, 27-Mar-24 12:40 PM (1 day ago)
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It’s supposed to be spring, why am I still freezing!!
Australia does really good park facilities doesn’t it!
(4 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Yeah. It's typical Aussie. Where we were the kookaburras were causing noise in the trees, the kangaroo mob were in the distance and the grass was green.
(4 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
I was impressed with the bbqs everywhere! If we did that here they’d be covered in graffiti, bags of dog shit, and broken bottles!
(4 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
We bring our own. The public bbq things the council provide don't look too sanitary. So, yeah, kinda like yours. Lol
(4 hours ago)
Get your fine self down to Oz where we’re still getting hot days in Autumn!
(3 hours ago)
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Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:40 PM (10 days ago)
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Somebody gave me a sore throat. Declares it worth it.
Well looks like I’ve been blocked.
(10 days ago)
So he’ll: if you make a ‘joke’ about hurting a woman and then when you’re pulled up on it you just say “I was kidding” rather than apologising, you’re a dick.
(10 days ago)
*so he’ll
(10 days ago)
Fucking hell - I can’t type tonight. *So he’ll not see this
(10 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Ello, Mellie. I recommend zinc.
(10 days ago)
hornyfukcer and MellieK like this
Fri, 15-Mar-24 7:45 PM (13 days ago)
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Has resorted to reading glasses 😫
I too have gotten myself into reading glasses
(11 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I’ll read this when I’ve found my glasses
(11 days ago)
It comes to us all.
(10 days ago)
they keep using smaller font on pill bottles
(10 days ago)
I only go to resorts that have complimentary reading glasses. laugh
(10 days ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-24 7:43 AM (19 days ago)
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As soon as there is a guy in my pics, I get comments with your cum and her pussy. Not sure why that irritates me so much, but it does! Surely its obvious I’m a female profile?
Looks at all the layers and blanket I’m currently wearing and strongly disagrees
(18 days ago)
😄😄
(18 days ago)
Wait… are those knickers too, or a tutu too? 🤪
(18 days ago)
smitten4u and MellieK like this
The tutu is a bit too tutu for me to not wear knickers too, to public events of course. An NN party would be entirely different.
(18 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
When is this NN party Mellie? Are you hosting?😋
(18 days ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-24 7:09 AM (20 days ago)
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Lying in bed with a brew all content with life. Morning lovely people! Now what should I cook for a Mother’s Day lunch tomorrow? I need ideas pls
The day seemed brighter at 7am
(19 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Yeah it went cloudy.
(19 days ago)
Ohhh I have 2 months to come up with mine.. hi lovely Mellie
(19 days ago)
MellieK likes this
But at least I’ve had a lazy day without feeling guilty about not being outside!
(19 days ago)
Mr_Vein and McPhallus like this
Hi lovely! I wonder why they don’t have it on the same day everywhere? I’ve no idea why the date is when it is either 😂
(19 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 8:50 PM (21 days ago)
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So in my comments manager, every single profile pic gets an ‘f’ badge and a ‘20’ badge whether they have them or not! Anyone else get this?
spunky4u likes this
yep, mine too
(21 days ago)
I didn't look.
(21 days ago)
I'm not understanding what you mean.
(20 days ago)
Every user profile listed that’s commented is displayed with the ‘founder’ and ‘20 year’ badges - which they don’t actually all have!
(20 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Still doing it too
(20 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 7:45 PM (21 days ago)
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Plans myself out a competition pic to keep me entertained tomorrow 😉
Cakes ofc.
(20 days ago)
Oh provides a selection, and gestures
(20 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Mmmmmm caek
(20 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Freckles! Don’t you go giving away my secrets so easily…
(20 days ago)
Ive not spilled a single letter my dear 😁 yet 👀
(20 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 8:13 PM (25 days ago)
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This time last week was truly awesome and this week it’s a rubbish Sunday with work tomorrow. Sulks a lot!
Sulks with rest of you miserable Sunday people
(25 days ago)
MellieK and GottaBeMe like this
Cracks open the chocolate and gorges.
(25 days ago)
** decides to do homework on the school bus in the morning **
(25 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
*Fills Mellie's wine glass and massages her shoulders
(25 days ago)
Hi Mellie
(25 days ago)
Fri, 1-Mar-24 4:54 PM (27 days ago)
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I sometimes wonder if the photos page is what working at A&E feels like.
