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vvv20482000's Recent Statuses
Tue, 19-Sep-23 9:56 PM (190 days ago)
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Pimp Juice is a Nelly song that is about semen
Pearl Jam is a band named after semen.
(190 days ago)
Sailor was a TV series about seamen
(190 days ago)
Then there's, you know, The Lovin' Spoonful and 10cc...
(190 days ago)
Thu, 17-Aug-23 11:01 PM (223 days ago)
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What's the difference between men and women when it comes to crossing the legs? TESTICLES! Total leg crossing game changer
So that's why men rarely cross their legs? Doh!
(223 days ago)
The bone and muscle structure is different too.
(223 days ago)
Yes, I realize that. Men could never use the Duchess slant.
(223 days ago)
I can't cross my legs for nuts!
(223 days ago)
One must take care when crossing one's legs....
(223 days ago)
Wed, 21-Jun-23 12:31 AM (281 days ago)
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I have an ex named Amy who insisted I keep my socks on during sex. Weird preference but ultimately harmless. She did not have a sock fetish. She hated feet.
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
My FWB used to always want to keep her socks on, I always told her no socks on during sex. lol
(281 days ago)
Socks are a definite no no!
(281 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
You're really not naked if you have socks on.
(281 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Exactly lenny.
(281 days ago)
Hmm. My wife HATES my apparently cold feet. So footies it is.
(281 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
Thu, 28-Jul-22 7:48 PM (1 year ago)
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I keep getting this offer to renew premium for 1 year for $49.95. But when I accept it I get charged the full price. Can anyone help me with taking advantage of this great offered deal?
Second one I've heard have this issue,I hope NN gets it fixed
(1 year ago)
- - had mine for 5 aus - 3.69 in the uk - 2 years ago - -
(1 year ago)
Wed, 18-Nov-20 11:04 PM (3 years ago)
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She's a big squirter
rhinostool likes this
Well that came from nowhere
(3 years ago)
Sitting in his nowhere land
(3 years ago)
Oh yeah local band I think wink
(3 years ago)
Making all his know where plans for nobody
(3 years ago)
Doesn't have a point of view Knows not where he's going to Isn't he a bit like you and me?
(3 years ago)
Wed, 18-Nov-20 11:02 PM (3 years ago)
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A married mom colleague of mine had been fucking me for months and she begged me to cum in her pussy. I did and she fingered herself and she ate it. She's still married
rhinostool likes this
Your point is
(3 years ago)
She was married and you know when you’re rich you can do that
(3 years ago)
The point is she is able to have her cake and eat it too
(3 years ago)
Wouldn't that be a creampie and eat it too?
(3 years ago)
Thu, 3-Oct-19 9:22 PM (4 years ago)
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I only log in now to see if the photo page layout stopped being awful. Still awful.
Be sayin' the one who be here score and three an' not even got a profile pic
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
oh we even go 2 layouts now pick n choose
(4 years ago)
Please explain this more clearly and I can help you fix it..
(4 years ago)
Thu, 26-Sep-19 6:40 PM (4 years ago)
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Am I the only one who HATES the new "photos" page layout/set up?
change back to old, i hate it too
(4 years ago)
Please give us feedback on it rather than just hating it. Then we can improve it further.
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 11-Oct-18 8:20 PM (5 years ago)
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Happy sweet 16 NN. Two more years and you can post your own pics!
Wed, 3-Oct-18 8:34 PM (5 years ago)
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I was fucking my friend the other day and after she had multiples she was sucking my dick. Then when we kissed her mouth tasted exactly like her pussy!
rhinostool likes this
Mon, 21-May-18 8:47 PM (5 years ago)
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... Which is it 4.01 million or 15 million?
Why so many removed?
(5 years ago)
Pardon me..NN..You need to control your pic modsLOL
(5 years ago)
So many would include the web, poor quality pix, the male profiles posting women's facial pix, the revenge, duplicates, 20 similar deek pix & FB like pix. Just a guess.
(5 years ago)
Jener, dewberry and metalwork like this
Vvv no offense intended but for a 12 years members you ain't got much to show for; friends wise even less picture wise, in fact pix are none!
