)Horny_in_Hants's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 8-Sep-21 10:42 AM (2 years ago)
Things are beginning to look better! 3 job interviews lined up AND a tax rebate! 
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You'll get all three jobs and a better than expected return.
(2 years ago)
Wed, 14-Jul-21 9:47 AM (2 years ago)
Thinking of |going to Studland nudist beach (Bournemouth) tomorrow or Friday. Nice weather apparently! Any ladies up for joining?
Thu, 24-Jun-21 11:46 AM (2 years ago)
Just got my 15 year shield! Can't believe I've been here for that long! lol
Just cropped out his zimmer frame
Mon, 15-Jun-20 11:21 AM (3 years ago)
Just upgraded to premium after more than 10 years on here! Probably about time... lol
Fri, 22-May-20 10:15 AM (3 years ago)
Guy goes to a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Barman says "Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" Guy says,"I know. It's driving me nuts!"
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Thu, 9-Aug-18 11:00 AM (5 years ago)
So it's finally raining, which is great! But... it's my day off. Not great!
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Mon, 22-Aug-16 3:20 PM (7 years ago)
Tried to upload a video and can't for some reason.... Hmmmmm......
Sat, 23-Jul-16 8:57 PM (7 years ago)
Too hot inside. naked in the garden now with a beer and NN. Just missing the companionship of a beautiful woman....
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Sat, 23-Jul-16 9:34 AM (7 years ago)
House to my self all day! Think I will go skinny dipping in the pool later
Thu, 21-Jul-16 2:16 PM (7 years ago)
Haven't done any pics for a long, long time... so now there are 2 new ones up!
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sorry watching F1 one, prefer fast men to those with fuzzy balls 
(7 years ago)
F1 for me too I'm afraid.. but hope you enjoy Horny...mwah xxx
(7 years ago)
Mon, 4-Jul-16 2:26 PM (7 years ago)
I've tried coffee, water, paracetamol and breakfast yet nothing will shift this hangover! Any ideas anyone?
