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north and south's Recent Statuses
Fri, 9-Oct-20 6:34 PM (3 years ago)
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Is there a problem with uploading videos today?
there's a problem with a LOT of things today!!! I fell in the rabbit hole today and they keep shoveling dirt in wink
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I'd MUCH rather be in the Pussy(or Ass) hole... but that ain't happening.
(3 years ago)
Hmmmmmmm don't know sorry sad
(3 years ago)
You should play golf then,BAB
(3 years ago)
Fri, 28-Aug-20 12:02 PM (3 years ago)
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Whats with the new set up on notifications its only showing ratings and not comments?
a glitch? seems there are changes going on
(3 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
It shows comments o our recent pics ... Wait, let's re-check
(3 years ago)
OK, It shows up the comments on our pics, but to be fair, there's only about three comments in total over the 10 pics. TOF ain't what it used to be LOLOL
(3 years ago)
well i like them anyway lol
(3 years ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Sun, 17-May-20 7:32 PM (3 years ago)
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Looks like the spammers are back,new one on the first page looks to be spamming every photo.
davyson105 and johnnyel like this
well they dont discriminate
(3 years ago)
hence "for what is spam but a fardel, yet if it could be expressed in any other means a fart"
(3 years ago)
Removed about 40+ comments from 4 different ones.
(3 years ago)
And all reported.
(3 years ago)
I noticed plus the filter is whacky again sad
(3 years ago)
Thu, 5-Oct-17 5:29 PM (6 years ago)
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Happy Birthday NN. Thanks for all the fun.
lennynatural, NN and johnnyel like this
Fri, 18-Sep-15 4:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Well its Friday again time to get your tits out Ladies.
me too, but where are the ladies???
(8 years ago)
A few on my list, Arty!
(8 years ago)
now if only they would stay out all day. grin
(8 years ago)
i love it
(7 years ago)
let's bring this back @ 406 days
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Mon, 26-Jan-15 10:34 PM (9 years ago)
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home
ok
(9 years ago)
TAXI !!
(9 years ago)
Pluto Still planning customers flights
(9 years ago)
Hello n&s smile smile xxoo
(9 years ago)
Fri, 23-Jan-15 2:36 PM (9 years ago)
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No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
righthander likes this
Hello n & s smile smile xxoo
(9 years ago)
morning.Thats kinda defeatist. Why bother then?
(9 years ago)
Thu, 22-Jan-15 11:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Old enough to know better, old enough not to care.
and young enough to still do it
(9 years ago)
lol,like that hun xxx
(9 years ago)
Hello n & s smile smile xxoo
(9 years ago)
Sat, 10-Jan-15 11:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
I have a value set.... its pretty basic
(9 years ago)
Tue, 6-Jan-15 1:58 PM (9 years ago)
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I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
lynskey likes this
Tue, 6-Jan-15 12:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
true story
(9 years ago)
Mon, 5-Jan-15 2:33 PM (9 years ago)
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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
hey,piss off, I gotta patent on that one...
(9 years ago)
lol Good Morning n&s smile
(9 years ago)
Ha!
(9 years ago)
u are one of mine ,hotty xoxo
(9 years ago)
*slaps knee*
(9 years ago)
Sat, 3-Jan-15 11:10 PM (9 years ago)
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"And this is the reason I fucking drink." I thought to myself As soon as I sobered up.
amancalledpony likes this
lets fk
(9 years ago)
Sat, 3-Jan-15 2:22 PM (9 years ago)
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability mate?' I said 'Tourettes, you wanker, now fuck off!'
lmao!
(9 years ago)
lol........hello n&s smile smile xx
(9 years ago)
smile thanks for the smile....
(9 years ago)
that was a good one mate
(9 years ago)
Lol........made I larf!
(9 years ago)
Fri, 2-Jan-15 2:43 PM (9 years ago)
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There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
Nevertoomuch and silverbackaa like this
Hello n&s smile smile xx......undie is the Tri, Try and Try daily everyday......
(9 years ago)
lol i read that as three stooges, i was so about to agree with you........
(9 years ago)
and now reading the post correctly, i agree with you tongue
(9 years ago)
there are prolly also 3 stooges in a mans life as well nauty
(9 years ago)
Thu, 1-Jan-15 8:11 PM (9 years ago)
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Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
steelrat60, 000max and dirtycopper like this
HNY n&s smile smile xx..............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
Sure are!
(9 years ago)
I prefer mrsdc without panties. Easier access that way. wink
(9 years ago)
agreed!
(9 years ago)
Thu, 1-Jan-15 2:32 PM (9 years ago)
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I went for a job interview as a blacksmith last week. He said, "Have you ever shoe'd a horse?"I said, "No, but Iv'e told a donkey to fuck off."
gozap and silverbackaa like this
Up to your usual stndard I see.... Keep safe both of you and have a great 2015!
(9 years ago)
i've shoe'd a horse once, but she had a very difficult time walking in those heels.
(9 years ago)
I play horseshoes grin
(9 years ago)
I went for an interview at a hammer factory. I think I nailed it.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 31-Dec-14 3:45 PM (9 years ago)
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I got intouch with my inner self today ..i'm never buying cheap shit roll again!
awesome2 likes this
bummer
(9 years ago)
if your inner self liked it I guess it's not a complete loss
(9 years ago)
wish i could
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:47 PM (9 years ago)
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Bad news for exit signs..... I've heard they're on the way out.......
CurvyKay and happyhumper69 like this
No way?
(9 years ago)
your kidding
(9 years ago)
very suttull
(9 years ago)
it's only a passing phase
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!
*puts my boots on to kick him firmly and painfully in his his golf bag*
(9 years ago)
wait for me steel toed
(9 years ago)
Seriously??? Puts on my brass knuckles!
(9 years ago)
Sound like some people need to put the flag back in the hole after the putt. *runs from status laughing like a blooming idiot*
(9 years ago)
lol,very thin ice where you are skating too,mista pony wink
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Dec-14 3:44 PM (9 years ago)
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
smile
(9 years ago)
lmao!
(9 years ago)
i want one of those!
(9 years ago)
Aha!
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Dec-14 1:20 PM (9 years ago)
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When my wife left me, I was sad, upset and lonely.Since then I've got a dog,bought a new motorbike,shagged two women and blown a grand on drink and drugs.She'll go mental when she gets home from work.
GottaBeMe, lynskey and Bexta like this
Hello n&s smile smile xx..........giggling...
(9 years ago)
lol That is Truly funny smile
(9 years ago)
Hopefully, it was her grand. smile
(9 years ago)
hahaha I just went from "Oh shit..." to "LOL"
(9 years ago)
love this. sounds like my Vegas trip a few months ago... smile
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Dec-14 12:15 AM (9 years ago)
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Can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the pub.
haha love it
(9 years ago)
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
Hondavtrsp1 likes this
the only thing they allow us is death
(9 years ago)
That conversation got a bit morbid
(9 years ago)
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
women can see our evil intentions
(9 years ago)
If you stuck googly eyes on your breasts we would be lost
(9 years ago)
It's cos your breast are ssssssoooooo big xx
(9 years ago)
Wait... women have eyes? Since when? tongue
(9 years ago)
yes womens breasts have eyes, men's eyes staring at them lol
(9 years ago)
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