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Antranch1's Recent Statuses
Mon, 16-Oct-23 2:54 AM (191 days ago)
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It was more than some ribs that got broke. Seems I literally broke my neck. Didn't hurt until my ribs were mending.
Fbvines likes this
I'm sorry to hear you're in pain. I hope you heal quickly.
(191 days ago)
O.o that's incredibly dangerous! hope is nothing serious and u recover soon!!
(191 days ago)
Falling off a roof is not a minor accident. Hope they can help you with the pain.
(191 days ago)
Oh fuck!!!! Hope you make a full and speedy recovery!
(190 days ago)
Sun, 24-Sep-23 4:50 PM (213 days ago)
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Fell of the roof and broke some ribs. Will be back when i feel better
Careful matey, that's what did Rod Hull in.
(213 days ago)
Antranch1 likes this
Right now in the house of pain
(213 days ago)
House Of Pain? I wouldn't jump around if I was you, it would probably hurt more
(213 days ago)
Ouch!!!! Glad it’s only ribs! Heal up, come back.
(213 days ago)
With age comes wisdom, except in some cases. Roofs are for the young
(212 days ago)
Wed, 23-Aug-23 11:04 AM (245 days ago)
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Getting back in my feet please stand by.
shy28boy likes this
Hope all is well
(245 days ago)
Fri, 18-Aug-23 4:46 PM (250 days ago)
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Feeling very alone in a crowd and it sux.
If you mean NN, Antranch, there's no reason to feel alone here.
(250 days ago)
Mon, 3-Jul-23 2:47 AM (296 days ago)
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Too Fucking Hot For Clothing!!!
Mon, 19-Jun-23 3:59 AM (310 days ago)
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if there is reincarnation, then I want to come back as this guy called Storm. All I seem to hear these days is "Fuck Storm!"s
ZippyMilf likes this
I've yet to hear that, i usually hear "Storms are annoying"
(310 days ago)
Tue, 6-Jun-23 8:08 PM (322 days ago)
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screwing around instead of working...again.
Mon, 5-Jun-23 4:01 AM (324 days ago)
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Damn I need some head soon!!!
Sounds like you need an incompetent barmaid
(324 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 21-May-23 9:48 AM (339 days ago)
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Coming to grips with the fact that I am not the man I used to be and never will be again
Do you want to be?
(339 days ago)
Antranch1 likes this
Sucks gettin’ old!
(339 days ago)
Antranch1 likes this
Yes it sux and yes I would love to be 30 again my 30's 40's and 50's were prime for me. I hate my 60's.
(339 days ago)
That may be a good thing. Necessity is the mother of invention after all
(338 days ago)
Fri, 19-May-23 12:09 AM (341 days ago)
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is that all there is?
It's there.
(341 days ago)
My sis in law lives down there
(341 days ago)
one is
(341 days ago)
I see two of yours Mr. You may need to expand it?
(341 days ago)
Deathbed comment?
(341 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Thu, 11-May-23 8:24 AM (349 days ago)
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Wishin it was wishin it was
Wish me love a wishing well, to kiss and tell. A wishing well of butterfly tears, Wish me love, a wishing well, to kiss and tell, A wishing well of crocodile cheers, sing...
(349 days ago)
 'Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.'
(349 days ago)
Oops! Wrong status
(349 days ago)
Sat, 6-May-23 6:31 PM (354 days ago)
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In bed with my other half life is good!!!
Fri, 7-Apr-23 7:04 PM (1 year ago)
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Sober and alone near Vegas.
you can't even eat a good steak..
(1 year ago)
oh sry... read Vegans at first laugh
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat and captain__82 like this
LOL
(1 year ago)
Wed, 8-Mar-23 7:17 AM (1 year ago)
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Well I am what I am, what you see is what you get.
It's ok, mate. Don't worry too much about it. You'll be ok.
(1 year ago)
Antranch1 and Pete_from_Aus like this
Been catching up a lot of flack IRL because one of my neighbor's found my profile on here and is giving me grief
(1 year ago)
LOL.... Cool! Play along with it. Post a heap of pics with their name scribbled on a bit of paper so they can read it. And another thing, now they've seen you naked you can be nude 24/7 around them.
(1 year ago)
if this is true just ask them what they were doing to find you...... it's the risk of showing face
(1 year ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
“I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.” - Popeye.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 27-Feb-23 10:43 AM (1 year ago)
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Just another manic Monday
ZippyMilf likes this
Tuesday's just the same, Wednesday is full of woe.....
(1 year ago)
Do you wish it were Sunday? Is that your fun day?
(1 year ago)
Thu, 23-Feb-23 12:04 AM (1 year ago)
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Wondering how I can donate my Nudies back to the site...
make a competition
(1 year ago)
Thanks sometimes I get a little dense
(1 year ago)
You can also send tips. Look for the word tip, on status. pics etc
(1 year ago)
I'll try to put any spare nudle from donaters to good use thumbup1
(1 year ago)
Uh, send them to me, I’ll make sure they go to a good home😂
(1 year ago)
Fri, 17-Feb-23 3:57 AM (1 year ago)
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Major plumbing problems tonight AHHHH the joy's of home ownership!
My favorite quote: Did you have a nice weekend or do you own a house? wink
(1 year ago)
I just had a MASSIVE plumbing problem sorted which I only found by chance
(1 year ago)
Tue, 14-Feb-23 2:33 AM (1 year ago)
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My phone is screwing up.
Wed, 8-Feb-23 7:58 AM (1 year ago)
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Wishing it was you instead of me...
12 years in the mental asylum?
(1 year ago)
Mon, 6-Feb-23 1:27 PM (1 year ago)
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Well I finally got my premium membership back!
Woohoo!! Can’t live without it!
(1 year ago)
Sun, 22-Jan-23 10:04 PM (1 year ago)
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Having to let my Premium membership go for now due to financial problems but I plan to get it back.
that sucks but I think we can all understand so hope it turns around for ya.
(1 year ago)
lennynatural and Antranch1 like this
That sucks. Good luck with whatever the problem is.
(1 year ago)
Tue, 17-Jan-23 6:28 AM (1 year ago)
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Going to be leaving here shortly but I will be back. Just having problems that need to be attended to
Good luck with whatever it is.
(1 year ago)
got some here too, eh , not today.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 12-Jan-23 9:48 PM (1 year ago)
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Meanwhile back at the ranch...
Clint Eastwood was filming his low rent fim, Not so Grand Prius....
(1 year ago)
Antranch1 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I prefer to use the term, ponderosa.............
(1 year ago)
Isn't that a steak house?
(1 year ago)
Tue, 10-Jan-23 9:25 PM (1 year ago)
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Too cold to work outside
That it issmile
(1 year ago)
And wayyyy too wet here.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 8-Jan-23 1:58 AM (1 year ago)
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Damn I need some head soon!!!
not getting mine im still using it
(1 year ago)
Art are you sure you can’t spare it for a little while, he sounds quite needy 😜🤣🤣
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
I always have to laugh at the guys that say they NEED something sexually. I understand the desire, but really, need? Or what, you'll have to masturbate again? Oh no!
(1 year ago)
Pete_from_Aus and captain__82 like this
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