Wonders whos firestick.
(27 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Giggles
(27 days ago)
Gives a whole new meaning to turned on.
(27 days ago)
hornyfukcer, smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
Id be too scared it mess with my wifi
(27 days ago)
smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
Not another place to lose the remote 🙄
(27 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Thu, 29-Feb-24 7:11 AM (29 days ago)
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Feels the need for new NN stamped pics, but it’s remarkably hard by yourself finding an angle you don’t hate where the Ns are still visible! Recruits a photographer…
Where has the queue got to,
(28 days ago)
Well it was pretty long at one point, but…. Points to the sink hole… now it’s just you
(28 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I can offer an umbrella if you’re considering it??
(28 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
☝️Back in the queue
(28 days ago)
Woo! 📷📹
(28 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 8:42 PM (31 days ago)
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Had a thoroughly fabulous weekend and absolutely doesn’t want it to be over 💖
Me too Mellie
(31 days ago)
MellieK and Jersey__Girl like this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:28 PM (35 days ago)
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Alcohol free beer is a lot like food that’s just lacking in salt.
blink That's uncharted waters for me ! ! ! ohmy LOL
(32 days ago)
It's bourbon barrel aged stout, it's a limited release that comes out once a year. It tasted pretty good, it wasn't bitter. I didn't drink the whole thing, I split it with someone.
(32 days ago)
Must have been most interesting interesting. It's not the quantity that counts, is the Quality thumbup1
(32 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Beer is chilled so you can't taste it properly. Would you eat a meal with your nose pinched off so you couldn't smell/taste it? Why drink beer you can't taste properly?
(32 days ago)
When it's over 36c degrees, if the beer isn't chilled to 0.1c degrees, I ain't drinking it. 🙂
(32 days ago)
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Sun, 18-Feb-24 6:21 AM (40 days ago)
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Of course I was wide awake before six on a Sunday 🙄
Aww I love that!!
(40 days ago)
Thats just rude! Before 6!?
(40 days ago)
Lucky me, I was woken up at 7 by my roommate slamming doors.
(40 days ago)
Damn. Sorry Saturn!
(40 days ago)
Thanks. Only 8 more months of dealing with him.
(39 days ago)
Wed, 14-Feb-24 7:22 PM (43 days ago)
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Bought a valentines outfit. Seems I managed to get my arms in the legs and my legs in the arms. Need recovery days before trying again 😂
Good news Mellie, toss that lingerie on the floor, that’s where it looks best anyway! 🤣 Happy Valentines Day everyone!
(43 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Yeah happy valentines! ❤️🥂
(43 days ago)
Lovely picture as usual 😀
(43 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Thanks lovely 😊
(43 days ago)
Is this a remake of the disaster film Armageddon, now called Armaleggon?
(43 days ago)
Mon, 12-Feb-24 8:29 PM (45 days ago)
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Dances around like a really really excited thing!
🍾 Of course it counts! *plus I get to have a drink with a lovely lady.
(45 days ago)
smitten4u and MellieK like this
Hi Mellie xxx
(45 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Hello lovely 😘
(45 days ago)
I’m picturing this…bounce
(45 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Mellie's got moves michael
(45 days ago)
McPhallus and MellieK like this
Wed, 7-Feb-24 12:47 PM (50 days ago)
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Stamps my feet a bit. I’m fed up of working!! Sighs and gets back to it.
Oh not earl grey Adele! I’ll take cream pie though… 😜
(50 days ago)
iamaghost and McPhallus like this
Which one though grin
(50 days ago)
Erm the second one please!
(50 days ago)
Coconut, chocolate or strawberry 🍓?
(50 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Coconut every time!! ❤️
(49 days ago)
Sat, 3-Feb-24 4:19 PM (54 days ago)
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Hola! These new married NN girls seem to get younger and younger!
But, are they as hot as you hun? x
(54 days ago)
MellieK likes this
They also do a gender switch VERY quickly!
(54 days ago)
Age before booty
(54 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Hola!
(53 days ago)
Sun, 28-Jan-24 9:37 AM (61 days ago)
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Reports that all is well and a wonderful day was had by all! 😬😂
Apparently so!