(5 years ago)
cmp304, dewberry and Jener like this
ill take 15 mill ty smile
(5 years ago)
plumguy, smedium and NaughtyKat like this
Mon, 21-May-18 8:47 PM (5 years ago)
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I've posted on this before. The NN front page claims over 3.9 million user submitted photos and over 110,000 videos. It also claims 4.1 million members have posted over 15 million amateur photos...
I'd be more curious to know how many of those 4.1 million members are actually different people, and not re-re-re-re-re-re-re-reposted pics over and over and over under slightly different names.
(5 years ago)
Thu, 15-Mar-18 8:59 PM (6 years ago)
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2062 years ago today Julius Caesar was assassinated. Rough anniversary for Caesar...
steelrat60 likes this
The salad Caesar was actually Mexican
(6 years ago)
He'd be dead by now anyway.
(6 years ago)
nickey69 likes this
Well I toss ma salad ... "attributed to restaurateur Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant who operated restaurants in Mexico and the United States." thar ya goo huh .. well Toss ma Salad!
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
How long did Caligula last? You know his entire family was executed
(6 years ago)
4 years...
(6 years ago)
Wed, 6-Sep-17 9:08 PM (6 years ago)
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The NN front page exclaims both "4.0 million real members have posted over 14.6 million homemade pics & vids" and "3.9 million photos and 110,000 videos" - which claim is correct?
deepsea69 and MiltonSamantha like this
each time ya tell a story it gets bigger tighteror moer dangerous .... so choose?
(6 years ago)
Whichever one you choose to believe
(6 years ago)
Picky
(6 years ago)
and STILL people want to trade foties wink
(6 years ago)
Wed, 10-Aug-16 7:33 PM (7 years ago)
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I have a friend. He loves to get punched in the penis.
What then rolls it in pastry - LOL!
(7 years ago)
Dr Simon, does yours need a rub? wink
(7 years ago)
is there a way to remove the balls from the equation? i think there in lies the issue.
(7 years ago)
If your offering NBI?
(7 years ago)
NBI = No balls included smile
(7 years ago)
Fri, 3-Jun-16 10:21 PM (7 years ago)
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I like to refer to a man-bush as a mush...
as in mushy peas ?
(7 years ago)
Sat, 16-Apr-16 6:34 PM (7 years ago)
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misokindian makes me cum very hard
AZ_wife likes this
Me too!!!
(7 years ago)
I like that
(7 years ago)
can i watch
(7 years ago)
Mon, 22-Feb-16 9:43 PM (8 years ago)
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youthere77 is an amazing milf!
Sammy618 likes this
Thu, 11-Feb-16 11:01 PM (8 years ago)
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Is it wrong to cum inside of a married woman if she asks you to?
thats your choice to make mate
(8 years ago)
If you are her husband, probably not.....
(8 years ago)
"All I wanna do is make love to you "
(8 years ago)
Pow_Er_Man_P3 likes this
That's up to you.... I would but I been snipped so no worries.
(8 years ago)
Wed, 3-Feb-16 8:04 AM (8 years ago)
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In SoCal San Diego - at Hyatt Grend through thus days morning. In the mean time i have a nice big cock
noted and logged
(8 years ago)
Sat, 21-Mar-15 5:22 PM (9 years ago)
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i could really use a cocksucking...
jonze likes this
cowboy?
(9 years ago)
Yeah me too
(9 years ago)
Fri, 24-Oct-14 9:43 PM (9 years ago)
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i wish got_caught_once would show up in my bed
oh hell yes! tongue
(9 years ago)
Wed, 16-Apr-14 9:46 PM (9 years ago)
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I fucked quite the sexy MILF last night. Great tits!
she's a MIF to you now
(9 years ago)
yes good point..
(9 years ago)
she swallow
(9 years ago)
Mon, 13-Feb-12 4:57 AM (12 years ago)
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anyone want to watch me jerk off on cam?
will u tribute me x
(12 years ago)
Thu, 20-Oct-11 3:47 PM (12 years ago)
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any women interested in c2c?
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