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clittylicker
Thu, 26-Mar-20 5:01 AM (4 years ago)
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With this lockdown and having to work from home, I’ve started a business making yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof!
DanajustDana
Be careful, clitty, boats are vulnerable to pier pressure.
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
a new meaning to house boat
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
I’m just hoping the business stays afloat.
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
I'll buy a boat, schooner or later
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
ah, now your sounding, three sheets to wind smile
(4 years ago)
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 DanajustDana
LOL
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
These silly comments are keeling me!
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
well port a stop to em then
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
I wanna play cards but someone is standing on the deck!
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
ya know why its a poop deck, no can find any toilet paper
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
Are you gonna tiller, RL?
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
I couldn't learn the alphabet as I was lost at C.
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
It’s all water under the bridge, Dana
(4 years ago)
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 RavingLunatic
donna know i may floundering here
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
i came from a poor district. we could only choose between reading or typing i took typing sad
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
Off course I could be the b
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
We mast just about be out of silliness by now
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
 DanajustDana
Off course I could be the navigator.
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
I’m Master Bates
(4 years ago)
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 		flitterbee
can I be ms d bates? grin
(4 years ago)
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 RavingLunatic
yard arm bill tis me.. smile
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
I like that song but I'm not sure about the tidal.
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
What a boat Seaman Staines? Who will that be?
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
 DanajustDana
LOL
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
Should we swim for it, oar stay here?
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
the only tube filled with seamen is a sub glare
(4 years ago)
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 		clittylicker
I’m getting that sinking feeling.
(4 years ago)
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 		flitterbee
titanic !
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
*lets herself in Emu's house, puts joke book back on shelf.
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
Flittyboobs! Did you just go down? wink
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
 DanajustDana
LOL
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
I wish !! grin
(4 years ago)
sydnew
WB? in my world that is a WallBall
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
Looks like Syd just floated over from another status
(4 years ago)
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 		flitterbee
maybe to much wine clitty wink
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
Yep, he’s feeling buoyant
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
status jumpers get the keel
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
maybe needs some flotation devices
(4 years ago)
sydnew
apologies for my misplaced post.....screen was moving to fast
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
He’s just sounding us out
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
<<< used to have floaties on show, now im looking at the ocean grin
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
He’s out of his depth tho. smile
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic
shiips call : young tom, old tom, really old tom, dead tom, dead tom oh there ye are.
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
 DanajustDana
I can't think of anymore boat puns, canoe?
(4 years ago)
clittylicker
Go on, take a punt!!
(4 years ago)
DanajustDana
I'd like to have a new boat but they cost yachts of money.
(4 years ago)
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 		Raven2005
Raven looks down with concern...eek
(4 years ago)
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 		clittylicker
They may be expensive, but shipping is free
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
stern warning, port must be drunk
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
One could sail through the roof if the wind is strong enough.
(4 years ago)
   
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