(61 days ago)
As long as I can see those amazing boobs, it’s a good day, Mellie!
(61 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Glad the day went well Mellie, I had a nice afternoon, got to start a new project , exciting times probably.
(61 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Glad to hear that Dig. How are the ribs?
(61 days ago)
Dignitea likes this
A little bit tender, just takes time, thank you for asking.
(61 days ago)
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Fri, 26-Jan-24 1:56 PM (62 days ago)
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I just baked a cake! I’m not as good at getting cakes to rise as some things 🤷🏼‍♀️
If it’s all the same…. I’m only really good at the icing part.😉
(62 days ago)
Now i want cake!
(62 days ago)
BigBonerBeauty likes this
I bet it's delicious!
(62 days ago)
All I can think of now is Mellie wearing an apron and nothing else.....and cake of course 😋
(62 days ago)
I'd venture to say that you have absolutely no problems blowing out candles.
(55 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jan-24 5:45 PM (67 days ago)
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Funny old weekend: productive, lovely, and sad in equal measure. Wine in hand now and chicken pie in the oven, dreading work tomorrow. Roll on spring.
Hi Mellie! The latest home we applied for has a built in wine rack and it reminded me of you!
(67 days ago)
MellieK likes this
how far away is spring there Lovely Mellie,we have another 2 months,well that's really not too far awaysmile
(67 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Sounds like the usual life mix. Never straightforward.
(67 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Hey AGR! Yeah hopefully another 2 months will do it 🤞
(67 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Reading this as I start the workday Monday. Ugh. Better luck to all of us for a good week and better weekend.
(67 days ago)
Wed, 10-Jan-24 8:35 PM (78 days ago)
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I’m 7 views away from a lovely round number, purleeeease will you do the honours while I’m watching?? 🫶🏻🤞👀
Congrats Lovely! Few are more deserving.
(78 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Congrats Mellie!
(78 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Super ! ! ! thumbup I'm on 99K. We are famous yahoo
(78 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I was late to the party...I was the 100,030 viewer 🤣
(78 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Congratulations, you’re probably responsible for that many orgasms too!
(78 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Jan-24 6:55 PM (85 days ago)
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I was gonna not drink for a bit, but there’s beer left in the fridge and I can’t just ignore it. Peers around the place.
I’ve also decided that my favourite food group is Ferrero Rocher. Will power no longer required here.
(85 days ago)
Oooo, that is a good food group! As are Godiva and Ghirardelli 😋
(85 days ago)
smitten4u and MellieK like this
*passes beer and chocolates around the room....
(85 days ago)
Oh yes can't just let it go to waste 🍻
(85 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
pfft not drinking it's a fad. not for me
(83 days ago)
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Mon, 1-Jan-24 12:22 AM (88 days ago)
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Happy new year you bunch of kinksters! 🥂
Happy new year Mellie! 😘
(88 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Happy New Year Mellie x
(88 days ago)
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Back at you Mellie
(87 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Happy New Year babe😄😄🥂🥂
(87 days ago)
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Happy new years lovely Mellie xxx
(87 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Dec-23 8:20 AM (90 days ago)
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Before I hit the motorway today, a reminder that if you’re driving in the middle lane and there is no one to your left (UK) that you are currently overtaking then you are a giant knob.
Gives Almost a look. Yep. Talking to you. Yep.
(89 days ago)
You tell them girl
(89 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Yes! HUGE pet peeve. Slower traffic keep right - or left in your case. Just had 9 hours of slow pokes holding up the faster lanes. 😔
(89 days ago)
Agent_K, MellieK and smitten4u like this
Mellie.. Im usually in the outside lane anyway or lane 3 which is the correct description
(89 days ago)
Well the logic is the same.
(88 days ago)
Fri, 29-Dec-23 11:42 AM (91 days ago)
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I get so many sweet messages that I hardly ever reply to, so can I just say thank you to everyone who bothers for being lovely 😊😘
Always a pleasure to see you pics and post Mellie
(91 days ago)
MellieK likes this
You could fill Wembley stadium with your admirers if there were that many NN members
(90 days ago)
MellieK and ksaint like this
*reminds self to send Mellie a sweet message and highlights that section of the spreadsheet
(90 days ago)
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